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Okay, kids. Now we are going to learn how to really eat pussy! Since I am a pussy eating maniac, I am going to teach you how. All you grown ups who already know how can pitch in and help out with your techniques and experiences if I miss something. I will not be posting this all at once, as I am tired tonight, and don't have the energy, but I will start things off tonight, and add more as I can think of it.

LESSON ONE: basic anatomy. The attached picture is a vagina, for those of you who haven't seen one before. Don't be scared. I know it kinda looks like one of the face hugger things on Aliens, but it can't hurt you! It's your friend. This one is spread open so that you can see all the parts and nubbins.

NOTE OF CAUTION: if there is anything hanging out of it, or if there is any type of fluid dripping out of it that is not clear, or if it smells rotten or there are sores, warts or any kind of open wound on it, DO NOT PLAY WITH IT! Find another one to play with. Don't worry, there's plenty of these around, and if you are cool and confident, they're actually not that tough to get.

1- Mons Veneris..."the mount of Venus"...women have a little fat pad right above their vagina. This is the outer pubic area. It is hairy and sensitive. Women like for you to cup the outer part of their vagina in your hand and massage it lightly, or just stroke it with your fingertips. It's not all about the clit and the hole.

2- clitoral hood and clitoris...the clit is a small erectile organ that is analogous to the male penis. It is normally hidden within the outer sleeve of skin called the clitoral hood until a female becomes aroused. Some woman have small clits and some women have large clits. They are extremely sensitive. This is mainly what you will need to learn how to play with, as not all women orgasm through penetration of the vagina. When a woman is turned on, her clit will swell up and protrude from the hood. You can gauge a woman's arousal somewhat by how hard and swollen her clitoris is.

3- labia minora..."the small lips" the inner lips of the vagina are also very sensitive. They vary in size and sensitivity just like everything else, from very small inner lips to great big porn star mud flaps.

4- vagina... the hole that dicks go into and babies come out of. Inside, about three inches up, on the front wall of the vagina, is the G-spot.

5- perineum...this is the area between the vagina and anus. It is composed of fibrous tissue. Men have a perineum, too. It is sensitive and can feel good if you stroke it lightly with a fingertip, but generally, not of much consequence, except during childbirth, at which time it can sometimes tear (ooch!)

6- urethra...the pee hole. You don't have to worry too much about trace remnants of urine, as urine is basically sterile and harmless when it leaves the body.

7-"labia majora" ...or big lips. This is the part that you see when a woman is not spread open like a medical diagram. Don't ignore it on your quest to get to the gooey center. Women like for you to stroke and massage them to get them warmed up. The sensation is akin to stroking our male scrotum. You know how good that feels, so do it to her! Rub them big lips. Knead them. Tickle them. Lick them with long, slow tongue strokes. It's not majorly sensitive like the clit or the vagina, but don't ignore it.

8- anus...poop comes out of it. I wouldn't suggest licking it unless your gal is extremely clean, as there could be some fecal matter in trace amounts there. Feces can make you sick. It has tons of bacteria in it. Also, do not play with a woman's butthole and them stick the appendage into her vagina afterwards without cleaning it, as you could giver her an infection, too. The moral: don't play with poop! If you want some brown eye fun, make sure your gal cleans herself very good.

That's it for Lesson One. Let me know if I missed something. I will post Lesson Two tomorrow.
 

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NOTE OF CAUTION: if there is anything hanging out of it, or if there is any type of fluid dripping out of it that is not clear, or if it smells rotten or there are sores, warts or any kind of open wound on it, DO NOT PLAY WITH IT! Find another one to play with. Don't worry, there's plenty of these around, and if you are cool and confident, they're actually not that tough to get.
HAHAHAHAHA lol!

Man you crack me up. There was more funny shit you said also but I liked that part the best.

I am interested in any tips you got MR Kong.
 
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Tonight's lesson is going to be a brief one.

LESSON TWO: Why Eat Pussy?

One of the most basic questions we should go over is why you should eat pussy in the first place. Why eat pussy? You are not going to actually ingest anything besides female secretions, so there is little to no nutrional value to the act. The answer is two-fold. You eat pussy for your own sexual excitement and to give sexual pleasure to a woman.

A lot of men do not give two rats asses if their sexual partners are satisfied. I have heard men say, "I don't give a shit as long as I get mine." This is a prime example of male stupidity. You should give a shit if your woman is satisfied. Why? For this simple reason...

GOOD ADVERTISING!

Women talk to each other about sex. They talk about sex more than men do. When you see two women sitting at a table talking over a cup of International Swiss White Chocolate coffee, they aren't discussing the latest sale at Neiman-Marcus. They are talking about dicks. They are talking about dicks and fucking. And wouldn't you want the cute little blond on the left to tell the sultry brunette with the 38C cups on the right that you ate her pussy for an hour and then fucked her so hard she couldn't walk straight the next day? After hearing that, that brunette is going to think twice about what you got swinging between your thighs the next time she sees you.

Advertising moves product, and your product is cock.

As far as eating pussy for your own sexual excitement, that pretty much goes without saying.

I, personally, love eating pussy. I love for a woman to grab my hair and cum all over my face. I love for her pussy juice to be dripping from my chin when I am done. I love it when she cums so hard I have juice up my nose and in my hair. I love the smell of pussy and the taste of it. I like to swipe the juice off my face when eating pussy and rub it onto my cock and balls and jack off when I'm licking her clit. I have actually had an orgasm from eating pussy without even touching my penis. It only happened once, but I was so into it that I shot my wad when she finally exploded in my face.

If you do not like eating pussy, I can only say, "To each his own." But I would tell you to do it anyway if she wants you to, if only for the free advertising she gives you afterwards, or, if you are in a long term relationship, because you will usually get a thank you blow job in return.

If you can consistently get a woman off good, she will pretty much be at your beck and call. Pussy eating is a good technique to master, and a fabulous weapon to have in your sex repertoire.
 
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Kong you are too much! I am a pussy eating mofo myself!
 
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I always like pussy,..since i was 7 ,ever since my 6th grade babysitter wanted me to lick it. Its a miracle i am not totally fucked up in the brain from early on promiscuity when i was 7. I sure hope not! But I am not sure if the time she hit my balls with a wooden spoon caused some permanent damage.

OK sorry to scare you guys but its something i never shared with anyone
 
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ON second thought, it may have damaged me..(MENTALLY?) I dont like my balls rubbed or sucked, i instantly lose my Erection and it causes me to tense up when others touch it..I dont find pleasure there, too fragile!
 
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I always like pussy,..since i was 7 ,ever since my 6th grade babysitter wanted me to lick it. Its a miracle i am not totally fucked up in the brain from early on promiscuity when i was 7. I sure hope not! But I am not sure if the time she hit my balls with a wooden spoon caused some permanent damage.

OK sorry to scare you guys but its something i never shared with anyone

Dude, thats fuckin hot about the babysitter!! How come I never had some babysitter poon!?!

And yeah, good post man, makin me laugh here.
 
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But I am not sure if the time she hit my balls with a wooden spoon caused some permanent damage.
So When she hit your jewels was it like a kinky domination type hit or you've been a naughty little.... type of hit?
 
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I had sexual encounters with a babysitter myself as a lad and it DID fuck me up. I have been a male slut ever since. It involved oral sex and there was even penetration...although my little boy weiner wasn't equipped at the time to fire live ammo, it still got pretty hard! Ahh...memories....
 
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Dam u guys are lucky i wish i had a babysitter lik that just not when i was 7 when i was like 12 that would have been great.
 
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Kong is 100% correct,the best part is when you get her to squirt all over your face my wife squirts like crazy and gets a burning all over the body orgasm that totally wipes her out.Then when I fuck that pussy it squeezes my cock so hard it takes everything i can muster to pinch off an early orgasm.I have given her as much 30 orgasms in one hour.we have sex a the minimum of three times a day and sometime as much as 30 timesi n a day we have been married 16 years.the squirt takes anywhere from 30 minutes to one hour .Alchohol and drugs can dull this or even keep the squirt from occuring which leads to frustration for my wife because she gets so into it.
She is sitting here as i post this and she adds it is alos a mental and love thing,trust is a very important part,distractions will also slow process.sometimes the distraction can be over come with a bullet vibrator that we call dr. j it is made by doc johnson eterprises it is a five function but function one works best work the speed up slowly and use two fingers on the g-spot to manipulate a blended orgasm doc johnsons address is p.o. box 9908 n. hollywood ca.91609. My wife also adds that once the g-spot is engorged my penis causes her to squirt repeatedly all night long.The best g-spot stimulation position is missionary I push her legs way back and hold them with my shoulders.Her pussy turns inside out and will actually push my cock out then I position my balls so that she squirts all over them,WE can soak our bed pretty quick.doggie style doesn't seem to get the g as well.maybe its the shape of my penis,but she has squirted in doggie and also when shes on yop of me.
 
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Kong is 100% correct,the best part is when you get her to squirt all over your face my wife squirts like crazy and gets a burning all over the body orgasm that totally wipes her out.Then when I fuck that pussy it squeezes my cock so hard it takes everything i can muster to pinch off an early orgasm.I have given her as much 30 orgasms in one hour.we have sex a the minimum of three times a day and sometime as much as 30 timesi n a day we have been married 16 years.the squirt takes anywhere from 30 minutes to one hour .Alchohol and drugs can dull this or even keep the squirt from occuring which leads to frustration for my wife because she gets so into it.
She is sitting here as i post this and she adds it is alos a mental and love thing,trust is a very important part,distractions will also slow process.sometimes the distraction can be over come with a bullet vibrator that we call dr. j it is made by doc johnson eterprises it is a five function but function one works best work the speed up slowly and use two fingers on the g-spot to manipulate a blended orgasm doc johnsons address is p.o. box 9908 n. hollywood ca.91609. My wife also adds that once the g-spot is engorged my penis causes her to squirt repeatedly all night long.The best g-spot stimulation position is missionary I push her legs way back and hold them with my shoulders.Her pussy turns inside out and will actually push my cock out then I position my balls so that she squirts all over them,WE can soak our bed pretty quick.doggie style doesn't seem to get the g as well.maybe its the shape of my penis,but she has squirted in doggie and also when shes on yop of me.
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Twins,Its great but keep in mind we are very much in love even after after 16 years we excite each other as we did 16 years ago,we are probably more kinky now then we were then,I am not hung like a horse probably 6.25 and 5" girth,but she also has a small pussy(my little tight cunt)We are just right for each other I have gained from p.e. but don't want to hurt her with too much length cause I just hit her culdesac perfectly now,and she loves it.sometimes when she ovulating a cause her pain with deep hard thrusting(although she loves me to pound that pussy)Shes looking over my shoulder as I type this.We also have two children and run a business together.Our teenage children think we are kinky perverts because of the noise we make,but we explained to them that married couple shoud act like this,its biblically correct and its normal to desire each other like we do.By the way they only hear us they do not see these kinky sex acts,although we do touch and kiss in front of them,we hope they find mates and can have the same type relationship as we do.Its deeper than just the sex the sex is just the icing on the cake,my wife says anyone can have their cake and eat it too(no pun intended<grin>)We are just so much in love that we will probably fuck like rabbits until we are in our 90's.I tell my wife that I would like to die while having an orgasm. And twins love your signature i'm a big marley fan.pup
 
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Twins,Its great but keep in mind we are very much in love even after after 16 years we excite each other as we did 16 years ago,we are probably more kinky now then we were then,I am not hung like a horse probably 6.25 and 5" girth,but she also has a small pussy(my little tight cunt)We are just right for each other I have gained from p.e. but don't want to hurt her with too much length cause I just hit her culdesac perfectly now,and she loves it.sometimes when she ovulating a cause her pain with deep hard thrusting(although she loves me to pound that pussy)Shes looking over my shoulder as I type this.We also have two children and run a business together.Our teenage children think we are kinky perverts because of the noise we make,but we explained to them that married couple shoud act like this,its biblically correct and its normal to desire each other like we do.By the way they only hear us they do not see these kinky sex acts,although we do touch and kiss in front of them,we hope they find mates and can have the same type relationship as we do.Its deeper than just the sex the sex is just the icing on the cake,my wife says anyone can have their cake and eat it too(no pun intended<grin>)We are just so much in love that we will probably fuck like rabbits until we are in our 90's.I tell my wife that I would like to die while having an orgasm. And twins love your signature i'm a big marley fan.pup
finding someone that you are that compatible with is truly a blessing...i believe that what being married to someone is all about...i'm 27yrs old...in a committed relationship and have thought about marriage..& it makes me happy to know that there are couples like you guys out in the world...still crazy about eachother after so many years past....i see people my age getting married and after a few years they are already set in their routines or worst yet tired of their partners and are willing to cheat...i think it is cool that you and your wife are still crazy about eachother...keep doin what a doin
 
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Twins, I was 26 when I got married she was 22.When you first have kids it tends to cramp the sex life then when they get less dependent the sex life takes off like a rocket.I am now 43 and she's 38 and I think shes at her sexual peak,but we have always had good communication and we are best friends also,Make damn sure she's your friend before you get married and don't rush in thinking your going to get pussy all the time,a womans hormones go wacky when shes pregnant and while the kids are young you have to be patient and love her no matter how she acts(love her for who she is)and you will be rewarded,the trust factor builds as the relationship ages.Also make damn sure to make time for her and to make her feel special women need that.buy her flowers just because suprise her give her cards just because.Women are crock pots and when you get em hot they don't cool down.

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i appreciate the advice...and totally agree with it...i am now dating my best friend of ten years..it's weird i knew this woman damn near my whole life and one day it just hit me that i was in love with her...i have a child through another relationship..but she loves my son very much...we haven't really talked marriage yet...but i can't see myself with noone else.....she told me how much she wanted a projector....so the next week i went to my school and stole one...not the most romantic..but i focus on things she says...always give me ideas to surprise her...we are currently apart me at school in the south and her back home on the east coast....i send letters and cards home atleast once a month...i hope we are as happy as you and your wife after our years spent together
 
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