Progress thread Big Schwanz Acht vs. inertia...or a 'how to' for the lazy guy to get

[Barry McCochener]

Just a quarterly 'proof-of-life' post, not much to report...still stuck at just over 21cms in the MityVac, but training at least an hour every day. Broke-out the bundle chamber from my LM and did a bit of hanging yesterday...I used about a gallon of water in an old Costco plastic popcorn container (the screw-on lid as well as capacity make this the perfect weight replacement)...so about 8lbs for maybe 45 minutes. I'll keep at that and see what happens and report back

 

[Barry McCochener]

Lazy AF and have not kept-up the hanging regimen that I had hoped...still doing a BM session in the AM shower and a MityVac session in the PM. Been stuck around 21cm+ for almost a year, but getting to that number seems to take less effort (I'm going to take that as a 'win' for now).

My 'field-trips' to Canada have been steady (if not uneventful) and get turned-away by about 25% of the girls due to size...I will say there are several who relax and totally get into the experience. I'll keep visiting and provide more in-depth reports if anyone is interested.

 

[squirt_inducer_man]

Lazy AF and have not kept-up the hanging regimen that I had hoped...still doing a BM session in the AM shower and a MityVac session in the PM. Been stuck around 21cm+ for almost a year, but getting to that number seems to take less effort (I'm going to take that as a 'win' for now).

My 'field-trips' to Canada have been steady (if not uneventful) and get turned-away by about 25% of the girls due to size...I will say there are several who relax and totally get into the experience. I'll keep visiting and provide more in-depth reports if anyone is interested.

Have you considered LengthMaster 3, a wonderful device.

By the way, how long do you want to be?

 

[Barry McCochener]

Have you considered LengthMaster 3, a wonderful device.

By the way, how long do you want to be?

I do have the LM (I use the bundle chamber for my hanging)...getting to 9" BBEL would be magical

 

[squirt_inducer_man]

I do have the LM (I use the bundle chamber for my hanging)...getting to 9" BBEL would be magical

Okay, sorry. I didn't read back in your thread.
9 that's great.

 

[DLD]

Are you using it to do bundle stretching?

 

[Barry McCochener]

Are you using it to do bundle stretching?

I use the bundle chamber for hanging...if I wasn't so damn lazy I'd be stretching every which way

 

[Abdiel Bull Berg]

I use the bundle chamber for hanging...if I wasn't so damn lazy I'd be stretching every which way

Just drink a ton of coffee and get going, at least that’s what I do. I even drink coffee inbetween doing my stretches.

 

[squirt_inducer_man]

Just drink a ton of coffee and get going, at least that’s what I do. I even drink coffee inbetween doing my stretches.

I did the same. Had water with a little salt, and my coffee when I was stretching in 30°C heat.
Coffee = more gains

 

[DLD]

I did the same. Had water with a little salt, and my coffee when I was stretching in 30°C heat.
Coffee = more gains

Maybe we can partner with Starbucks

 

[squirt_inducer_man]

Maybe we can partner with Starbucks

Yes....YES...YES.
But it must be branded: MOS

 

[DLD]

Yes....YES...YES.
But it must be branded: MOS

 

[Barry McCochener]

I did the same. Had water with a little salt, and my coffee when I was stretching in 30°C heat.
Coffee = more gains

I think y'all are on to something...here's a video regarding this exact topic

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

I guess my account became 'magically unlocked'...yea for me!
Just a quarterly proof-of-life post.
My routine is basically unchanged (along w/my stats), so 10 minute BM session in the shower using my modded X40 w/the vacuvin hand pump (I also 'full package pump'...not for the squimish, lol). I know I'm at the correct (for me) pressure once the vacucin no longer can create any more suction.
In the evening I try to fit-in two 10 minute pumps w/my Mityvac (shaft only) and have been 'stuck' at 8.375"-8.5" in the cylinder for (what seems like) a few years.

 

[DLD]

I guess my account became 'magically unlocked'...yea for me!
Just a quarterly proof-of-life post.
My routine is basically unchanged (along w/my stats), so 10 minute BM session in the shower using my modded X40 w/the vacuvin hand pump (I also 'full package pump'...not for the squimish, lol). I know I'm at the correct (for me) pressure once the vacucin no longer can create any more suction.
In the evening I try to fit-in two 10 minute pumps w/my Mityvac (shaft only) and have been 'stuck' at 8.375"-8.5" in the cylinder for (what seems like) a few years.

We had some issues but we have fixed that

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

just stopping by for a brief update...still at it (almost daily) about 30-45 minutes in my trusty MityVac (see pic...about 3/4" to 5/8" from maxing it out). Packing the walls...about 1/2" shy of my 9" BPEL goal and it's a MFer to reach, oh well it's only been about 10 years of trying (may as well keep at it, lol)
'

 

[huge-girth]

just stopping by for a brief update...still at it (almost daily) about 30-45 minutes in my trusty MityVac (see pic...about 3/4" to 5/8" from maxing it out). Packing the walls...about 1/2" shy of my 9" BPEL goal and it's a MFer to reach, oh well it's only been about 10 years of trying (may as well keep at it, lol)
'

You are pumping dry, correct?

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

You are pumping dry, correct?

correct (I liberally lube w/organic coconut oil prior to entering the tube, tho)...I also use my modded BM X40 5-10 each day during shower-time

 

[DLD]

just stopping by for a brief update...still at it (almost daily) about 30-45 minutes in my trusty MityVac (see pic...about 3/4" to 5/8" from maxing it out). Packing the walls...about 1/2" shy of my 9" BPEL goal and it's a MFer to reach, oh well it's only been about 10 years of trying (may as well keep at it, lol)
'

Welcome home my brother long time no see but you have also grown quite a bit. I hope you come around more often to see your plans and progress. God bless you my brother

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Welcome home my brother long time no see but you have also grown quite a bit. I hope you come around more often to see your plans and progress. God bless you my brother

Thanks Mike! I'm still lurking-about and have not had any major changes/gains (but it's a lifestyle for me, so I'll keep at it). I did adjust my routine by breaking-up long (30 minute pumping sessions) into 10, three miinute intervals (to reduce edema) and it seems to be helping.

With any luck, I'll need to replace my cylinder

 

[DLD]

Thanks Mike! I'm still lurking-about and have not had any major changes/gains (but it's a lifestyle for me, so I'll keep at it). I did adjust my routine by breaking-up long (30 minute pumping sessions) into 10, three miinute intervals (to reduce edema) and it seems to be helping.

With any luck, I'll need to replace my cylinder

Well a replacement of a tube means your gaining and it is cause for celebration. Again so great to have you pop in. God bless you

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Well a replacement of a tube means your gaining and it is cause for celebration. Again so great to have you pop in. God bless you

I'm really close to needing a new tube...slow and steady

 

[DLD]

I'm really close to needing a new tube...slow and steady

Slow and steady wins the race. Looking forward to your growth

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

Hey BSA you are still at it huh? Just came back to see what the guys at MOS are up to.

 

[DLD]

A legend

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Hey BSA you are still at it huh? Just came back to see what the guys at MOS are up to.

haha, like I've said 'it's a lifestyle' Glad to see you back in action!

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

You still bring out the Bathmate with the wine vac mod for nostalgia?

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

You still bring out the Bathmate with the wine vac mod for nostalgia?

Haha, the trusty ole modded X40 has its place in PE lore. I do 'whole package' pumping 3 or 4 times each week, usually 10- 15 minute sets. That battle-axe will out live me

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

You made most your gains with that thing. Do you remember more or less your routine when you made those initial gains?

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

You made most your gains with that thing. Do you remember more or less your routine when you made those initial gains?

I'd attribute the success I had with my BM mostly to 'newbie gains' but it certainly worked. The first year I would go into the cylinder with the highest EQ possible and use the VacuVin to slowly increase the pressure until it was (almost) painful. I'd stay in the tube so long that I'd get that awful edema ring below the head, but seeing how big it got was too intoxicating so I just kept doing it. Probably 20 minutes in the Am and the same ay night.

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

I'd attribute the success I had with my BM mostly to 'newbie gains' but it certainly worked. The first year I would go into the cylinder with the highest EQ possible and use the VacuVin to slowly increase the pressure until it was (almost) painful. I'd stay in the tube so long that I'd get that awful edema ring below the head, but seeing how big it got was too intoxicating so I just kept doing it. Probably 20 minutes in the Am and the same ay night.

Woah, only god knows what pressure you were pumping at.

 

[Hulberk]

I'd attribute the success I had with my BM mostly to 'newbie gains' but it certainly worked. The first year I would go into the cylinder with the highest EQ possible and use the VacuVin to slowly increase the pressure until it was (almost) painful. I'd stay in the tube so long that I'd get that awful edema ring below the head, but seeing how big it got was too intoxicating so I just kept doing it. Probably 20 minutes in the Am and the same ay night.

So you never jelqed or anything like that? Just got rock hard and stuck it in the bath mate for 30 mins total?
On top of that did lazy ass stretches?

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

Holy shit… Just went through your whole journal, very inspiring. I remember now some characters from back in the day temp, kyo etc… You are almost at 9 BPEL damn dude, what do the girls on your field trips tell you these days?

 

[DLD]

Holy shit… Just went through your whole journal, very inspiring. I remember now some characters from back in the day temp, kyo etc… You are almost at 9 BPEL damn dude, what do the girls on your field trips tell you these days?

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

So you never jelqed or anything like that? Just got rock hard and stuck it in the bath mate for 30 mins total?
On top of that did lazy ass stretches?

I watch an inspiring vid on my tablet in the shower to get/stay hard, and then use the VacuVin to modulate pressure. I maintain about 80% of max for the majority, but pump-up to 90%-100% several times. This variation in pressure seems to help keep the edema in-check

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Holy shit… Just went through your whole journal, very inspiring. I remember now some characters from back in the day temp, kyo etc… You are almost at 9 BPEL damn dude, what do the girls on your field trips tell you these days?

...let's just say I've been denied pussy access more times than I can count Since Canada is so convenient and has 100's of store-front options, I just 'go-to-the-next' avoiding the predominantly Asian establishments.

 

[oldandlively]

...let's just say I've been denied pussy access more times than I can count Since Canada is so convenient and has 100's of store-front options, I just 'go-to-the-next' avoiding the predominantly Asian establishments.

Bringing a cannon into gun holster shops. Can't say they're thrilled.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Bringing a cannon into gun holster shops. Can't say they're thrilled.

it's funny to see ther reactions, that's almost worth the price of admission. When they offer "HJ' at the very beginning, I know it's time to go elsewhere

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

it's funny to see ther reactions, that's almost worth the price of admission. When they offer "HJ' at the very beginning, I know it's time to go elsewhere

Lol that quick? Your flaccid size must be ridiculous then or you just pop out ready. And they are like “hell no”.

 

[oldandlively]

Lol that quick? Your flaccid size must be ridiculous then or you just pop out ready. And they are like “hell no”.

Most girls, no matter how experienced they are with larger penises, will choose the path of lesser pains. If they see anything larger than 8in long by 5.5in thick, they back off real fast. I've discussed this with enough females, especially the professional ones who offered happy endings for their unique services, to recognize their limits. There are niches of size queens and daring she-devils wanting to try out for experiences out there. Those are harder to track down, based on the brothers I talked to. Of course, you also have the desperate ones, willing to suffer for the extra cash. Plenty of those in Russia and Bulgaria from their adventures. The crazy ones are in Japan who are bored out of their minds.

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

Yeah Im just trying to picture this going down, at what point they turn down BSA. When they pull him into the back room at take the first glance at his flacid penis, when he gets hard or is he a psycopath walking around the streets of Canada with a raging boner so as soon as he pulls his pants down they turn him away. In any case, if I ever reach that 7” nbpel we doing that field trip, you can tag me in hahahahah I wont hurt their vaginas just their self esteem.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Most girls, no matter how experienced they are with larger penises, will choose the path of lesser pains. If they see anything larger than 8in long by 5.5in thick, they back off real fast. I've discussed this with enough females, especially the professional ones who offered happy endings for their unique services, to recognize their limits. There are niches of size queens and daring she-devils wanting to try out for experiences out there. Those are harder to track down, based on the brothers I talked to. Of course, you also have the desperate ones, willing to suffer for the extra cash. Plenty of those in Russia and Bulgaria from their adventures. The crazy ones are in Japan who are bored out of their minds.

This has been my experience as well...a few that have been enthusiatic at the start, several that have warmed-up after a gentle 'break-in' period and many that just tap-out after five or ten minutes.
I'm easy-going and laugh w/the girls which often loosens them up (literally and figuratively) so my mileage is usually pretty good

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Yeah Im just trying to picture this going down, at what point they turn down BSA. When they pull him into the back room at take the first glance at his flacid penis, when he gets hard or is he a psycopath walking around the streets of Canada with a raging boner so as soon as he pulls his pants down they turn him away. In any case, if I ever reach that 7” nbpel we doing that field trip, you can tag me in hahahahah I wont hurt their vaginas just their self esteem.

The mamsan shows me to a vacant room and I request to see who's available (usually anywhere from 2-8 girls depending upon traffic) and once I've made my selection, I hop in the rain-box for a rinse. As we probably all do, I lather myself enough to get a good sized chub and I step out of the shower immediately after the girl enters the room. This allows her to get a decent preview of what's going to happen. at which time we exchange a bit of small-talk/light humor so she can see I'm not some crazy American, lol

It's apparent within the first few minutes if there's any connection/apprehension...then baby-steps initially following her lead and feeling her body. Some experiences are better than others, but if I keep the mood light and fun, then we both end up 'happy'

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

The mamsan shows me to a vacant room and I request to see who's available (usually anywhere from 2-8 girls depending upon traffic) and once I've made my selection, I hop in the rain-box for a rinse. As we probably all do, I lather myself enough to get a good sized chub and I step out of the shower immediately after the girl enters the room. This allows her to get a decent preview of what's going to happen. at which time we exchange a bit of small-talk/light humor so she can see I'm not some crazy American, lol

It's apparent within the first few minutes if there's any connection/apprehension...then baby-steps initially following her lead and feeling her body. Some experiences are better than others, but if I keep the mood light and fun, then we both end up 'happy'

So its the chub that scares them away, not even the fully hard yet.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

So its the chub that scares them away, not even the fully hard yet.

correct, i come out of the shower and it's still pointing down, but my semi is probably 7" X 6"

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

correct, i come out of the shower and it's still pointing down, but my semi is probably 7" X 6"

Lol thanks for the clarification, thats a very important detail to this story.

Btw what size cylinder are you pumping in? And what lube do you use?

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Lol thanks for the clarification, thats a very important detail to this story.

Btw what size cylinder are you pumping in? And what lube do you use?

I think it's the 2" by 9" and organic coconut oil

 

[BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER]

I think it's the 2" by 9" and organic coconut oil

You must be packing that thing girth wise in seconds.

 

[DLD]

I think it's the 2" by 9" and organic coconut oil

So glad to see you back, my brother. I hope all's going well

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

So glad to see you back, my brother. I hope all's going well

never left...just doing my thing. All good up here, good hearing from you