Choosing a pump need advice & opinions

I noticed these "dr joel" pumps for sale on Ebay. They have a gauge, 2x9 cylinder and the seller states they are brand new in the box. To me except for the black color of the hand pump it looks like the ones I see being sold for $130+ on other websites (they have white handles). Most if not all of the pumps I found are from the same seller and this seller also has a web store offering them $60 but I'm sure you can get them using EBay auctions for less.

Yahoo search for "dr joel penis pump" turned up the following web-sites with prices (except for the first 2 "black handle" pumps thos I put in for reference)

(black handles)
$55 ebay search:"dr joel penis pump"
$60 http://store.usa-electronics/
$70 http://www.drkaplanpumps.com/
$73 http://www.jnoutlet.com/
$100 http://www.adameve.com/
$123 http://shop.xxxpresstoys.com/
$130 http://shop.tootimid.com/

(white handles)
$124 http://www.rubbererotica.net/
$138 http://www.nitetimetoys.com/
$150 http://www.dotcomsexshop.com/
$158 http://adulttoyonline.com/
$162 http://www.eroticshopping.com/
$163 http://ww2.sextoysex.com/
$163 http://www.secondnirvana.com/
$176 http://www.aztrx.com/
$185 http://www.erosboutique.org/

I think I'm going to buy from Kaplans website since it seems more direct and I can buy both the pump with 2" tube and the 16oz lube for about $100 which is a bit more than what it would cost from ebay thing is I'll be placing one order instead of two.

I guess I'm too impatient to wait for replies I bought the 2" kit, 16oz lube bottle and pills for $108.00. With the pills my order was over $100 so S/H was free in my mind this makes the pills really "cheap" just hope they are worth having.

Had a problem with my order to www.drkaplanpumps.com as I was paying with PayPal and didn't have my address confirmed. It was innocent enough on my part (trys to look innocent LOL). The zip code at the address I live at changed and having noticed my "old" zip code on the paypal order form I went to the paypal website and added an address that had the corrected zip code *but* didn't confirm it. Needless to say I got an email saying they wanted to refund my money because the address was not confirmed... they refunded, I confirmed that address on the PayPal website and sent in a new order. Very painless I'll let you know about the products I'm getting as soon as they arrive but as far as ordering kaplan products I'll recommend this site based on the experience I've had.

I have one and I like it. Cheap and works well. I bought mine from ebay for the $60. You dont really need a special lube besides good ol astroglide or ky which you can get at Walgreens, Target, etc...

Let us know how it goes.

The cylinder needs to fit your size and have a gauge.

Well another problem... not with my order but with someone who fits the acronym "SFB". OK here is the story...

As we all know I sent in an order on FRIDAY that was rejected because of an un-confirmed paypal email address on MONDAY. I sent in a new order after getting a refund that same MONDAY. Its TUESDAY now and I send an email asking for the tracking number (as they say to do on their website) and get this F'n email from someone there (its from Mr. SFB).

first my email to them

I would like tracking info for the order I placed on monday evening #-------

Thanks,
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now the email reply I got

Dear ------,
thanks for the purchase, we have tried contacting you and have also refunded your paymnet, you would need to send the paymnet from a paypal confirmed shipping address or you can call us toll free 866-570-7772 to use a credit card that we would ship the item to the cards verifyable billing address
thanks
customer service

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Keep in mind that this is 1 day after the fact my payment was refunded AND a new order was sent in. I even used the new tracking number in the email and got that as the reply! I called in and tell SFB the same thing as in the email but make sure he CHECKS the invoice numbers and got a tracking number. Now either he gave me the wrong number or I wrote it down wrong so I have had to send in another email asking for the tracking number AGAIN. Hopefully this time I will get it.

Just blowing off a little steam Is it too much to ask to check the numbers and never make ASSUMPTIONS? Maybe even lookup the numbers so that this doesn't happen?? You know I've had jobs where if I ever sent an email like that to someone I would been fried and kicked out the door or at the very least I would have had this "mistake" made "public" to everyone and been a little embarrased at the work place! It would never happen to me tho I would always double check myself

Its monday and the 3 items I ordered are here and I took pics

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ROFL have not even had a chance to use it the stuff is still cold from shipping! Well not actually thats not quite true I did "test" it on a nipple OUCH! only 5" hg and there was a definite stretching feeling and a bit of pain :cool: I think this will definitely be the little something extra I needed to get some gains. What I'm going to do is essentially this...

Quaff a joel vaso-dialator pill, warmup stretching some while I do that then 3 sets of 5 minutes each jelqing and pumping you think that will be sufficient to get a good workout? What I have been doign is warming up stretching some and jelqing about 300 times. I've gained 1/4 in girth for the past 3 months (but only consistently for about 2-1/2 weeks now). I wouldn't have even noticed that 1/4 of gain if it wasn't for the fact it had been so long since I measured it was nice to see.

BTW the ingredients list on the pill bottle is as follows


and the lube...


I have no idea what most of the ingredients are

Someone at www.thundersplace.com sent me a PM asking if I got the pump OK this is my reply and as it kinda fits here as well I'm posting it.

I sure did I took pics as well this is what I got..

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Www.drkaplanpumps.com has recently been redone *and* I believe the pics they show are the "old" pumps and not some "new" higher quality pump as the pump I recieved has no finger grips on it. This is important I think because finger grips on what I have are slippery plastic and the finger grips shown on the pumps of the website would be higher quality more like a "mityvac" not a "minivac". Don't get me wrong tho the pump kit is working great for me the only thing I had to do was screw the valve piece that screws into the cylinder down a bit to close a leak.

I've been posting about my order to a thread at MoS as well you can read it to find out more about my order. Http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15971

ROFL I spoke too soon I guess the "new" web site design was replaced with the "old" one as I wrote that reply LOL Still true about the handles with finger notches or rather the absence of finger notches.

Hey. This is KittyCat from Thunder's (you posted on my pump post). Most peopel told me I should get a 2" cylinder. They said that it was the size I should were since I'm 5.75 around at the base. This site, however, suggests I wear the 2.25 cylinder, since the 2" is maxed at 5.5" around. Which should I order?

Definitely a 2.25" cylinder. I used one when I was 5.5" EG and it worked just fine. I still use the same one at 6" EG, no problem. I also recommend getting a universal silicone pump sleeve with the tube, so the seal will be perfect. Just don't forget the lube, or you'll have a hard time getting the sleeve on with your current girth. As your mid-shaft approaches 6" EG, though, it gets progressively harder (no pun intended ) to fit the damn thing all the way down. But it can be done.

Syd Kitten said:

Hey. This is KittyCat from Thunder's (you posted on my pump post). Most peopel told me I should get a 2" cylinder. They said that it was the size I should were since I'm 5.75 around at the base. This site, however, suggests I wear the 2.25 cylinder, since the 2" is maxed at 5.5" around. Which should I order?

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Thanks for the info! I'll look into the sleeve as soon as I can.