Wife found equipment

Buy a big ass tool box and put a lock on it!
 
doublelongdaddy;614821 said:
Buy a big ass tool box and put a lock on it!
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I opened my drawer again yesterday & she'd put more stuff in their so she's had a second look but still hasn't mentioned it so a lock might be a good idea or maybe I'll try get my hands on one of those explosive paint packs so when she opens it she gets a nice coat in pink paint haha that'd learn her
 
VoorheesXIII;614392 said:
My situation is the same as jdcsd, i scale down the price of items but my missus knows what pe is and has seen all my equipment. Makes it a lot easier to not hide/find private time to practice routines, although she does tease me about spending more time in the bathroom than she does! She's never actually seen me using my equipment but i did show her youknowme's vid on the lengthmaster stretches the other day when she wanted to know how it worked, Her reaction,"you could sit on top of him and ride him like a bicycle, you know, 'cause he's attached handlbars to himself, " lolooool...... 😂😂😂😂
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Yah I just got out of the shower a few minutes ago and wife was up there. She watched me put on my size genetics, she said "oh boy torturing your dick again" and I pulled out a ruler and put it down and said "look at that shit 9 inches "lol
 
Aussigymguy;614925 said:
I opened my drawer again yesterday & she'd put more stuff in their so she's had a second look but still hasn't mentioned it so a lock might be a good idea or maybe I'll try get my hands on one of those explosive paint packs so when she opens it she gets a nice coat in pink paint haha that'd learn her
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lol, that would be some funny shit!
 
Get one of those luggage alarms that beeps really freaking loud when moved.
Would probably piss her the fuck off to the point where the PE conversation gets started, but you never know.
 
Where do you guys hide your pe tools in? I have the phallosan, bibs hanger, another extender, air pump and gauge. I have them in a trashbag in the garge right now with a carparts sticker on top.
 
jinxycat;615494 said:
Where do you guys hide your pe tools in? I have the phallosan, bibs hanger, another extender, air pump and gauge. I have them in a trashbag in the garge right now with a carparts sticker on top.
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Mine are out for the world to see, I could care less who knows what I do:)
 
jinxycat;615494 said:
Where do you guys hide your pe tools in? I have the phallosan, bibs hanger, another extender, air pump and gauge. I have them in a trashbag in the garge right now with a carparts sticker on top.
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I have a guest bedroom half full of stuff so all my pe gear stays hidden amongst boxes of comics, ����, old clothes, what have you. I've slowly been selling some things on ebay but it still looks like a hoarder's room. I guess that means I might be one.
 
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jordey;616421 said:
you could just get a small safe, theyre not very expensive
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Thanks. I looked @ a few and the cheapest for the dimensions I need is around $25. I don't need it bomb proof or anything. So I might just stick w/ something plastic or similar. Was wanting to get something that could fit under my bathroom sink and not much of a hassle to mess w/.
 
jordey;616421 said:
you could just get a small safe, theyre not very expensive
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This is a good idea, a safe that would hold the biggest piece of PE equipment would be one that measures 14" across, this is the length of the LengthMaster. The Goliath would be second in size at around 13".
 
I guess I could mount it inside my wall if I got tired of one. :p
Not much money to put in there to fill it up though.
 
doublelongdaddy;616456 said:
This is a good idea, a safe that would hold the biggest piece of PE equipment would be one that measures 14" across, this is the length of the LengthMaster. The Goliath would be second in size at around 13".
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i have a smaller one that didnt cost me much. i can fit my hercules in easily, so should also be able to get the x40 in it whenever i get it. gives you piece of mind no one can get in there!
 
jordey;616463 said:
i have a smaller one that didnt cost me much. i can fit my hercules in easily, so should also be able to get the x40 in it whenever i get it. gives you piece of mind no one can get in there!
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My safe is filled with devalued gold and silver, I would have been better off investing in Bitcom!
 
doublelongdaddy;616523 said:
My safe is filled with devalued gold and silver, I would have been better off investing in Bitcom!
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Yeah, bitcoin seems pretty legit. But won't that gold and silver appreciate in value again at some point? That's what I've always heard.
 
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