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cladre60;734422 said:
Really REALLY in love and you're 9", split up and she hates you and you've got a baby dick.

Don't forget about wallet size. The more money you spend on her the better you are in bed. Women call that foreplay. If your dates are over $100 every time and call for dressing formally the foreplay for her started as soon as she began getting ready to go out. If you're taking her to Applebees and using a coupon you could deliver uncontrollable screaming multiple orgasms and you're barely a 5/10 in bed.

I'm so sick of women like that.
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I was sick of women so I got better and stopped messing with them! :) I don't miss a damn thing!
 
LONGERDICK7+;734466 said:
And who wouldnt be sick of women lke that for christ sake,Means that when a man has no money he gets shit or what LOL

It might be true...Now i know why i get none LOL:O
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It's always nice when you can spend money on someone and do fun things together. I enjoy doing that when I can.

However if you can't appreciate me spending my time and energy on you and devoting myself to you then you don't deserve me spending money on you. If I wanted someone that only appreciated and loved money I'd pay for sex directly. Then I wouldn't have to worry about pleasing her, just enjoying myself with someone that has no problem screaming "fuck me like the dirty whore I am!" while convincingly lying about how good I am in bed.
 
doublelongdaddy;734508 said:
I was sick of women so I got better and stopped messing with them! :) I don't miss a damn thing!
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I have a mission for you, should you choose to accept it. You are to find a way to keep a vagina alive and functioning outside of a human body. It would be a box inside a box lol.

Think about it though, there's plenty of organ donors out there and people donate their bodies to science. Remove the vagina and labia with a little bit of the body around it, maybe keep the butt too for flipping it over and getting in there from behind. Oh yeah, anal too.

Unfortunately they'd sell for millions so I get one for free because I gave you the idea.

All the fun of the vagina without any of the problems!
 
just sex for money,or maybe yeah just enjoying myself whit someone that has no problem screaming "fuck me like the dirty whore I am!" while convincingly lying about how good I am in bed. LOL LMAO
 
cladre60;734550 said:
I have a mission for you, should you choose to accept it. You are to find a way to keep a vagina alive and functioning outside of a human body. It would be a box inside a box lol.

Think about it though, there's plenty of organ donors out there and people donate their bodies to science. Remove the vagina and labia with a little bit of the body around it, maybe keep the butt too for flipping it over and getting in there from behind. Oh yeah, anal too.

Unfortunately they'd sell for millions so I get one for free because I gave you the idea.

All the fun of the vagina without any of the problems!
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LMAO excellent idea LMAO
 
cladre60;734550 said:
I have a mission for you, should you choose to accept it. You are to find a way to keep a vagina alive and functioning outside of a human body. It would be a box inside a box lol.

Think about it though, there's plenty of organ donors out there and people donate their bodies to science. Remove the vagina and labia with a little bit of the body around it, maybe keep the butt too for flipping it over and getting in there from behind. Oh yeah, anal too.

Unfortunately they'd sell for millions so I get one for free because I gave you the idea.

All the fun of the vagina without any of the problems!
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The thing is I do not want to have sex or even masturbate, I only want to watch ����. In my case, I do not feel badly about masturbation but without ���� what is the point? The sin for me is the ����. I almost slipped up last night but after going onto a movie site I quickly changed my mind. I know now that if I do slip up the sting of guilt the next day is simply not worth it. I thought about this last night and I realized that it has been so long now that I am starting to forget about the ����, the temptations are becoming weaker and the desire to lust is much lower. I will never be free from these things, or any other sin, but I will always try to do my best and if I do mess up I have a Father who is willing to forgive and forget...now I need to learn to forgive myself!
 
LONGERDICK7+;734552 said:
LMAO excellent idea LMAO
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I'm starting to remember some George Carlin skit about that. It was something about calculating "milage" on each vagina to see if it was salvageable.


doublelongdaddy;734570 said:
The thing is I do not want to have sex or even masturbate, I only want to watch ����. In my case, I do not feel badly about masturbation but without ���� what is the point? The sin for me is the ����. I almost slipped up last night but after going onto a movie site I quickly changed my mind. I know now that if I do slip up the sting of guilt the next day is simply not worth it. I thought about this last night and I realized that it has been so long now that I am starting to forget about the ����, the temptations are becoming weaker and the desire to lust is much lower. I will never be free from these things, or any other sin, but I will always try to do my best and if I do mess up I have a Father who is willing to forgive and forget...now I need to learn to forgive myself!
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You don't have to use it, just create and sell it.

And glad to hear you're doing well with your struggles :)
 
What do you call all that useless skin around the vagina?






The woman, (lol, jk)
 
I'm starting to remember some George Carlin skit about that. It was something about calculating "milage" on each vagina to see if it was salvageable. LMAOLMAO

Theyd be in the billions hahaha
 
Big Schwanz Acht;734589 said:
What do you call all that useless skin around the vagina?






The woman, (lol, jk)
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What's the jk for? You can't be kidding when telling the truth lol.
 
cladre60;734618 said:
What's the jk for? You can't be kidding when telling the truth lol.
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I finally got the joke :) I was looking and thinking, is Clad and Big going to fight!
 
doublelongdaddy;734644 said:
I finally got the joke :) I was looking and thinking, is Clad and Big going to fight!
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Big Schwanz and I...fight? That dude is my bestest buddy forever in the PE community. I'll stand beside him any time, anywhere, under any circumstances if he needs me.
 
cladre60;734834 said:
Big Schwanz and I...fight? That dude is my bestest buddy forever in the PE community. I'll stand beside him any time, anywhere, under any circumstances if he needs me.
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I was kidding around Clad!
 
cladre60;734834 said:
Big Schwanz and I...fight? That dude is my bestest buddy forever in the PE community. I'll stand beside him any time, anywhere, under any circumstances if he needs me.
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Likewise :)
 
jekyllnhyde360 said:
In case you've ever been with a girl and wondered, ''hhhmmm, has she ever talked about our sex life or my dick to her friends,'' the answer is she has. If you have a big dick, her friends know, if you have a small dick, her friends and every broad you guys know, knows.

This Is What Girls Actually Talk About
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I agree some girls are talkative and would share such information with friends. But I still don't believe that every woman walking this earth will announce to their friends that you have a big or small dick. Some people are private.
 
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