I thought you'd all enjoy the following comments. All are excerpts of reviews from http://sex.mypleasure.com/store/ -

On a 8-3/4" x 2" dildo:

"AAH!!! It is more than I imagined. My wife gasps each time "Bubba" (that's what we call it) is inserted into her vagina. She says, "It feels just like the real thing" especially when I use it on her. Guys, be prepared for some slight feelings of jealousy as you watch your wife orgasm over and over again. It looks HUGE, but it fits perfectly!!!"

On a heavily-veined 6-3/4" x 1-3/4" dildo:

"Just by looking at this coppery masterpiece I get hot. It's so big and the veins felt amazing. I also loved the feel of the testicles. Women, you'll love it!"

"Really Big! The thickness of the shaft and the veins were the perfect size! I couldn't get enough of it. My best purchase so far."

On a 8" x 2" jelly dildo:

"OMG! My friend bought this as a joke but I decided to try it. I suctioned it to the side of the bathtub and straddled it and I immediately climaxed. I have never had a sex toy before but this was the best orgasm I have ever had!!! Highly recommended."

On a 8" x 2" jelly vibrator:

"That was the quickest orgasm I've ever had. It is larger than I expected so I was a little intimidated at first. Apparently, size does matter! WOW!"

"Oh my gosh...this big boy gave me the ride of my life. I had multiple orgasms and it's not too noisy!! I was breathless; toes curled and clinging to my bed."

On a 7-1/4" x 2-1/4" vibrator:

"This guy is huge! It really feels like the real thing and it's massive girth really adds to the pleasure. The vibrating action is very strong and it really enhances the experience. The suction cup on this one really holds strong! I love it and highly recommend it."

On a 8-1/2" x 1-3/4" vibrator:

"This is the best investment that could have ever been made. From the moment of insertion until I almost passed out from the orgasms (LOL), I was totally & completely satisfied."

On another 8-1/2" x 1-3/4" vibrator:

"enjoyed the deep vibrations in this vibrator because you can feel them throughout the shaft, not just at the tip. The new rubber material made for very smooth strokes and the thick veins provided extra strong sensations. This is also the largest waterproof toy I’ve ever owned and it is truly a welcome addition to my private bathtime pleasure collection."

On yet another 8-1/2" x 1-3/4" vibrator:

"Oh my gosh! This is the best -- nice and thick! My boyfriend got it for me. When he used it with me, I was in ecstasy. I love it. I wish it was a little longer, though, but I still love it."


Go ahead and read the rest of the comments on the site. There are so many of them. The comments I posted are definitely biased, but I hope they're motivating to you all.;)
 
Aw, buck up. I'm sure you'll reach your length goals and then some. Attaining over 5.5" girth won't be easy considering you're starting from about 4.25". I started just above your length, however, and am now about 7" without ever working very hard. One important thing to consider when looking towards your goal is your overall volume. To go from your current 6 1/8" x 4 3/8" to 7" x 5 1/2" will require a boost in your blood flow by about 80%. Definitely possible. I've increased mine by more than 60% so far and I'm nowhere near finished. Good luck in achieving your goals. I'm sure you'll reach them with a good dose of persistence and determination.

wubeats said:
more depressing because im so far away from those stats
 
Same type of posts come up over and over again. :)

Generally it is decided woman like girth more than length and each individual woman has her own tastes and can't measure the size of a dick. :)
 
Baraka, How do fancy a black dick with these states, length = 9.9" Girth 7.8" Not mine, but a friend of mine he is a big guy. Some women actually faint when they his manhood sticking up and saluting them.
 
Even more depressing is that dildo girth is more rigid than dick girth, in that the girth of a dildo might be compressed down .25-.5" from her pussy. But the girth of a real dick would be compressed im guessing from .5-1", because some areas are soft.

So in this case, a dick with girth 6.75" would be equivalent to the 6.25" girth dildo all these girls are raving about.

(where's my cableclamp?) :D
 
Any girth above 7" is just nuts. But combine that with a crazy 10"... and you're talking about one of the biggest cocks in the world, with respect to volume (48 cubic inches). It's hard to believe your friend is actually of that size. That dwarfs RedZulu on these boards, as well as monsters like Shane and Sledge Hammer. Mandingo, by volume, even pales in comparison at somewhere around 12" x 6.25" (37 ci). If your friend really is anywhere near those dimensions, he should drop by these boards and let us know what his routine is. Then he should call Guinness ;). Ain't no way you can get 7+ inches in girth naturally, especially anything approaching a ridiculous 8".

ElGeorgio said:
Baraka, How do fancy a black dick with these states, length = 9.9" Girth 7.8" Not mine, but a friend of mine he is a big guy. Some women actually faint when they his manhood sticking up and saluting them.
 
ElGeorgio said:
Baraka, How do fancy a black dick with these states, length = 9.9" Girth 7.8" Not mine, but a friend of mine he is a big guy. Some women actually faint when they his manhood sticking up and saluting them.

Let me guess... Sidney Sidebottom? :D

Man ur ridiculously funny.
 
Hee hee...I love being at that magic girth number-- now if I can just get the NBP length up there, too, I will have complete mental control of my wife! Muwahahaha!
 
Baraka said:
Aw, buck up. I'm sure you'll reach your length goals and then some. Attaining over 5.5" girth won't be easy considering you're starting from about 4.25". I started just above your length, however, and am now about 7" without ever working very hard. One important thing to consider when looking towards your goal is your overall volume. To go from your current 6 1/8" x 4 3/8" to 7" x 5 1/2" will require a boost in your blood flow by about 80%. Definitely possible. I've increased mine by more than 60% so far and I'm nowhere near finished. Good luck in achieving your goals. I'm sure you'll reach them with a good dose of persistence and determination.


Baraka you're right I'm gonna rededicate myself to Penis Enlargement but its going to have to wait till after winter break because I will have absolutely no privacy at home. But come Jan I'm gonna start this thing back up. What should i do to increase my blood flow besides taking viagra or cialis which i dont want to take?
Thanks for the pep talk.
 
No problem. We all need encouragement and the right motivation. With respect to my comments on volume and blood flow, please see http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14494

You do NOT need to take any drugs in order to increase your blood flow, save for something like arginine. Personally, I've never taken an ED drug for any reason. Ever. I'm curious to try one at some point, though. FYI, I was born with 5.3" EG and am now in the 6-6.25" range (I'm too paranoid to measure, since starting out an advanced regime about a month ago).

Clamping, ADCing, squeezing/compressing, along with Supra Slammers and jelqing are all good for increasing vein size and your blood flow. Just be careful to not overdo it, or you might burst/thrombose a vein. ;)

wubeats said:
Baraka you're right I'm gonna rededicate myself to Penis Enlargement but its going to have to wait till after winter break because I will have absolutely no privacy at home. But come Jan I'm gonna start this thing back up. What should i do to increase my blood flow besides taking viagra or cialis which i dont want to take?
Thanks for the pep talk.
 
Baraka
I used to clamp religiously but I found that my erections became weak and I actually lost some girth. I probably over did it but I'm sticking to jelquing right now and I'm looking into getting a pump.
 
quijjiboo said:
Even more depressing is that dildo girth is more rigid than dick girth, in that the girth of a dildo might be compressed down .25-.5" from her pussy. But the girth of a real dick would be compressed im guessing from .5-1", because some areas are soft.

So in this case, a dick with girth 6.75" would be equivalent to the 6.25" girth dildo all these girls are raving about.

(where's my cableclamp?) :D

Huh? My dick when hard cant be compressed at all. It is hard, The Only soft part is the very top of the head and since my girth is uniform that doesnt matter. If it got compressed at all my fucking veins would literally rupture.

If anything a lot of didlos and compressed if they are the fleshy kind or whatever.

Also on lengths they usually measure upto a couple inches that are not insertable. Like sometimes they have 8" dildo and its like 6.5 insertable. Or if it has suction cup they even measure that too.
 
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bigbutnottoo said:
Huh? My dick when hard cant be compressed at all. It is hard, The Only soft part is the very top of the head and since my girth is uniform that doesnt matter. If it got compressed at all my fucking veins would literally rupture.
Yes, WHEN HARD. Are you at 100% erection all the time during sex? Do a test for me, measure your girth with measuring tape when you are less than 100%, pulling TIGHTLY on the tape so that its as if you were inside pussy, and tell me you get the same measurement. I bet it will be much less...

My point is that some puffy skin or soft areas will make your girth seem larger than it would really feel inside a pussy.
 
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quijjiboo said:
Yes, WHEN HARD. Are you at 100% erection all the time during sex? Do a test for me, measure your girth with measuring tape when you are less than 100%, pulling TIGHTLY on the tape so that its as if you were inside pussy, and tell me you get the same measurement. I bet it will be much less...


Dude, if I am having sex, my dick is even harder when inside. I dont have sex on a half limp. If I am jacking it and measure its probably 1/2" shorter and 1/4" thinner than if Im actually hitting something. I expand once inside and then as all people do expand more before ejac. usually edging for a long time.
 
The sizes of those dildos are misleading.

My girlfriend sells dildos for a living so I get the inside scoop on all the toys. And those are the total sizes, but not the actual "insertable" sizes. Usually the bottom 1.5-2 inches is reserved for the motor, or balls, or suction device...etc.

A dildo might say 8", but in actuality, it's only 6.5" or 7" insertable.

Btw, don't worry, we're not going to be replaced by dildos any day. They're fun for them to use, but nothing beats a throbbing cock attached to a man that they love.
 
wubeats said:
Baraka
I used to clamp religiously but I found that my erections became weak and I actually lost some girth. I probably over did it but I'm sticking to jelquing right now and I'm looking into getting a pump.

Very sad to hear this.
Drop by my constricter forum and tell me your routine [than] ect I'm SURE you werent doing something right, cos constricters dont damage erections....its the opposite. I would like to see your 'than' routine and anything else you can add, maybe I can help and if it is a constricter problem than I can help address that and make it better nextime.
If you want a routine makeing than come by to Zululand, I have a few on them made by me with 1 on 1 tuition....biggest enemy is actually doing them rather than the actual process.

As for the topic of this thread, yeah its all sad to hear about the dildos.
I never like to hear such tales....man thing. I would say that a real dick would bring ALOT more pleasure....not just the dick but a human doing the fuckin, cos you can bite, lick, talk ect along with masterful fuckin lol its how you wiggle your monster, rather than the size IMHO. With a cock around those 'desired' stats I'd say master sex...I have a good cock, not great length IMHO but its good, just I have that lol manthing in me, where I want more lol anyway I can use me ole meat with any slut and get her roaring like a female lion in labour....I pound their fuckin brains outta their heads and mess with their asshole, lick their pussy, massage their back, tickle their nipples, bite their ass cheeks, make animal mad sex beast noises...YOU NAME IT and I DO IT.....the cock doesnt do it all...REMEMBER THAT THE COCK CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH, plus I do SO many sexual positions, I NEVER stay in the same place for long....I'm not a still person lol
 
:dance: You so crazy, red! :dance:

I am happy at the size I am right now. I'm going for more, but just for the hell of it. Still, there's so much more to sex than just size, just like red said. I think alot of women would be happier if their mate improved their sexual repertroire along with making their dicks bigger. Me and my wife do it in all kinds of positions...anything we can dream up...we also play around alot and have even done toys and role playing and stuff like that. The time I pretended to be a prison guard forcing myself on her hapless prisoner, she came HARD...and more than once. Then sometimes she likes to cuddle with me and I comb her long red hair and we give each other massages and stuff like that. You want a happy gal...don't let her get bored!

A big dildo might stretch her out a little, but it ain't going to entertain her.
 
Also another thing about the women having wild orgasms form these dildos and vibes. Basically these machines are engineered for that specific purpose to provide pleasure to the female whereas the penis itself isnt built for that one narrow purpose and always needs the man to know how to use it.
 
As one poster noted, the "advertised" sizes of dildos can be wrong, smaller or larger. The site http://www.bigsextoystore.com has a huge selection....and some huge dildos. They try to post the "insertable" lengths and actual girth, but I've seen some say like "1 3/4" thick, 5" around" or something equally impossible. They have many inhuman sizes, read some of the reviews.

wesb
 
bigbutnottoo said:
Also another thing about the women having wild orgasms form these dildos and vibes. Basically these machines are engineered for that specific purpose to provide pleasure to the female whereas the penis itself isnt built for that one narrow purpose and always needs the man to know how to use it.
check my sig :D
 
You can have the best piece of equipment in your field of work [Lets look at it like this]. In the hands of a well trained user it will function very well and do its job good. But in the hands of a poor trained user it will function poorly and wont do its job to its full potential. Look at Sports cars...i.e NASCAR for you US guys, or TOCA and Formula 1 for us Brits. Alot of POOR Drivers who never make it, yet a FEW actually make it BIG TIME like Michael Schumacher [German Formula 1 WIZARD] and Colin McRae [Scottish Rally world champ 'one time']. These people are just SOME VERY FEW examples of users trained well and good at useing something......a tool, a piece of equipment...whatever you wonna call it. I see this same concept with the Male and his penis. Alot of us never become masters between the sheets, or are selfish lovers and only want it oneway.....its known that males leave their female lovers unsatisfied manytimes.....yet if they knew how to use that tool they could be like Michael and Colin, the BEST in their field. In this case, sex. If he hasnt a clue what hes doing than he could have a 12'' lex impaler lol *ahem* BULLSHIT lol [You know what I mean there] long dick and girth like da bangboat crew yet he wouldnt know how to best extract its power from it....like say some of us here. Sure the whore may orgasm from it and scream in ecstasy, but I reckon alot is just pure adrenalin and excitement plus drama and fun..maybe some pain....it aint pure fuckin machine bravado or LOVE....true love between a man and woman. Size isnt everything, its most things but not all. Best LEARN how to use the tools/equipment you are useing on a daily basis i.e a dick and having sex.....thisway you will get better and become a master of the erotic arts and make ANY bitch cum over and over with whatever size dick you have. If that happens to be the size you crave e.g some monster, than all the better.....the key is in the person behind the tool.....this same concept can be applied with virtually EVERYTHING in this world. Another example is Surgeons...alot of bad ones yet their is some exellent ones around. They know how to use what they have, in their case tools to operate on someone...same principle.
 
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