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cladre60;734422 said:Really REALLY in love and you're 9", split up and she hates you and you've got a baby dick.
Don't forget about wallet size. The more money you spend on her the better you are in bed. Women call that foreplay. If your dates are over $100 every time and call for dressing formally the foreplay for her started as soon as she began getting ready to go out. If you're taking her to Applebees and using a coupon you could deliver uncontrollable screaming multiple orgasms and you're barely a 5/10 in bed.
I'm so sick of women like that.
I was sick of women so I got better and stopped messing with them! I don't miss a damn thing!