Progress thread Big Schwanz Acht vs. inertia...or a 'how to' for the lazy guy to get

kyomoto;713617 said:
Depends how you look at it. There are many forms of fear. I'm not scared of anything anymore ever since I was 17. I'm emotionless like a zombie now.
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I have no fears by that of my Lord. with God, there is nothing to fear....well maybe Zombies :)
 
doublelongdaddy;713747 said:
I have no fears by that of my Lord. with God, there is nothing to fear....well maybe Zombies :)
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I fear nothing.

rocky1243;713690 said:
Acts like a zombie until you fuck with his ramen, then he gets pissed.
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Hell no dude. Ramen is gross. Enchiladas is where its at, mess with my food and ill fuck you up.

Big Schwanz Acht;713668 said:
This is all starting to make sense
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Yeah. Welcome to my world.
 
rocky1243;713803 said:
Describe your world for us BSA lol

And after you do that, submit your stats to the competition thread.
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Come-on up and see for yourself :)

In the meantime, I've solicited a sweetie at 7p this evening to aid me w/my measurement...probably won't post until 10-11p
 
Big Schwanz Acht;713807 said:
Come-on up and see for yourself :)

In the meantime, I've solicited a sweetie at 7p this evening to aid me w/my measurement...probably won't post until 10-11p
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Lol idk if I wanna see that bro. I trust your sweetie's measurement, tell her to measure with her mouth one time.
 
rocky1243;713823 said:
Exactly so do you know how to use the app Snapchat?
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I have it but still have little understanding how it works. I know how to send things but no clue how to read messages or get stuff from other people.
 
rocky1243;713944 said:
So you can tell girls "snapchat me that pussy"? Lol
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Kids these days, oy :)

Did a 10 minute session w/my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] and all I can say is WHOA! That's a ton of leverage! Bundles are taken to the next level and beyond, all regular stretches are amped-up...quite the apparatus! There's a bit of a learning curve to wrapping, but I found that using only the yellow thermowrap-thingy worked best for me. I'm also going to experiment hanging w/it and see how that goes.
 
I truly expected the clamping force necessary to stay in-place was going to be uncomfortable at best and down-right excruciating at worst...no discomfort what-so-ever :)
I can definitely feel a bit of fatigue even after such a short session...I'll find my thresholds and stay within
 
Big Schwanz Acht;714029 said:
I truly expected the clamping force necessary to stay in-place was going to be uncomfortable at best and down-right excruciating at worst...no discomfort what-so-ever :)
I can definitely feel a bit of fatigue even after such a short session...I'll find my thresholds and stay within
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Yeap but its fairly comfortable, you will never have to go through a homemade bib hanger. LOL you should be very thankful for that cause those things, man...
 
Can't believe I've only just come across your thread! Love the story's with the professional ladies 👍
I'm also loving the idea you are a golf fan! I'm selling a very rare set of sticks on ebay at the moment if you're interested buddy .
 
beardedbaldy;714650 said:
Can't believe I've only just come across your thread! Love the story's with the professional ladies 👍
I'm also loving the idea you are a golf fan! I'm selling a very rare set of sticks on ebay at the moment if you're interested buddy .
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Yeah I was trying to set up a meet with this man to play some golf but it seems we have different styles lol. He is a serious golfer and my attitude towards golf is a combination of dui's, binge drinking, cat calling and maybe some putting because I will probably be out of bounds most of the time and not be able to make it to the green on my own. You know that 8-10 stroke game plan on a par 4.... But he is not having it.
 
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rocky1243;714652 said:
Yeah I was trying to set up a meet with this man to play some golf but it seems we have different styles lol. He is a serious golfer and my attitude towards golf is a combination of dui's, binge drinking, cat calling and maybe some putting because I will probably be out of bounds most of the time.
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😂😂😂 love it! I've not played myself for well over a year closer to 2 years ! I simply don't have time anymore 😟 I used to enjoy a friendly round with 2 of my bests pals and we would all bring smokes and partake in stoned golf haha very enjoyable to say the least.
 
beardedbaldy;714650 said:
Can't believe I've only just come across your thread! Love the story's with the professional ladies 👍
I'm also loving the idea you are a golf fan! I'm selling a very rare set of sticks on ebay at the moment if you're interested buddy .
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Thanks bro, I don't update my thread very often. My 'field trips' stroke my ego and replenish my motivation...nothing replaces the feeling of a woman looking up at you and marveling at what she has in her hands, lol.

I'm not much of a collector of clubs as I am a tinkerer...that being said, send me your eBay link
 
rocky1243;714652 said:
Yeah I was trying to set up a meet with this man to play some golf but it seems we have different styles lol. He is a serious golfer and my attitude towards golf is a combination of dui's, binge drinking, cat calling and maybe some putting because I will probably be out of bounds most of the time and not be able to make it to the green on my own. You know that 8-10 stroke game plan on a par 4.... But he is not having it.
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LOL, I wouldn't care if you just sat in the cart...golf is you against the course. I can shoot an 80 and still have fun, but if it's a tourney...
 
*update*

Just finished my evening [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words]/BM routine and feel really good about it. I'm usually vary skeptical of the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] gauge/sticker thingy after I took a ruler and a tape-measure to it with a fully compressed [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]gaiter[/words] on my kitchen counter...false-positive by .375", grrrr. So now I make a mental adjustment when I'm at 100% suction and my last segment showed 8.50" consistently and when I started my Kegel/Reverse Kegel/Thrust/Release exercise, I hit 8.75"!! These get dumbed-down to 8.125" and 8.375" respectively, but it's still progress. I'm going to hazard a guess that my 7 sessions w/the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] may have given me 1/16" to an 1/8" gain. I think I'm going to double-down on the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words]
 
The sticker is really a reference point, in most cases you are longer outside the tube. Sorry it was the reverse for you be know that the sticker is in no way a proper measuring system, a ruler and tailor tape should be used.
 
beardedbaldy;714946 said:
Haha if I hit the lotto ill definitely take you up on that offer.
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If I hit the Lotto I would have no clue what to do with all that money. Maybe build some homeless shelters, so many people on the streets where I live. We are already working on one in Holyoke but waiting on grants to continue.
 
LONGERDICK7+;714978 said:
im kinda homeless too jk my house sucks LOL
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I was homeless for much of my life and this really help build my character and to deal with life rich or poor.
 
okay, so I may be a tad late in the uptake, but the hair scrunchy/tie thingy is genius for an all-day CR! I've been wearing it for the past 3 hours and it's almost like it's not there...no discomfort, no pinching, nada/Nathan/zippo!
I think this will all but eliminate any turtling I've been experiencing.

Does anyone know if these are OK to wear through the night?
 
Big Schwanz Acht;715033 said:
okay, so I may be a tad late in the uptake, but the hair scrunchy/tie thingy is genius for an all-day CR! I've been wearing it for the past 3 hours and it's almost like it's not there...no discomfort, no pinching, nada/Nathan/zippo!
I think this will all but eliminate any turtling I've been experiencing.

Does anyone know if these are OK to wear through the night?
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I wore one for 20 minutes but i wrapped it twice or whatever and it might have been too tight so i felt discomfort but it definitely stops turtling. IF you can get the right size band or doubling for it then yeah you can wear it over night.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;715037 said:
just by dumb-luck, the one I found in a drawer in the bathroom vanity fits perfectly...and I'm going around the entire package
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Try it for during the day for hours and see if it you're fine with it on. Then you can proceed to wear it at night.
 
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