THICKEST ONE said:
Franchise, No you are immature, insecure, and jealous. Very sad.

I could care less if you lay off or not, because in the end you are still just YOU and I am me and your whining here won't change that fact.

I think you should spend more time trying to improve yourself instead of trying to burn someone else's house down to elevate your own inadequacies.

Spend time making yourself bigger and better instead of getting pissed at those who are bigger because at the end of the day you're whining hasn't done one positive thing for you and it certainly doesn't bother me.

It just makes you look so childish.

Im sorry man, but I think you're own ego is what's makign you think Im jealous of your size. Like I could I could care less that you are bigger than me. If I REALLY cared that much and got that jealous don't you think that at least once out of the entire time I've been at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] I would have said something to someone else here with a bigger dick than me? So you're little accusations lack credability. I told you why I thought you're post was bullshit I shouldnt have to repeat it. I've said a couple times It has nothing to do with you having a big dick, it has to do with you spending 75% of the post bragging about how many women you've banged and how your dick is big. While the other 25% of the post being shit thats been said over and over and over and over again. Now like Kong said theres newbies here a lot so the posts have to come up again for people who havn't seen them , which I agreed with, but I still think its bullshit that you tryed using maybe not purposly , but what appeared to be a thread on something just to boast about your sex life. Not to mention some of you're responses dont even make sense, and you just lead them into more boasting about yourself. Like I said, it's only your ego thats making you think im jealous and insecure.
 
thefranchise said:
P.S. My dick is smaller than all of yours, but I can beat the hell out of all of you with relative ease.
Guess this wouldn't be considered bragging huh, toughest guy on this forum congradulations man. Biggest dummest argument thread ive ever heard, and some of the worst replies. This is the type of crap that turn people away from joining the site or forum..... <:(
 
AC, it's transparently obvious that you and swank are butt buddies and that you are bitterly jealous of my post count and my enormous penis. It's easy to talk about how big your penis is and how small everyone else's penis is and how we all lie about the size of our penises when no one has ever seen your penis. My post count is 62% larger than yours, and judging by your flaming posts toward me of late, I would venture a guess that my penis is similarly 62% larger than yours.
 
Me? Gay? I seem to remember a certain AncientChina coming up with a certain little exercise called the "In the Ass Stretch" not so long ago. :D I also think it is funny how unmarried, childless, thirty-something like you get off calling other people gay. I'm what homosexual men like you call a breeder, but I'm sure you will come off with something like, "Lots of gay men get married and have kids." Yeah, that's what all us gay men do! Get married and have kids.

I'm sorry that my off-beat threads make you so uncomfortable. Seriously, as a friend, I urge you to come out of the closet and just be your flaming, fruity self. If you do you will not have such anger control issues, as is obvious in your replies to my wise and self-less contributions to this forum. Come on out, AC!

As far as beating off as kids, molestation and incest... well, I live in the south... and shit, as they say, happens. I think it is better to discuss such things than to keep it bottled away inside, eating at your guts like a cancer, until -- like you -- it makes a man go insane and viciously attack some random and innocent and kind and wise and altruistic person like me on an internet forum. You're probably so demented you had to type your reply one handed cause you were masturbating furiously while attacking me.

If you have the guts to reply to my amazingly insightful post, I would be happy to discuss your SHORT-comings with you and help you come to some kind of spiritually-healing enlightenment. I am just drunk enough tonight to deal with your bizarre and sad homophobic self-loathing and penis envy.

Your friend,

Kong

PS... lol
 
This thread started off nicely. One sharing his opinion, the others tuning in and giving their insights, believes, etc.

For the majority of posts, I'd think we should rather PM in order to not waste other peoples time reading through the crap.

Please, going forward, can we all at least try to consider, that there might be people out there that actually have a life apart from Penis Enlargement and the forum and try to lurk the "news" as efficiently as possible due to time constraints ?

MRD
 
kong1971 said:
AC, it's transparently obvious that you and swank are butt buddies and that you are bitterly jealous of my post count and my enormous penis. It's easy to talk about how big your penis is and how small everyone else's penis is and how we all lie about the size of our penises when no one has ever seen your penis. My post count is 62% larger than yours, and judging by your flaming posts toward me of late, I would venture a guess that my penis is similarly 62% larger than yours.
Let me just call attention, only because you keep bragging about your penis size, that according to this poll that you made, the vast majority of members here (>86%) DON'T think you look to be as big as you claim. Hmm, could it be that you are FULL OF SHIT??? I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11530
 
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Oh god. That is so old. You must have searched through tons of threads to find that, showing just how pathetic you really are. You are not even a strong fourth party to the little half-real/half-funny forum shit-throwing-contests me and AC get into, and only a faint third-party in the full-out hatefest that swank and I get into. That thread was made by me when I was just a Penis Enlargement newb and didn't know what the hell I was talking about, and have since exposed my personal self. I even kept the corrections to my stats in my sig for a while. Hey, next time you want to try to "get" someone on this forum, try to find something that is truly shameful, or just make some shit up. That's a lot more fun!!! Til then, you're just going to be a forum second-stringer... one of the Troll Butt Buddies...
 
kong1971 said:
Oh god. That is so old. You must have searched through tons of threads to find that, showing just how pathetic you really are. You are not even a strong fourth party to the little half-real/half-funny forum shit-throwing-contests me and AC get into, and only a faint third-party in the full-out hatefest that swank and I get into. That thread was made by me when I was just a Penis Enlargement newb and didn't know what the hell I was talking about, and have since exposed my personal self. I even kept the corrections to my stats in my sig for a while. Hey, next time you want to try to "get" someone on this forum, try to find something that is truly shameful, or just make some shit up. That's a lot more fun!!! Til then, you're just going to be a forum second-stringer... one of the Troll Butt Buddies...

Bro-Telligence ^^^^^^^^





god dam this new word makes it easier.
 
Maybe I should explain the term ac came up with in simpler terms. Bro-telligence is when someone makes some shit up and tries to convince you its true, using a sense of friendship or trust to sway your belief instead of fact. An example of this would be if you said, "Hey, bro, did you know drinking coke makes your dick bigger...?"

My response to skepdick's sad attempt to shame me was closer to a "straw-man" argument, in nature, although I was being honest in that I have since then corrected my stats and started measuring correctly.

I am amused that you and skepdick always jump in when there's a dispute between myself and ac or swank, and I stand by my opinion that you guys are the little troll butt buddies around here. You guys must be miserable...
 
kong1971 said:
"Hey, guys, look! I learned a new word! Now I be using it out of context!"

Fine, i'll spell it out for you.


Summary of what Skepdick said:

1. You (kong) brag a lot
2. 86% of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] don't think your the size you claim.
3. I (Skepdick) think your full of shit.

Summary of what Kong said:

1. You (Skepdick) are pathetic.
2. The conversations you put to me are pathetic.
3. I (Kong) don't know what i was talking about in that post. (sidenote: you were trying to figure out who beleived you penis size kong, it's really very simple, 86% don't believe you.)
4. I have exposed my personal self. (sidenote: what are you talking about kong!??!, what exposure?!!?)
5. Once again, your post is pathetic
6. Until you improve your posts, you'll remain pathetic.
7. You have anal sex with the 'Trolls' of this site.


So there you go, your post Kong went completly of topic, ignored the points made by Skepdick, and was full of insults.
 
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kong1971 said:
Sigh... that's "straw man" not "bro-telligence".

Straw man is about distracting from the main point of the argument.

ah, ok then, good.

so now we all understand the point im tryin to get across
 
My final address to this thread (it's getting tedious):

For one thing, skepdick's post wasn't a debate. The thread is there and the facts are there, so there was no inherent debatable point. It was mainly just skepdick jumping into an argument that didn't involve him on the behalf of his fellow trollers, trying to shame me because I always call you trollers out on your negative behavior here instead of letting it slide like every other moderator does. How can I argue the point that I was somewhat deluded when I first joined up here? Everyone is a newb at some point. I was just a newb that put myself out there. Was I lying? No. I was measuring from the side and I was fatter. I have many many times admitted that I used to measure wrong and have since mended my ways. I admitted it in the coming clean thread, as well as many others when the subject came up.

You accuse me of bragging alot, but I am actually just a very positive person. I try to look on the brighter side of things. I do not think everyone is a liar. I try to look at life from a very positive perspective. I guess, to you and trolls like you, when I say something positive, it might sound like bragging, but that is not the intent.

I take part in these endless fights with you guys on the forum because I love [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] and I am very grateful for the things Penis Enlargement has done for me. I hate to see trolls like you and swank and skepdick and ac try to bring things down all the time. Part of what makes Penis Enlargement effective is staying positive and motivated, but that is hard to do when you guys try to give the impression that everyone is lying about their gains and bullshitting about their dick size, so I keep on, encouraging the newbs while trying to combat the bullshit negativity of the troll quartet, trying to be positive and fun while you guys are trying to drag everyone down with your shitty "coming clean" threads and looking down your egotistical noses.

AncientChina is a smart-ass kid who has never posted proof of his size, yet has on several occasions claimed a "naturally huge" 8 inch cock. Although I think AC is fucking hilarious, he is a troll here because he, by his own admission, does not do or need Penis Enlargement, and often makes disparaging comments on other members who do not subscribe to his narrow-minded view of the world. When AC makes homophobic remarks, he's attacking a statistical 20% of the forum. When he says we're lying about our dick size, he's really just saying that he's EVEN MORE BIG than the rest of us. Even when he's being clever and funny, it's really just at the expense of the members here, at whose nose he is thumbing. The ITAS thread was just a joke on the gullibility of some of the members here. The bro-telligence thread is the same thing. AC thinks we're all stupid and gullible and that Penis Enlargement is a joke-- but he's clever and funny and you guys don't see him laughing at you most of the time.

Swank is an egotistical bore. Like AC, he claims a naturally huge cock and boasts how he doesn't really even do or need Penis Enlargement. Like AC, he claims that we are all lying about our dick size so that he can think he is even that much bigger than the rest of us. Unlike AC, swank posted a dick pic, but who "resized and helped post" the pic? AC. In fact, Swank and AC are so similar in their attitudes I almost think they are the same person, just posting under two different names. Swank is incredibly condescending toward others, and his posts are aften openly insulting. I have seen him call other members crazy, stupid, dumb, ignorant, etc literally hundreds of times and do not understand why he is not banned for it. I think he gets away with it because he is well-written, but a flaming troll is still a flaming troll, no matter how intelligently he writes.

You, shithead, are just a bitter little man. You have gotten banned here more than once, I believe. Your attitude has improved as Penis Enlargement has worked its success for you. You've gotten nicer the bigger your dick has become, but you still revert to your hatefulness every now and then. I'm sure you will get tired of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], as you have in the past, and give us all another big "fuck you I'm outta here" post like you did a few months ago when you got tired of doing the routines and figured you were big enough, but you'll be back, I'm sure, when you start feeling insecure again and want DLD to help you get another inch. I don't see why he doesn't get tired of you stabbing him in the back all the time, and he has stuck up for you more than once in the moderator forum when other mods were wanting to ban you for your rudeness...but that's DLD for you.

Skepdick is also a bitter hater, and almost never posts anything positive. I've never even heard him talk about doing Penis Enlargement, although he claims he tried FR once, but mainly he just pops up to attack someone, usually me.

I'm taking a break for a little while. Not from [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. This isn't a frustrated I'm quitting post, but I'm taking a break from trying to keep you guys from bringing the forum down. Be as negative as you want unless some other moderator tries to keep you in line. I'll be helping the newbs and just post some FR stuff for awhile and I'm putting all four of you on my ignore list cause I'm just so very fucking tired of your negativity.
 
kong1971 said:
It's easy to talk about how big your penis is and how small everyone else's penis is and how we all lie about the size of our penises when no one has ever seen your penis. My post count is 62% larger than yours, and judging by your flaming posts toward me of late, I would venture a guess that my penis is similarly 62% larger than yours.

That was the funniest thing I have ever read. Brilliant. ROTFLMAO Too funny
 
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Hesitating to post to this thread .... ;)
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"On the contrary, I think he brings up a good point, which is that we say "average" like it is a bad thing, when in fact any woman is going to be perfectly satisfied with it."
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Not an attack, just an analogy....

Most women are going to be 'perfectly satisfied' with a Honda Civic, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't drive an Infinity if you gave them one.

I think there were some assumptions earlier in the thread that a long penis -has- to be low on girth. It seems more common to have some manner of balance in gains for both length and girth ... (a ratiometric progression? ) ... unless one is specifically chasing one type of gain and not the other.

That is to say, an 8.5x6 may -look- thinner than a 7x6, .... but it aint.

The thing about tons of length is that you don't have to use the whole thing all the time.

You can use some, most, all momentarily just to make it hurt a little, ... grab a handful of what's not being used and shake the amount that's in up and down a bit (I have to recommend that - but do it easy at first to judge reaction/tolerance) and perhaps most interestingly about extra length is you can get at it from further away. This lets you have more interesting options in position without popping out all the time.

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