We could call it Randy's Hotdog Fest?
 
doublelongdaddy said:
We could call it Randy's Hotdog Fest?


haha yes, suasage committee.

getting caught with Penis Enlargement on your computer is like seeing your mom at the doctor's office in the following manner:
 

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how bout make it say "How to Cope with your abnormally large manhood"

sounds good to me
 
Yeah, this is a legitimate concern. I've had the window minimized when people have been around and I know it's possible they could have seen the "Penis Enlargement Fo..." on my window at the bottom of the screen.

DLD might not be able to change this because of search engine ratings as he mentioned, but otherwise it would be a good move to make if at all possible.
 
penguinsfan said:
Yeah, this is a legitimate concern. I've had the window minimized when people have been around and I know it's possible they could have seen the "Penis Enlargement Fo..." on my window at the bottom of the screen.

DLD might not be able to change this because of search engine ratings as he mentioned, but otherwise it would be a good move to make if at all possible.

But what's wrong with saying DLD presents: MOS, Welcome to MOS Penis Enlargement forums.

instead of Penis Enlargement you could of course put Penis Enlargement.

or something like this as it was posted by Cool_as_fcuk

http://www.mos.thrill.to/
 
quick tip, funny thing is I was thinking about this 5 minutes ago and came up with a solution..

firefox users or anyone that has tabbed browser, open up a new tab and go to like google or some shit and whenever you minimize the screen make sure the dummy site is on and not mos, does the trick for me. :)
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
haha yes, suasage committee.

getting caught with Penis Enlargement on your computer is like seeing your mom at the doctor's office in the following manner:



I saw a cart6oon like this but the guy had a broomstick stuck up his ass. You talk about em--barr--assing!!!!

Or a P.E. pal of mine whose wife caught him in the act of hanging (secretly). The cat was out of the bag.

Quote: "What are you doing honey?"

"Oh!! (As he yanks the hangar from his dick and starts to pull up his pants).

"Errrrrrr----Hydromaxmmmm------Just trying to exercise my bum leg."

"I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey!! I could have sworn I saw you with something hanging from your dick!!"


;)
 
goinfor11x7 said:
I saw a cart6oon like this but the guy had a broomstick stuck up his ass. You talk about em--barr--assing!!!!

Or a P.E. pal of mine whose wife caught him in the act of hanging (secretly). The cat was out of the bag.

Quote: "What are you doing honey?"

"Oh!! (As he yanks the hangar from his dick and starts to pull up his pants).

"Errrrrrr----Hydromaxmmmm------Just trying to exercise my bum leg."

"I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey!! I could have sworn I saw you with something hanging from your dick!!"


;)



lolllll hahahahaha
nothing beats what happened to two of my friends.


#1) my friend goes to his family doctor for a check up and the doc goes to check his balls, (mind you the doc is a 65 year old guy, very grandpa like). so the doc is checking his balls, and my dumbass friend gets an erection. (don't ask me how, and he's not gay, but after that story I wouldn't be so sure about him not being BI)


#2) A friend of mine was jerking off in his room and he forgot to lock his door since his parents were out of town. they return unexpectedly soon and his dad walks in on him naked jerking off with a BIG jar of vaseline beside him on his bed and ���� on his computer. lol this guy jumps out of the bed and runs out the door (where his dad was standing so he basically pushed him aside and ran out of his room), went in the washroom and locked the door.

lol he was there for a day and a half.
 
TimBo755 said:
quick tip, funny thing is I was thinking about this 5 minutes ago and came up with a solution..

firefox users or anyone that has tabbed browser, open up a new tab and go to like google or some shit and whenever you minimize the screen make sure the dummy site is on and not mos, does the trick for me. :)


I use Opera, and one of my tabs says "Penis..." when I do this even if I have 15 tabs open. And the title bar says Penis Enlargement... when it's the active tab. This is what I've been doing, and it's not an acceptable solution to this issue.
 
MDC said:
I use Opera, and one of my tabs says "Penis..." when I do this even if I have 15 tabs open. And the title bar says Penis Enlargement... when it's the active tab. This is what I've been doing, and it's not an acceptable solution to this issue.

exactlty
I have firefox, but its nowhere near a solution.


another thing that sucks are the notification emails. perday , depending on how many threads I post at, i get like 10 emails from Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS.
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
exactlty
I have firefox, but its nowhere near a solution.


another thing that sucks are the notification emails. perday , depending on how many threads I post at, i get like 10 emails from Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS.

Go to user CP and you can select not to recieve those.
 
The trick is to not make the window active and the other tab or tabs active in firefox and minimize the screen, shit open another browser too.
 
TimBo755 said:
The trick is to not make the window active and the other tab or tabs active in firefox and minimize the screen, shit open another browser too.

I am sure something can be done, I will ask today.
 
Personally, the title doesn't bother me, not much does actually, but I've got a few name change suggestions, just to thicken the mix a little bit. When minimized these titles would show and you could use the supplied "alternative" explanations if you wanted to:
1) Hang Dong....chinese take out
2) The Clamp-Its...Beverly Hillbillies fan site
3) Yankees Place.....Baseball, d'uh
4) The Big Tug....for moving aircraft carriers around
5) What's Girth Worth?....dieting
6) Pain for Gain.....weightlifting
7) The Pump Dump....environmental issues
8) So Long Sucker......divorce advice
9) The Final Stretch......horse racing
10) BLASTER'S.....Explosive Ordnance Disposal
and finally, for you political types:
11) The Biggest Dick.....Vice President Cheney
12) Overwhelming Bush......c'mon that's a "gimme"!

Hope this helps.
 
MAXAMEYES said:
Personally, the title doesn't bother me, not much does actually, but I've got a few name change suggestions, just to thicken the mix a little bit. When minimized these titles would show and you could use the supplied "alternative" explanations if you wanted to:
1) Hang Dong....chinese take out
2) The Clamp-Its...Beverly Hillbillies fan site
3) Yankees Place.....Baseball, d'uh
4) The Big Tug....for moving aircraft carriers around
5) What's Girth Worth?....dieting
6) Pain for Gain.....weightlifting
7) The Pump Dump....environmental issues
8) So Long Sucker......divorce advice
9) The Final Stretch......horse racing
10) BLASTER'S.....Explosive Ordnance Disposal
and finally, for you political types:
11) The Biggest Dick.....Vice President Cheney
12) Overwhelming Bush......c'mon that's a "gimme"!

Hope this helps.

I will take them under advisement:)
 
MAXAMEYES said:
Personally, the title doesn't bother me, not much does actually, but I've got a few name change suggestions, just to thicken the mix a little bit. When minimized these titles would show and you could use the supplied "alternative" explanations if you wanted to:
1) Hang Dong....chinese take out
2) The Clamp-Its...Beverly Hillbillies fan site
3) Yankees Place.....Baseball, d'uh
4) The Big Tug....for moving aircraft carriers around
5) What's Girth Worth?....dieting
6) Pain for Gain.....weightlifting
7) The Pump Dump....environmental issues
8) So Long Sucker......divorce advice
9) The Final Stretch......horse racing
10) BLASTER'S.....Explosive Ordnance Disposal
and finally, for you political types:
11) The Biggest Dick.....Vice President Cheney
12) Overwhelming Bush......c'mon that's a "gimme"!

Hope this helps.



Re: # 11: Don't you mean, PRESIDENT CHENEY? :s
 
I'm always trying to cover my ���� and P.E. tracks. You never know which family member is going to use this computer. It's a real problem. I sure as hell am glad I'm not at work.

You get distracted or fatigued and you can forget to erase your tracks. There ARE ways to delete your search tabs. It's just that there are so many options with Foxfire. It can get really confusing.
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
lolllll hahahahaha
nothing beats what happened to two of my friends.


#1) my friend goes to his family doctor for a check up and the doc goes to check his balls, (mind you the doc is a 65 year old guy, very grandpa like). so the doc is checking his balls, and my dumbass friend gets an erection. (don't ask me how, and he's not gay, but after that story I wouldn't be so sure about him not being BI)


#2) A friend of mine was jerking off in his room and he forgot to lock his door since his parents were out of town. they return unexpectedly soon and his dad walks in on him naked jerking off with a BIG jar of vaseline beside him on his bed and ���� on his computer. lol this guy jumps out of the bed and runs out the door (where his dad was standing so he basically pushed him aside and ran out of his room), went in the washroom and locked the door.

lol he was there for a day and a half.

Lol, Lol. Too embarrassed to come out, right? My roommate would have never let me forget it if he found out---asshole!!!!


Poor guy!! As if his old man never spanked the monkey. Give me a break.
It's just hard to imagine your parents even having sex, right? Like they found you under the cabbage, right?


My latest thinking is that more women should learn to masturbate and get it down to the kind of science most of us guys have achieved. I think the women could then do a better job of directing us to the G-spot, etc. etc.

When women learn to pleasure themselves and not think it's some kind of dirty or unhealthy secret, they'll get that much better at telling us what their sexual needs are and how to pleasure them. Of course, the reverse is true as well.

Sorry to get off topic.
 
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