Hello Fellow Noobs,
I thought that this could be both funny and enlightening in the long run. If everyone shared their first experience with absolute dread while performing Penis Enlargement, how it came about, how it was resolved, etc. I am not asking about the first time you hurt yourself specifically, but anything in general that might have really scared you.
(Hopefully nobody has hurt themselves seriously!)
My thread...so I go first.
So I am just about three weeks into being serious about Penis Enlargement when my experience happened. Now it didn't occur within my "routine" or anything. Rather, it happened before going to sleep, when I often go anywhere from fifteen minutes to over an hour, experimenting and doing additional Penis Enlargement. (I do my "official" workout early in the day.)
So I am laying in bed and had been doing stretches for at least fifteen minutes already, so I was pretty warmed up and loose. I was getting a little fatigued from doing downward stretches and decided to change directions. (I don't rest between stretched, but just change directions, unless I lose circulation or something.)
So basically I was stretching upward, along my belly, holding for a minute or so, and then slightly increasing the stretch some more, etc, etc. So after about five minutes, I notice that I am only about an inch short of my belly button. Now that is a big deal to me, I am really short, so I think to my self, "it is only an inch short, I can get it there." Now I must tell you that I have been experimenting with very high heat, as I was in this evening with a heating pad. It is not really pleasant, it is quite hot, but I can stretch considerably further than without this type of heating. I am working on using the studies that I have found regarding lowering the tensile strength of collagen with heat.
Anyway, so here I am, my baking penis stretched for over five minutes just about an inch short of my belly button. I am thinking "WOW", I can get it there, it is only an inch away.
So I kegel to get some more blood in there, a little tug back, reverse kegel to loosen, pull harder. Movement, but nothing significant towards my belly button. I let the heat bake in for another minute. LOL, I am literally sweating from the radiant heat and my arm is now pretty fatigued. Damn! I got to get this thing (my penis) into my belly button! It is soooo close.
I forgo the kegel this time, don't want to tempt the tug back, pull. Maybe 1/100000000000 of an inch. Damn!!! So now I am thinking, this is gonna' take a "man's effort". LOL
I actually release my glans. Kegel violently for a few seconds, trap all of the blood that I can, force it all into my glans for a knob that I can really tug on. I grab it with my whole fist and puuuuuuuuuuuullll. Back to where I was a minute ago...a hair less than an inch short of my objective.
Now I am stretched pretty good. So I take my other hand and grab the rest of my shaft towards the base. I will stretch my pubic skin if I have to, but I am gonna' get this thing done damned it! So with both hands, literally pulling with whatever strength I have left...I...stretch....and my penis head finally goes into my belly button. Victory!!!! "I am the Rubber Man!!!!". I am so proud of myself. I am in heaven. LOL LOL LOL
BUT! There is a slight problem that becomes obvious to me during my mental celebration I feel this strange feeling of...what is that..."stop celebrating"...what is that feeling...????
OH MY GOD!!!! MY Penis EnlargementNIS IS DISLOCATED!!!! I ripped off my penis!!!! (These are my thoughts obviously, but I literally felt like my penis was no longer internally attached.) Now my ecstasy instantly turns into the most horrific nightmare that you can imagine.
So my reaction is to simply let go and see what happens. (Will it just fall off and dangle?) I let go and...it doesn't move! I am expecting this thing to snap back like a rubber band and turtle up at warp speed unless the worst has really happened. Nothing...it stays there...feeling disconnected.
I cannot put into words how frightened I am I am having visions flash through my head in nanoseconds of being in the emergency room with all of the nurses laughing at me "We have a tiny dislocated penis because it wanted it to be a REAL penis. It seems the little train that could...couldn't." LOL (now all of this has taken place from the two hand grab to the release in probably less than two seconds, but I think that I aged about twenty years.
So I leap up like four feet in the air off of my bed into an "attention" pose afraid of what I will feel next. I feel NOTHING. Surprisingly, this is more frightening to me than pain. I think that I was praying to God for pain. But numb. Nothing. AND I am afraid to even touch my penis at this point, and if the lights were on in my bedroom, I don't think that I would have had the courage to look at it either.
"Whatever is done is done", I think morbidly. So I go to grab my heating pad that flew across the room when I jumped out of bed. And sssssslllllloooowwwwlllly and gingerly wrap my penis with it hoping for pain or anything at all to come from the area. Suddenly, I realize that it had popped back into place somewhere between my leap from bed and my search for the launched heating pad. "I am still attached...thank God Almighty!!!".
Knowing that my penis was back in place was far more exhilarating than getting my glans into my belly button!
The feeling came back, no serious pain, just a fatigue or slight "tear" feeling, but much better than I had expected. Penis Enlargement session is DEFINITELY over for the night! LOL
Moral of the story:
You may be able to do anything that you want...but just make sure that your penis wants to do it too.
If I can't stretch it to a place after five minutes of consistent, increasing normal force, than I shouldn't try to go Super Hero strength to show the penis who is boss.
Tom
I thought that this could be both funny and enlightening in the long run. If everyone shared their first experience with absolute dread while performing Penis Enlargement, how it came about, how it was resolved, etc. I am not asking about the first time you hurt yourself specifically, but anything in general that might have really scared you.
(Hopefully nobody has hurt themselves seriously!)My thread...so I go first.
So I am just about three weeks into being serious about Penis Enlargement when my experience happened. Now it didn't occur within my "routine" or anything. Rather, it happened before going to sleep, when I often go anywhere from fifteen minutes to over an hour, experimenting and doing additional Penis Enlargement. (I do my "official" workout early in the day.)
So I am laying in bed and had been doing stretches for at least fifteen minutes already, so I was pretty warmed up and loose. I was getting a little fatigued from doing downward stretches and decided to change directions. (I don't rest between stretched, but just change directions, unless I lose circulation or something.)
So basically I was stretching upward, along my belly, holding for a minute or so, and then slightly increasing the stretch some more, etc, etc. So after about five minutes, I notice that I am only about an inch short of my belly button. Now that is a big deal to me, I am really short, so I think to my self, "it is only an inch short, I can get it there." Now I must tell you that I have been experimenting with very high heat, as I was in this evening with a heating pad. It is not really pleasant, it is quite hot, but I can stretch considerably further than without this type of heating. I am working on using the studies that I have found regarding lowering the tensile strength of collagen with heat.
Anyway, so here I am, my baking penis stretched for over five minutes just about an inch short of my belly button. I am thinking "WOW", I can get it there, it is only an inch away.
So I kegel to get some more blood in there, a little tug back, reverse kegel to loosen, pull harder. Movement, but nothing significant towards my belly button. I let the heat bake in for another minute. LOL, I am literally sweating from the radiant heat and my arm is now pretty fatigued. Damn! I got to get this thing (my penis) into my belly button! It is soooo close.
I forgo the kegel this time, don't want to tempt the tug back, pull. Maybe 1/100000000000 of an inch.
Damn!!! So now I am thinking, this is gonna' take a "man's effort". LOL I actually release my glans. Kegel violently for a few seconds, trap all of the blood that I can, force it all into my glans for a knob that I can really tug on. I grab it with my whole fist and puuuuuuuuuuuullll. Back to where I was a minute ago...a hair less than an inch short of my objective.
Now I am stretched pretty good. So I take my other hand and grab the rest of my shaft towards the base. I will stretch my pubic skin if I have to, but I am gonna' get this thing done damned it! So with both hands, literally pulling with whatever strength I have left...I...stretch....and my penis head finally goes into my belly button. Victory!!!! "I am the Rubber Man!!!!". I am so proud of myself. I am in heaven. LOL LOL LOL
BUT! There is a slight problem that becomes obvious to me during my mental celebration
I feel this strange feeling of...what is that..."stop celebrating"...what is that feeling...????OH MY GOD!!!! MY Penis EnlargementNIS IS DISLOCATED!!!! I ripped off my penis!!!! (These are my thoughts obviously, but I literally felt like my penis was no longer internally attached.
) Now my ecstasy instantly turns into the most horrific nightmare that you can imagine.So my reaction is to simply let go and see what happens. (Will it just fall off and dangle?
) I let go and...it doesn't move! I am expecting this thing to snap back like a rubber band and turtle up at warp speed unless the worst has really happened. Nothing...it stays there...feeling disconnected.I cannot put into words how frightened I am
I am having visions flash through my head in nanoseconds of being in the emergency room with all of the nurses laughing at me "We have a tiny dislocated penis because it wanted it to be a REAL penis. It seems the little train that could...couldn't." LOL (now all of this has taken place from the two hand grab to the release in probably less than two seconds, but I think that I aged about twenty years. So I leap up like four feet in the air off of my bed into an "attention" pose afraid of what I will feel next. I feel NOTHING. Surprisingly, this is more frightening to me than pain. I think that I was praying to God for pain. But numb. Nothing. AND I am afraid to even touch my penis at this point, and if the lights were on in my bedroom, I don't think that I would have had the courage to look at it either.
"Whatever is done is done", I think morbidly. So I go to grab my heating pad that flew across the room when I jumped out of bed. And sssssslllllloooowwwwlllly and gingerly wrap my penis with it hoping for pain or anything at all to come from the area. Suddenly, I realize that it had popped back into place somewhere between my leap from bed and my search for the launched heating pad. "I am still attached...thank God Almighty!!!".
Knowing that my penis was back in place was far more exhilarating than getting my glans into my belly button!
The feeling came back, no serious pain, just a fatigue or slight "tear" feeling, but much better than I had expected. Penis Enlargement session is DEFINITELY over for the night! LOL
Moral of the story:
You may be able to do anything that you want...but just make sure that your penis wants to do it too.
If I can't stretch it to a place after five minutes of consistent, increasing normal force, than I shouldn't try to go Super Hero strength to show the penis who is boss.
Tom
). The time I lost my frenulum in an unfortunate measuring accident was fun too