Progress thread Big Schwanz Acht vs. inertia...or a 'how to' for the lazy guy to get

Big Schwanz Acht;751924 said:
fortunately I live very close to a bordering country that accepts this 'activity', I realize this isn't everyone's cup-of-tea, but it works for me...here's next weeks 'date'

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...couver/vancouver_sexy_upscale_playful-2979036
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You don’t need to go to Canada for that lol.. that sort of thing is universal except maybe in some Arab countries. We got backpage here in New York which provides similar services but I haven’t tried it yet.. supposedly the prices are similar unless you want something more hardcore like anal or have a really big dick (one girl I texted charged extra for a big penis lol).. anyways, from your clues I’m guessing you live in Washington state or maybe Oregon if you’re really desperate for the long trip into Vancouver.
 
Jwebater;751926 said:
You don’t need to go to Canada for that lol.. that sort of thing is universal except maybe in some Arab countries. We got backpage here in New York which provides similar services but I haven’t tried it yet.. supposedly the prices are similar unless you want something more hardcore like anal or have a really big dick (one girl I texted charged extra for a big penis lol).. anyways, from your clues I’m guessing you live in Washington state or maybe Oregon if you’re really desperate for the long trip into Vancouver.
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I prefer to keep all this on The DL...I'm an hour away from Vancouver so it's really easy for me plus the exchange rate makes it so I can rationalize it my mind :)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;751883 said:
Had a 'field trip' last night and 2 of the three girls I 'tried' were only able to take the tip + a few inches, but the 3rd girl was enthusiastic and squirted, so I guess there's plusses and minuses :)
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If school field trips would have been like yours, I would have probably made better grades, lol.

Only the tip + a few inches, all hail the king, lol
 
Lookn4girth;751932 said:
If school field trips would have been like yours, I would have probably made better grades, lol.

Only the tip + a few inches, all hail the king, lol
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Alway she erect at the chalk board holding books over the bulge :)
 
Lookn4girth;752005 said:
looks pretty damn good if you ask me
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She's been fun to text/chat with and has intimated that she has a gf that would be open to joining...so there's that. (I'd prefer to go one-on-one the first few times and then decide if bringing another 'personality' into the mix is a good/bad idea).

I've actually become good friends w/a gal and she's provided a wealth of insight to the inter-workings of her business (and she genuinely loves sex, so win/win for her).

My initial purpose of engaging in this activity was to affirm my size with women who've experienced a broad cross-section of men and see how I stack-up. I've become almost addicted to seeing/hearing their reactions...it's funny cuz some immediately recognize and acknowledge it while others are more coy and almost ignore it. An Easter European girl name Nadya even called me out on my shit by saying, 'you love showing-off your big dick, don't you'...I couldn't deny it.

Anyway looking forward to Thursday afternoon
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752011 said:
She's been fun to text/chat with and has intimated that she has a gf that would be open to joining...so there's that. (I'd prefer to go one-on-one the first few times and then decide if bringing another 'personality' into the mix is a good/bad idea).

I've actually become good friends w/a gal and she's provided a wealth of insight to the inter-workings of her business (and she genuinely loves sex, so win/win for her).

My initial purpose of engaging in this activity was to affirm my size with women who've experienced a broad cross-section of men and see how I stack-up. I've become almost addicted to seeing/hearing their reactions...it's funny cuz some immediately recognize and acknowledge it while others are more coy and almost ignore it. An Easter European girl name Nadya even called me out on my shit by saying, 'you love showing-off your big dick, don't you'...I couldn't deny it.

Anyway looking forward to Thursday afternoon
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Having 2 women at once is the dream of a lot of guys out there. I have done it a few times and it can be both fun and very tiring, lol. I am sure once I get to the size I want it would be fun to show it off but I don't think my head could withstand any more knots, lol

You will have to let us know how it turns out
 
I did this a couple times and it is a lot of work. Seems sexy in the mind but when in the situation it is a lot of work.
 
Thursday's field trip was a definite fail, (happens sometimes), and I should know never to accept a woman's opinion of beauty. The sex wasn't all that great but there were a few highlights I can share:

Doggie with about 80% EQ she started using her vibrator on her clit and made herself come (while doing so she pushed me completely out...note to self, need higher EQ for this maneuver).

Missionary with me about 90%-95% EQ 'it almost feels like your fisting me'

During warm-up/hand-job...'wow, you're thicker than my wrist'

Too bad she just didn't 'do it' for me and I never did get to 100% (or finish for that matter), so I'll be doing all my own 'recon' and not rely on other's opinions from here forward.

I'll be spending the weekend with my SO where the sex is always satisfying :) Chat w/you guys next week!
 
Thats because you are a monster dude.

And Ive never been into threesomes either, not only does it sound like a lot of work. But kicking one girl put after fucking is bad enough, I can just imagine how bad it is with 2.

Btw BSA your are too considerate, for even worrying about what they think about the sex.
 
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Big Schwanz Acht;752259 said:
Thursday's field trip was a definite fail, (happens sometimes), and I should know never to accept a woman's opinion of beauty. The sex wasn't all that great but there were a few highlights I can share:

Doggie with about 80% EQ she started using her vibrator on her clit and made herself come (while doing so she pushed me completely out...note to self, need higher EQ for this maneuver).

Missionary with me about 90%-95% EQ 'it almost feels like your fisting me'

During warm-up/hand-job...'wow, you're thicker than my wrist'

Too bad she just didn't 'do it' for me and I never did get to 100% (or finish for that matter), so I'll be doing all my own 'recon' and not rely on other's opinions from here forward.

I'll be spending the weekend with my SO where the sex is always satisfying :) Chat w/you guys next week!
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Hate to hear the field trip did not go well, enjoy the weekend with your SO
 
Lookn4girth;752286 said:
Hate to hear the field trip did not go well, enjoy the weekend with your SO
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It went 100 times better than mine! :)
 
doublelongdaddy;752380 said:
It went 100 times better than mine! :)
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you gotta take the good with the 'meh' sometimes :)

had an amazing experience with my SO last night...she's usually rather reserved verbally during our trysts, but out-of-the-blue she whispers 'your dick is amazing'. that's the first time I've ever heard her use the word 'dick' in a positive sense, so this PE thing seems to really work (lol)
 
RR04;752411 said:
How is your quest for length going BSA?
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I think it's going pretty well (official measurement will be next week)...I'm consistently hitting 8.50"-8.75"est. in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] which has been proven to show about 3/8" higher than actual, so I'm expecting 8 1/8" at the minimum and hoping for 8 1/4"+
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752392 said:
you gotta take the good with the 'meh' sometimes :)

had an amazing experience with my SO last night...she's usually rather reserved verbally during our trysts, but out-of-the-blue she whispers 'your dick is amazing'. that's the first time I've ever heard her use the word 'dick' in a positive sense, so this PE thing seems to really work (lol)
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You didn't have to do a hard RK after hearing that did you, lol
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752415 said:
I think it's going pretty well (official measurement will be next week)...I'm consistently hitting 8.50"-8.75"est. in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] which has been proven to show about 3/8" higher than actual, so I'm expecting 8 1/8" at the minimum and hoping for 8 1/4"+
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I am so excited for your measurements! So excited! I hope and pray you have made some incredible gains!
 
Lookn4girth;752430 said:
You didn't have to do a hard RK after hearing that did you, lol
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I think I stammered-out 'you feel amazing' or something along those trite lines, lol (I'm always a little leery about aggressive RK's during sex...any accident would be catastrophic :))

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doublelongdaddy;752452 said:
I am so excited for your measurements! So excited! I hope and pray you have made some incredible gains!
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you and me both, bro
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752470 said:
I think I stammered-out 'you feel amazing' or something along those trite lines, lol (I'm always a little leery about aggressive RK's during sex...any accident would be catastrophic :))

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I know what you mean.



you and me both, bro
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Big Schwanz Acht;752415 said:
I think it's going pretty well (official measurement will be next week)...I'm consistently hitting 8.50"-8.75"est. in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] which has been proven to show about 3/8" higher than actual, so I'm expecting 8 1/8" at the minimum and hoping for 8 1/4"+
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hate to break it to u but depending on the pressure u have to subtract anywhere between 0.5-0.9" from the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] meter measurement for the actual size rofl

this is because of gator compression

the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] sticker meter is measured via uncompressed gator which i actually dislike because it's a bit deceiving but whatever, subtraction comes in handy

btw what pressure are u using mostly in ur [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]'s and how are u using it? building up to it gradually, blasting it right away, etc? just curious, sorry if i've missed it or can't recall
 
Today is the day, can't wait to hear the results!
 
ULTIM8GAINZ;752597 said:
hate to break it to u but depending on the pressure u have to subtract anywhere between 0.5-0.9" from the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] meter measurement for the actual size rofl

this is because of gator compression

the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] sticker meter is measured via uncompressed gator which i actually dislike because it's a bit deceiving but whatever, subtraction comes in handy

btw what pressure are u using mostly in ur [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]'s and how are u using it? building up to it gradually, blasting it right away, etc? just curious, sorry if i've missed it or can't recall
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I was curious how accurate the sticker/gauge on The [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] is, so I compressed it on my countertop (using the VacuVin) and found that mine was .375" 'optimistic', so I've been adjusting for that difference on all my estimates.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752647 said:
I was curious how accurate the sticker/gauge on The [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] is, so I compressed it on my countertop (using the VacuVin) and found that mine was .375" 'optimistic', so I've been adjusting for that difference on all my estimates.
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only about .4"? that sounds like low pressure. at about a 90% pressure my gator compresses at least .7-.8". after that it's too small to count

maybe i'm just pumping hard as fuck lol but yea .4 seems off, but if that's accurate that would put u at about 8" without the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words], not too shabby
 
ULTIM8GAINZ;752705 said:
only about .4"? that sounds like low pressure. at about a 90% pressure my gator compresses at least .7-.8". after that it's too small to count

maybe i'm just pumping hard as fuck lol but yea .4 seems off, but if that's accurate that would put u at about 8" without the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words], not too shabby
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I just tried to re-verify my previous experiment and found that it's closer to 1/2"-5/8" optimistic, grrrrrr

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Big Schwanz Acht;752718 said:
I just tried to re-verify my previous experiment and found that it's closer to 1/2"-5/8" optimistic, grrrrrr

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Lookn4girth;752874 said:
Did you do your measurements BSA? I may have missed it but I thought it was due a couple of days ago
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Not yet as I have been waiting too!
 
skipped-town for a few days and postponed measuring day until sometime this week (whenever things slow down and I have a stretch of time where I can concentrate, lol)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;752912 said:
skipped-town for a few days and postponed measuring day until sometime this week (whenever things slow down and I have a stretch of time where I can concentrate, lol)
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I understand. I can be hard as a diamond but let me reach for the camera and it retreats like it had seen a hawk swooping in for a meal, lol
 
BSA how do you manage to put both your penis and your balls inside the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words]? I'm not abke to do this. The base of the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] seems too tight for me to put the whole package. Are you forcing it in?
 
huge-girth;753022 said:
BSA how do you manage to put both your penis and your balls inside the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words]? I'm not abke to do this. The base of the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] seems too tight for me to put the whole package. Are you forcing it in?
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All balls are not the same :) Some are bigger than others:) You have big balls :)
 
huge-girth;753022 said:
BSA how do you manage to put both your penis and your balls inside the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words]? I'm not abke to do this. The base of the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] seems too tight for me to put the whole package. Are you forcing it in?
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when I get to about 50% pressure they get sucked-in...seems to be enough room and I'm pressed-up against the walls (hoping that it's forcing length doing it this way)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;753090 said:
when I get to about 50% pressure they get sucked-in...seems to be enough room and I'm pressed-up against the walls (hoping that it's forcing length doing it this way)
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I finally found a way to use the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] without the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]comfort pad[/words] insert. I had a good session last night.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;753090 said:
when I get to about 50% pressure they get sucked-in...seems to be enough room and I'm pressed-up against the walls (hoping that it's forcing length doing it this way)
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Seems like that would hurt. The last time mine got sucked in under pressure I was glad I was laying down or I would have needed to get up off the floor
 
Lookn4girth;753115 said:
Seems like that would hurt. The last time mine got sucked in under pressure I was glad I was laying down or I would have needed to get up off the floor
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It was definitely an 'acquired taste'...the only time there's any discomfort now is if one gets sucked-in at anything above 50% pressure (not fun).
 
ULTIM8GAINZ;753021 said:
BSA are u uncut? i read in Castiel's thread that u made your impressive gains in a 20-month period
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I'm cut, but I'd guess that through PE (BM being my primary exercise), I've restored about 25% of my foreskin. I started around 6 3/8" bpel and got to 7 1/2" really quickly (20 months is about right)...the last 1/2"+ has been more stubborn (once I kick this dang flu-bug I'll measure and see what I've gained)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;753134 said:
It was definitely an 'acquired taste'...the only time there's any discomfort now is if one gets sucked-in at anything above 50% pressure (not fun).
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I can relate to that. I did not realize I could move that fast when it happened
 
I believe Temp'l identified the stands that kinda 'hang' your scrotum as 'ball chords' (seemed to describe them to a tee), and once in a while those will get in harms way at the base of the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]gaiter[/words]...that doesn't feel very good either (no one said this would be easy and/or painless, lol)
 
I don't always use the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BathMate[/words] but when I do my balls do to :)
 
Your length gains are impressive for [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]. Girth gains are obvious Mr. Thick lol
 
BSA are u doing any other exercises other than [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]?

and did most of ur gains come from [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]?

also what r u doing for fluid retention?
 
ULTIM8GAINZ;753260 said:
BSA are u doing any other exercises other than [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]?

and did most of ur gains come from [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]?

also what r u doing for fluid retention?
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I'll break-out my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] a few times each week, but my mainstay is at least 30 minutes daily in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]...and I'd guess 90% of my entire gains are from my modded [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words]. I try to enter with the highest possible EQ which drastically reduces any FR...the minimal amount that I get, I squeeze away between sets (and it's mostly isolated just below the glans at my circumcision scar/area)
 
Big Schwanz Acht;753275 said:
I'll break-out my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] a few times each week, but my mainstay is at least 30 minutes daily in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words]...and I'd guess 90% of my entire gains are from my modded [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words]. I try to enter with the highest possible EQ which drastically reduces any FR...the minimal amount that I get, I squeeze away between sets (and it's mostly isolated just below the glans at my circumcision scar/area)
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yea man i hate FR in that area! I get it in the same spot

and by modded [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] u mean VV? u make it sound like u put new tires and rims on that shit and a new speaker system. before u know it ur [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] will also be a portable speaker
 
ULTIM8GAINZ;753292 said:
yea man i hate FR in that area! I get it in the same spot

and by modded [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] u mean VV? u make it sound like u put new tires and rims on that shit and a new speaker system. before u know it ur [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] will also be a portable speaker
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Fluid retention can also be dealt with by getting in an equal time of SlowSquashJelqs which really eliminate FR.
 
ULTIM8GAINZ;753292 said:
yea man i hate FR in that area! I get it in the same spot

and by modded [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] u mean VV? u make it sound like u put new tires and rims on that shit and a new speaker system. before u know it ur [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] will also be a portable speaker
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My beat-up, old jalopy of an [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] needs a complete overhaul (fortunately I was lucky enough to win The Jan/Feb poster contest and opted for a new [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words]), but the VacuVin has kept it relevant...for the time being :) As soon as the replacement shows-up, I'll do some major surgery (like eliminate the entire top-cap and permanently etch an ACCURATE gauge) and be the envy of The PE World!
 
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