I work with nurses!

Yo Team!

I work in a hospital and chat to many nurses thru out the day.

Most of the time im doing labour/delivery type jobs so my exchanges with the ladies is very civil and polite.

However, on a couple of occassions I have overheard some saucy chatting going on amongst them and ive dropped some dirty innuendo.

I havent had the guts to try and seduce one of them. Damn.

They sometimes tell me things like - 'its absolutely gushing outside isnt it' or 'those workmen are banging away arent they' or 'a whole gang of men are commin round mine 2nite' or etc etc..

I crack a hardon on occasssion when they do this, but i cant bring myself to take it further, not too good at my own innuendo unfortunately. i need practise but not sure what to read? Some of the more mature nurses are stunners.

I carry a standard 6.4 BPenis EnlargementL.

Im working on my lack of experience/confidence/game.

I FUCKING FINALLY MANAGED TO BUY THE MOS DVD TONITE ONLINE.

I will have built a fucking piston in the next couple of months, by then i'll have some confidence to ask a nurse out for coffee, then back to mine, then 'ahem, stop the chatter nursey and give the piston some attention!'.

In fact, by august the word will spread - I gotta a BIG DICK! There'll be no more innuendo when I pull this fucker out!!!!

What kind of gains are you looking for?

Im wanting both: Length and width.

Im at 6.4 bpel now and 5 erect girth.

Well just quickly now, I reckon im gonna aim for 7 BPenis EnlargementL ASAP.

Nurses are great. Most of them have been in situations in which they have been spit on, sneezed on, farted on, pissed on, crapped on, and puked on. The have seen lots of naked men and they have had the green knocked off. Few of them are blushing schoolgirls.

They spend long hours together, especially during night shifts, and a favorite topic of conversation for many is men.

Some are rather "salty" which can be titillating at times. In bed, they usually know what they want, and are not too shy to ask for it. Any guy who hasn't screwed a nurse or two should take steps to remedy the situation.

You may not have too much time to wait. They may start seeing as that guy they work with instead of something more. With us, sadly is it is to say we never put girls in the friend zone but woman put men in the friend zone rather quickly.

Girth hammer that's halfway true. Guys get caught in the friend zone for being "too nice" or polite. If a girl is really attracted to a guy he will never be caught in the friend zone because she will keep the option open like we do. Us guys have a friend zone but we will still "fuck our female friends" even if we never want a relationship with them and the girls won't do the same with that guy stuck in the friend zone. If a guy plays cool and laidback then he won't be labeled as just a friend but a potential mate. He must be respectful but not so nice that she notices it. Women like the challenge and if there's no challenge at all then he will be labeled as a friend. That's why most guys notice that they get hit on a lot more when they already got a girlfriend because the women know that the guy is wanted. OP is you just tease them and play along sometimes you don't have to rush your moves.

Agree 100% sed266

I was just trying to light a fire under this guy. He doesnt need to wait till he gets bigger, Fuck some nurses now .

Did you hear any 'big dicks' or 'BJ' (patients) stories from them ?

Girth Hammer;383747 said:

Agree 100% sed266

I was just trying to light a fire under this guy. He doesnt need to wait till he gets bigger, Fuck some nurses now .

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yup

I know, I know..

Just trying to get my confidence up. The last gal i was seeing broke me in 2 and its taken me nearly 3 yrs to get over that fucker!

I figure if i save a lil cash, buy a few threads, get into decent shape, get a decent mattress and BUILD UP A FUCKIN HUGE COCK i'll be ready to slam some hoes.. specially that nurse who says to me "SHES A GOOD HOEstess!!!! fuck yeah..

Glad to hear these nurses are salty. You mean seasoned dont ya! meaning they've had lots of fucks and i could be the next target. if i can get my shit together.

What if i fuck 1 of them then she tells ALL of them i was a lousy root with a small dick?

What if i fuck 1 of them then 2 weeks later fuck another one then a week later fuck another one of them?

Ladies talk, wouldn't they single me out as a womaniser and not give me the time of day any more?

Not that i care, but i dont wanna cause drama - dont wanna turn up to work if theres a huge cat fight goin on 'cos i fucked someones best friend or some shit..

I gonna be like the old bull - "walk down there and fuck 'em all", but i want to have a bit of discretion/sophistication, you know - some kind of system goin on..

What do u think?

oh yeah, a group of them were talking about those pics they sent each other last nite, turns out they were nude pics off the net... shit, i joked that im gonna give 'em my email.. they laughed.. and they're all married too..

I've worked with many nurses mate, its my field actually in the medical world and sure you get some horny ones but I wouldn't for one minute think they were any more slutty than other professions. Your IP is from Australia, so perhaps its more a thing in Australia as I know many Brits work around the hospitals. Some Nurses are really dirty and very open minded but same can be said for a women working in a bar! I suppose nurses and care assistants have seen more naked bodies and so it doesn't seem to shock them talking about such topics. As someone who has worked ALLOT with women I know they have this dirty side but not overly so .. depends much on the person than the profession but I have had several cracking encounters should we say with junior doctors. They were all so prim and proper, well spoken but the two I had sex with were HOT in bed and loved it hardcore!

get10;383844 said:

oh yeah, a group of them were talking about those pics they sent each other last nite, turns out they were nude pics off the net... shit, i joked that im gonna give 'em my email.. they laughed.. and they're all married too..

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Gotta remember; sometimes a conversation is just a conversation.

Ahhhhh, a thick nurse with a big nurse butt in those white outfits

You'll find the night shift best mate, a tip from red! Reason being is obvious, with lack of management about and patients in bed (depending on what dept your on hey if its suicide unit you wont sleep with all due respect to them) and the staff sit around chatting about shit. You can get to know them more and if they are SINGLE, notice I capitalise that! don't go for married women mate or expect one day the husband to place your balls in a vice, I would along with cutting out your insides and hanging them out on the washing line hahaha but yeah mate you need that more laid back shift and get to know them. Medical staff are more open minded and laid back due to the nature of work they deal with.

And something about working late at night, graveyard shift, tends to bring out the "naughty" in a lotta gals. I remember some of those mid watches -midnight to 04:00- (or "Balls to Four") in good Ol Uncle Sugar's Canoe Club got a shitload more interesting once they started stockin' ships with split-tails.

I don't think it's the profession, but the stress, or hard work involved in their days work. For nurses it can be frustrating. Sometimes, they just need a release, which can come in the way of a sex. It's the same in any job.

Nurses are easy to fuck. I'd fuck all them hoes and talk down to them while pounding, tell them shit like suck that dick good bitch.

yup its true, sometimes conversation is just conversation. Its not an excuse for me to but into their conversation with some crudeness.... which is what i'd really like to do. but nevermind.

im waiting for the dvd then im gonna maybe get a nurses number some how.

I have no game can anyone recommend the best way to start learning how to game ladies..
esp. them salty seasoned 40 yo's...