Wife found equipment

Aussigymguy · Oct 19, 2014

So as the title says my wife found my pe stuff, I keep it all in my bottom drawer which she usually goes nowhere near but over the weekend we had a house inspection & when I opened the drawer later there were DVDs placed on top so I know she saw it I have a bib hanger, a hydromax pump & some wrap in their but she hasn't even brought it up and it's been a few days now so not sure if I should bring it up or just leave it? Has this happened to anyone else? What did they think?

youknowme123321 · Oct 19, 2014

Aussigymguy;613694 said:
So as the title says my wife found my pe stuff, I keep it all in my bottom drawer which she usually goes nowhere near but over the weekend we had a house inspection & when I opened the drawer later there were DVDs placed on top so I know she saw it I have a bib hanger, a hydromax pump & some wrap in their but she hasn't even brought it up and it's been a few days now so not sure if I should bring it up or just leave it? Has this happened to anyone else? What did they think?

i'd just leave it. wait for her to bring it up. have you made any gains? she may like the idea of you having a bigger cock

DLD · Oct 20, 2014

If she has not said anything I would not bring it up. If she brings it up just tell her you are practicing exercises to help you have a more healthy penis and sex life with her. I don't think she will know what the Bib is but the pump is kind of obvious. Just smile and tell her "It's all for you baby"

smerc · Oct 20, 2014

She might thought you smoke weed secretly and have some weird blood pressure devices.

I would leave it be. It probably is an embarrassing situation for you, but like DLD said, you could put it into the context that it's for penile health.

Like YNM said, she might had known what it was, but likes the idea of you having a bigger penis or wants you the way you are so she didn't try to stir up the pot.

Or she could be worried about the safety of your penis by using that stuff, but doesn't quite know how to pursue the topic w/ you.

Maybe she put the DVD's in there w/o looking @ what else is in there. Could had just thrown them in to get them out of view for the inspection, rather than trying to conceal the PE equipment from whomever was inspecting.

BornInFigi · Oct 20, 2014

I know my girl has seen my pump, but has said nothing about it. Really, what's the big deal. It's all positive and something that helps both of you. Don't say shit and just keep doing what you been doing.

User182811 · Oct 21, 2014

You could try pulling an Austin Powers and tell her that sort of thing's not your bag. Until she also finds the book "Penis Pumps And Me. This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby" by Aussigymguy.

JohnnySisco · Oct 21, 2014

tb007;614012 said:
You could try pulling an Austin Powers and tell her that sort of thing's not your bag. Until she also finds the book "Penis Pumps And Me. This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby" by Aussigymguy.

Haha I couldn't stop laughing when I read this reply..

But really, I'm with everyone else, there is no reason to bring it up if she doesn't. I think DLD put it best in saying "practicing exercises to have a more healthy penis and better sex life with you"

samuriajack · Oct 21, 2014

imagine shes talking bout her finding on some women thread somehwee XD

smerc · Oct 21, 2014

jacob5414;614015 said:
imagine shes talking bout her finding on some women thread somehwee XD

LOL.. Can see that happening. Almost an identical thread like we have here about how to talk to him about it.

DLD · Oct 21, 2014

smerc;613948 said:
She might thought you smoke weed secretly and have some weird blood pressure devices.

Never thought about that, I may make a huge bong out of my Goliath

Aussigymguy · Oct 21, 2014

Thanks for the replies everyone sorry it took so long to get back my new house hasn't got internet yet, I think I'll just leave it then I was always intending on telling her eventually but not until she looked at me funny & said "I swear your dick's bigger" haha I've only had my pump for 3 weeks & the hanger for 1 week so no notable gains yet but I'll just hang in there I'm still a little skeptical but can see how it could work after studying the biology of it all for a while I think some skepticism is healthy to avoid dissapointment but I'm hopeful to see a measurable difference very soon.

smerc · Oct 21, 2014

Aussigymguy;614252 said:
I'll just hang in there I'm still a little skeptical but can see how it could work after studying the biology of it all for a while I think some skepticism is healthy to avoid dissapointment

Some things are just too good to be true until you unveil the top layers and figure out the inner workings. At least knowing the background/biology of what you're doing will help you if she ever asks that question, "what are you doing, what is this". Worse trying to explain something you know nothing about. I guess it could be as simple as you hang a weight from your dick and it grows.

CURVY · Oct 21, 2014

had same thing happens with my ex girlfriend. except she caught me in the act of using the stuff. can only imagine the rumors that are spreading bout me now lol.

Aussigymguy · Oct 21, 2014

You just want to "fill her up". I see.

You might search out Redz girth technique.

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/...esel-and-shorty-mac-width-secret-exposed.html

Be wary.

Aussigymguy · Oct 21, 2014

Oh and curvy lol that must've sucked I can only imagine, my wife's caught me with my hand on my dick watching �naked people movies� before and that was bad enough haha

smerc · Oct 21, 2014

CURVY;614298 said:
had same thing happens with my ex girlfriend. except she caught me in the act of using the stuff. can only imagine the rumors that are spreading bout me now lol.

What were you using and what was the interaction like between you/her? That's fucking horrible, but I can't help but chuckle deep down.
That's one of those instances where you need the secret ninja vanish powder. Or that men in black pen that erases memory would help.
Hopefully she isn't an ex because of that reason (PE). Going to feel bad about the chuckle then.

Aussigymguy;614308 said:
Yeah I made sure I knew exactly how it all works so I've got the answers to any of her questions

That's good. Better than having to make up some shitty response out of thin air :blush: I'm terrible @ that though.

youknowme123321 · Oct 21, 2014

CURVY;614298 said:
had same thing happens with my ex girlfriend. except she caught me in the act of using the stuff. can only imagine the rumors that are spreading bout me now lol.

oh wow...what were you using?

youknowme123321 · Oct 21, 2014

smerc;614017 said:
LOL.. Can see that happening. Almost an identical thread like we have here about how to talk to him about it.

hahahaha.

Jdcsd · Oct 21, 2014

I don't see why it's a big deal. My wife knows about all my stuff. I sometimes "adjust" the actual price of my equipment down but other that she knows about all of it. I told her the real price of my forte only because I had just bought her a 500 dollar purse so figured she couldn't complain lol Why wouldn't your wife want you to have a bigger dick? It's a win win in my eyes for both in the relationship

CURVY · Oct 21, 2014

was using a bm pump. was on toilet using the bm at the same time. not sure if she left cuz bm or smell. she closed the door real quick and never spoke bout it.

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