Had a pretty hilarious conversation with my wife

acromegaly · Sep 8, 2014

She keeps asking me to stop making it bigger, and last night I ordered a bigger bathmate.
She said I'm going to make my weener like a tuna can if it gets fatter.
I seriously can't stop laughing, and she just texted me saying it's hurting her and to please cancel the order for the bigger pump.
Getting this kind of reaction is priceless and also pretty funny IMO

dmoney101 · Sep 8, 2014

It's always funny until you wanna fuck and she says she can't because she's too sore lol

acromegaly · Sep 8, 2014

dmoney101;604186 said:
It's always funny until you wanna fuck and she says she can't because she's too sore lol

When she does this I just get frustrated and do another bathmate session, it's a vicous cycle xD

dmoney101 · Sep 8, 2014

And it won't end until somebody's in the hospital haha

DLD · Sep 8, 2014

A tuna can

acromegaly · Sep 8, 2014

dmoney101;604208 said:
And it won't end until somebody's in the hospital haha

A little bleeding is totally normal, r-right guys?

youknowme123321 · Sep 8, 2014

you'll be the first guy in the world whose wife cheats on him for a smaller cock lol

8incyclops · Sep 9, 2014

acromegaly;604182 said:
She keeps asking me to stop making it bigger, and last night I ordered a bigger bathmate.
She said I'm going to make my weener like a tuna can if it gets fatter.
I seriously can't stop laughing, and she just texted me saying it's hurting her and to please cancel the order for the bigger pump.
Getting this kind of reaction is priceless and also pretty funny IMO

What's your size?

gayron36 · Sep 9, 2014

You do have to do this for yourself, but also should consider your wife's feelings. That is if you love her. If you're just biding your time and planning to leave her, disregard how she feels I guess.

acromegaly · Sep 9, 2014

8incyclops;604359 said:
What's your size?

5.1x6

acromegaly · Sep 9, 2014

gayron36;604367 said:
You do have to do this for yourself, but also should consider your wife's feelings. That is if you love her. If you're just biding your time and planning to leave her, disregard how she feels I guess.

Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.

beginning · Sep 9, 2014

acromegaly;604375 said:
Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.

That may be so, but pushing out a baby is in no way enjoyable. I was there when my wife gave birth to our son.... not a fun time.

LONGERDICK7+ · Sep 9, 2014

Her pussy cant take no more punishment ?

dmoney101 · Sep 9, 2014

beginning;604388 said:
That may be so, but pushing out a baby is in no way enjoyable. I was there when my wife gave birth to our son.... not a fun time.

I don't think any woman wants to need an epidural before sex haha

DLD · Sep 9, 2014

acromegaly;604375 said:
Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.

And I have seen some babies with big ass heads! I wonder, how the heck did you fart that bay out?

Andron · Sep 20, 2014

acromegaly;604374 said:
5.1x6

You're 5.1" long and 6" thick and your wife is complaining that is too big? Just how tiny is this woman?

acromegaly · Sep 20, 2014

Andron;606963 said:
You're 5.1" long and 6" thick and your wife is complaining that is too big? Just how tiny is this woman?

She is very tight, but women will also complain/exaggerate about EVERYTHING.
Also I'm 5.5 in long non bone pressed now

gains city baby

Satyr · Sep 20, 2014

Andron;606963 said:
You're 5.1" long and 6" thick and your wife is complaining that is too big? Just how tiny is this woman?

What is it that most people are so fixated on length that they even identify it with overall size?? In this case it's clearly the formidable girth of 6" that makes his wife complain. That's not so surprising since not every woman can take that much (though she can and will in most cases accommodate to it).
In fact, length is only one of three dimensions that make up for overall size and two of them (width and depth) are covered by girth and not length. If anything girth does more for size. An 8" long pencil with 4" of girth or even less will appear and feel much smaller than a 5" with a 6" girth.

Lightning · Sep 20, 2014

6" girth is really big, that will hurt most women. I would rather have a short fat dick over a long skinny one.

acromegaly · Sep 20, 2014

It probably gets bigger during sex cuz last night I looked huge. If I'm not with my wife my EQ sucks from pumping three times a day

Had a pretty hilarious conversation with my wife

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