Holy !!!!

slim pee p

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Holy !!!!!

My girl was over and we watched that movie phone booth( good movie), and then we had sex. We had a conversation for a bit then she said she was going home. So she went down stairs and was bout to leave, and i pulled out my penimaster and ruler and was in the process of measuring my penis when all the sudden my door came open. There she was standing there with the door wide open. I got up and walked toward the door with my penimaster and ruler in hand and she asked my what i was doing. I said i was just checking something out. She said whatever size it is " I still love you". She didn't even ask what the penimaster was for. Then she took off and went home. Man I'm glad she didn't know what i was really up 2.

By the way I do not believe in the penimaster Anymore. I have wore this thing for 126 days and over 600 hours and i don't believe that i have made any gains so to speak. Any body want to buy it. It comes with extra parts.

Guys i need some help making gains as i am losing faith in this. I am currently at 8 to 8.25 bp length and 5.5 in girth with a lot at 6:00. I just want to target more length for now.

Thanks fellow Peeeers
 

sufring

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At least you got away with it. My gf saw my calendar where I marked where I began phase II of MOS, and then asked me about it. I told her it was about waterproofing someone's deck...
 

Questor

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My wife caught me pumping one day. She came home earlier then expected! :)

Also one time (uHydromax, last week) I left an invoice for a pump and cylinder in the printer at work overnight. :( Whoa.

Hehe. Now that is goood.

~Q
 

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Originally posted by slim pee p
Guys i need some help making gains as i am losing faith in this. I am currently at 8 to 8.25 bp length and 5.5 in girth with a lot at 6:00. I just want to target more length for now.
At 8" length you're pretty big. If you want to gain I'd suggest trying to focus on a little girth for a while. If you get that up to 6+" your girlfriend will be sure to notice. Then you can go back to trying for mort length .

If you want to focus on both, try splitting your workout into girth and length session. First do a good girth routine in the morning (if possible) and then come back and do a stretch routine later in the day.
 

slim pee p

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Originally posted by ebon00
At 8" length you're pretty big. If you want to gain I'd suggest trying to focus on a little girth for a while. If you get that up to 6+" your girlfriend will be sure to notice. Then you can go back to trying for mort length .

If you want to focus on both, try splitting your workout into girth and length session. First do a good girth routine in the morning (if possible) and then come back and do a stretch routine later in the day.
Ok. I wouldnt mind learning how to do some dry jelqing . Could somebody help me out with a routine and an idea on how to do this. Thankyou
 

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slim,
You're hardly "slim" :p But if you want girth, try something more than jelqing . DLD's girth busters would be a good way to try. Even 1/4" girth makes a huge difference in overall size.

Personally, if I had 5.5" girth(I'm about 5.625), I would focus on length until I reached that goal before doing girth exercises. Additional girth is only going to make length more difficult to achieve. This isn't "proven" but it does make sense.
 

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Originally posted by MDC
Additional girth is only going to make length more difficult to achieve. This isn't "proven" but it does make sense.
How do you figure that? :confused:
 

Questor

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Originally posted by ebon00
How do you figure that? :confused:
There is a theory that when you gain in girth your tunica expands outward and is therefor tougher. If this is the case it will be harder to stretch and receive length gains.

I have read a lot of girthy people state that they have dificulties gaining length . So this makes me a believer in this theory.

There are always the occasional people that still gain massive length with large girth. So who knows!

~Q
 
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Originally posted by slim pee p
Holy !!!!!

Guys i need some help making gains as i am losing faith in this. I am currently at 8 to 8.25 bp length and 5.5 in girth with a lot at 6:00. I just want to target more length for now.

Thanks fellow Peeeers
YOU GUYS BLIND OR WHAT?? Guy says he wants more length and you suggest he goes for girth?? It really bugs the hell out of me when people give advice based on what they think is best for someone else and, totally IGNORE what they want. Slim...I'd suggest checking out stretching routines...drop any girth exercises like jelquing or anything like that if youre currently doing so. May also want to read my threads in the Hanging Around forum about building a hanger and how to hang. Just some suggestions. If of course, you really want some more length . You seem easily steered in an opposite direction of what you originally asked for.
 

slim pee p

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Thanks guys. I respect everybody's opinion. I am not sure what i'm going to do. I guess i will have to look around being my lot is at 6.00 and looking for at least an inch in length
 
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Dear Slim...(ha ha for some reason I feel like I'm talking to Eminem) dont get all hung up on this sili LOT Theory. That's all it is...a THEORY. A theory is an idea that a few people hypothesize 'might' work because, it sounds logical. I say do like I am...follow your instincts...find a length routine that suits YOU and, go for that length !!
 

channel7

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Listen to stillwantmore, he differently knows what he is saying.

I use to jelq a lot and it got me nowhere with my length gains.

You are definitely in the right forum to gather good advice and understanding. So do not be a stranger.

We all basically have the same goal.

Thanks
 

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Slim, at 8" in length you would really benefit from the natural A-Stretch doing the DLD Blasters. I think hanging may also be another avenue to make length gains too. When I was stuck at 9" I invented and started to use daily the DLD Blaster, since then the gains have continued. There is also Blasting while hanging ...SWM could help you more with that. Just don't get discouraged. If I let negativity get me down this forum would not even exist. If you need personal help just ask.
 

slim pee p

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Yeah i guess your right. Its only a theory. Thanks for the words of encouragement. Sometimes that all it takes to keep someone on the right track. I think I'm gonna try some stretching for a little bit and throw this penimaster in the trash. Can you believe it 4 months with no gains. Oh well time to do some manual work and get them gains.
 
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