The Celebrity MOS Black Book. Wtf:
Big Schwanz Acht
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doublelongdaddy;744984 said:Do I count as a celebrity? I want to be one!
OMG, you are whoring hard this week
All the times (that I know of) Eminem has mentioned penises in his songs:
1. Role Model- "Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?/ I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree."
2. As The World Turns- "Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick/ Den den den den den den, go go gadget dick!/ Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it/ It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage."
3. Criminal- "So as I got older and I got a lot taller/
My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger."
4. What's The Difference?- "So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis, or we can scream 'I just don't give a fuck!' and see who means it."
5. Bitch Please II- "Aww naw, Big Slim Dogg/ Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long."
6. Big Weenie- "There's no denying, that my weenie is much bigger than yours is/ Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges."
7. Berzerk (*not really but kinda)- "The art of MCing mixed with Da Vinci and MC Ren/ And I don't mean Stimpy's friend/ Been Public Enemy since back when you thought PE was gym."
So there it is. All the references I can think of. I have no idea if he practices pe but the guy clearly has dick on the brain. But then again, don't we all?
1. Role Model- "Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?/ I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree."
2. As The World Turns- "Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick/ Den den den den den den, go go gadget dick!/ Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it/ It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage."
3. Criminal- "So as I got older and I got a lot taller/
My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger."
4. What's The Difference?- "So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis, or we can scream 'I just don't give a fuck!' and see who means it."
5. Bitch Please II- "Aww naw, Big Slim Dogg/ Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long."
6. Big Weenie- "There's no denying, that my weenie is much bigger than yours is/ Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges."
7. Berzerk (*not really but kinda)- "The art of MCing mixed with Da Vinci and MC Ren/ And I don't mean Stimpy's friend/ Been Public Enemy since back when you thought PE was gym."
So there it is. All the references I can think of. I have no idea if he practices pe but the guy clearly has dick on the brain. But then again, don't we all?
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I hope Kevin spacey doesn’t post here child molester freak
Big Schwanz Acht
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didn't we just have a discussion regarding 'judgement' recently?
Disco Dave;593718 said:
When I become a celebrity in my country (happening soon), I intend exposing [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] to the world at large.
doublelongdaddy;761770 said:Then finally I can buy some new sneakers!
In excess I guess
doublelongdaddy;761931 said:
I like them too
doublelongdaddy;762034 said:
I don't know why I love Versace so much but also too expensive for me
doublelongdaddy;762240 said:
Moderation is best
Yes, I believe there are many celebrities on this forum including myself. I know that, someday a few might reveal their true identity that's after I have revealed mine of course.