My X girlfriend left me because my penis was too small

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BigMan2003

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hahaha...I laugh now..I was crushed at first...I never ever had any complaints about my size until her.... I mean...it's not my fault is it? O well...LIfe goes on.


I know i'm not the first person to lose a girlfriend for this reason...Just wanted tell those that have to keep your head up and stay strong. USE that anger to Penis Enlargement ....Come back and persent ur new package to her and don't let her have a sample. That's what i plan on doing.....
 
She a typical SLUT...I hope she gets the pounding of her life and the cock comes out her head and bleeds her dry.....or she catches aids :p :p :p okay that was cruel....but so are her type.
 
I don't think women realize how much they hurt men when they say things about penis size.. Or maybe they do.. Either way, use that for motivation and slap her in the face with that huge slab of meat when you hit your goal, and be like.. "THIS BIG ENOUGH, BITCH?" then you proceed to beat her over her head until it just smashes into nothing but lumps and pulp. :cool:

That's what I would do anyways.

-ItsElectric
 
Even though my X gf never said she dumped me because of that i knew that was why, she dumped me like 2 weeks after we had sex so i kind of guessed. Just wait though im going to be hung like a donkey and that bitch aint even gonna get the cum i squirt.
 
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.
 
you have some aggresion there,use it well Mr. Assassin....i hate those size queen bitches...but none of us want them anyway..they ONLY want big cocks and nothing else...thats like us guys wanting tits and they just lay there in bed with a hairy bush and no sucking abilities...big cocks can only go so far...we also have the personalities to match..;)
 
Your old girlfriend just had an old worn out pussy-hole the size of a toilet seat. Jen had the same problem, I actually fell inside a couple of times and couldn't get out, until I strapped a board on my ass.
 
Size queens are EVRYWHERE in adult entertainment.
Jena Haze is a FILTHY size queen bitch.
Jewel De-Nyle is another.

Theirs more but those two stick out especially that horrid Jena Haze.

A girl that aint a size queen is Luna Lane the Italian beuty.
She rode a Sybian sex machine once...it was like 3 inches long and she got of on it....maybe she was PROVING a point....size dunt matter...but the riggle dee riggle dee da does....man I would love to have her ass in my face :rolleyes:
 
Yeah those gals can be cruel. Just glad ya found out at the girlfriend stage, not after you said I DO. My ex filed for divorce wanting her new "italian stallion" (no offence to you italian guys). My life has changed drastically since shes out of the picture. $xx,xxx.xx more to pay off the bills from the divorce and i'll be a free man WITH MORE THAN TWICE THE DICK I HAD WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO HER!
 
suck and fuck all those donkey dicks they want....they'll be knocking on our doors when they want more :p ...but youre right red, Luna Lane is sweet..she's a lil vixen
 
Originally posted by REDZULU2003
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.
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Ahh! You live in Manchester. You're not helping with my problem that I just started a thread on! Will have to work extra hard now.

You at uni red?
 
Originally posted by SlamInTheLamb
Babe magnet...with own fire hose :D
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A little while ago here in Australia there was a study conducted that was reported on the news.

It said that the #1 profession that women find sexy is a fireman!

Now we have proof!

Cheers,
Cas
 
I would LUV to know why they find it so sexy? I mean a yelllow helmet and navy blue uniform....WTF...women - never understand them. :D
 
Originally posted by REDZULU2003
I would LUV to know why they find it so sexy? I mean a yelllow helmet and navy blue uniform....WTF...women - never understand them. :D
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I'm pretty sure it's the BIG HOSE:D
 
cool we have members from all over the globe.
Kazakhstan...cool.
Welcome also man.

Hey BigMan2003..at leats ya weren't dumped cos it was too big like them freaks at LPSG always say rofl
 
Originally posted by REDZULU2003
at leats ya weren't dumped cos it was too big like them freaks at LPSG always say rofl
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No, they dont have girlfriends over there. They like to get together with all the other 14" guys and have cock parties.
 
Actually I would recommend getting back withher and giving her the night of her dreams and then the next day fucking bitch her ass out and tell her to get the fuck out. I swear she will call you begging for sex.
 
Guess it happened to me too.. But now i don`t give a shit about it or about her. I am on my way of becoming a better person, better than any boyfriend she`s gonna have.
 
Hey Red, I am a firefighter also, hopefully I will have the bigger hose i want soon. Stay safe brother good to meet you

:bottumsup :bottumsup :bottumsup
 
Wait till you are quite a bit bigger and find a way to fuck her by letting her know you have a big dick (inderectly of course)... trust me, if you can some how mess with her head, then most girls tend to forget what they thought before as long as they feel like the current situation is what they are into.... they are naive.

After you fuck her, act like she was just another ho and get yourself another girl... this will really fuck with her head...and because you or her never mentioned anything about a relationship, then she might still try to get back with you and try to get you into a relationship (because she's scandulous). Act a little interested then back off like your not interested...like she's just another ho and she's not important to you.

Because she got you to act interested, then she will try to get that "power" back (when you back'd off) by acting even more "interested" (because scandulous woman are insecure and they can't stand to get turned down). Keep acting interested and disintrested (making her wonder what's going on and stirring her emotions) over and over, looping the string, until she goes crazy/obsessed.........and then fuck her best friend and say it was because she was too loose.

A little pscyhological trick I picked up from a book that my friend let me borrow, that work's absolutly wonderful... He's actually a stripper so he dated all kind's of scandulous women and I've learned alot from this guy.

Good Luck
 
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Slicedbeef,

I'm always interested in staying in touch with seduction/relationship type of info....whats the name of the book you were mentioning?
 
BigMan2003 said:
hahaha...I laugh now..I was crushed at first...I never ever had any complaints about my size until her.... I mean...it's not my fault is it? O well...LIfe goes on.


I know i'm not the first person to lose a girlfriend for this reason...Just wanted tell those that have to keep your head up and stay strong. USE that anger to Penis Enlargement ....Come back and persent ur new package to her and don't let her have a sample. That's what i plan on doing.....
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BigMan2003 said:
Goal 9.25 X 8
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X 8 ? I can see where all this cruelty comes from now.. eheh
 
how evil would a woman have to be to TELL a guy that? I mean, its not like 99.99% of the male population know they can do anything about it! They think they are stuck with what they have. Cruel bitch!
 
don't fret she is to shallow to realize whats she had if you treat them good and respect them they will love you no matter what you have plus you really don't want a woman like that just my 2 cents
 
My wife played the same game and I crumbled. Then I grew Up ( no pun intended) and said the hell with It, now it's back for me. Now all of a sudden it's: "Gosh, there's something different about you, are you getting bigger?"
There is no better revenge then success........
Ain't it great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
GrowingUp said:
My wife played the same game and I crumbled. Then I grew Up ( no pun intended) and said the hell with It, now it's back for me. Now all of a sudden it's: "Gosh, there's something different about you, are you getting bigger?"
There is no better revenge then success........
Ain't it great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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INCREDIBLE!
 
7/30/03 Lenght 6.25 Girth 5
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That isn't small!

But I feel ya man, my ex dumped me 5 days before Valentines day, and 2 days before our 6 month anniversery. Why? Cuz I wouldn't fuck her. She still wanted to be friends with benefits though?! Was like WTF. Once I have my goal size I wanna be like...

"Hey Christina c'mere I wanna show ya somethin... *unzip* *slap her in the face with my dick* How ya like that for cock bitch?"

Can ya tell I got alot of anger built up from her?
 
Xenoseal said:
Cuz I wouldn't fuck her. She still wanted to be friends with benefits though?!
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Dude, i gotta ask why you wouldnt nail her? You got great size stats so i know its not that. And what "benefits" was she after? I'm lost lol
 
SLICEDBEEF said:
Wait till you are quite a bit bigger and find a way to fuck her by letting her know you have a big dick (inderectly of course)... trust me, if you can some how mess with her head, then most girls tend to forget what they thought before as long as they feel like the current situation is what they are into.... they are naive.

After you fuck her, act like she was just another ho and get yourself another girl... this will really fuck with her head...and because you or her never mentioned anything about a relationship, then she might still try to get back with you and try to get you into a relationship (because she's scandulous). Act a little interested then back off like your not interested...like she's just another ho and she's not important to you.

Because she got you to act interested, then she will try to get that "power" back (when you back'd off) by acting even more "interested" (because scandulous woman are insecure and they can't stand to get turned down). Keep acting interested and disintrested (making her wonder what's going on and stirring her emotions) over and over, looping the string, until she goes crazy/obsessed.........and then fuck her best friend and say it was because she was too loose.

A little pscyhological trick I picked up from a book that my friend let me borrow, that work's absolutly wonderful... He's actually a stripper so he dated all kind's of scandulous women and I've learned alot from this guy.

Good Luck
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This post is pure gold.
 
Get a costume on and go and rape her with a fat 12 inch dildo. saying that to a man could ruin all his security and make him go mad.
 
BeBobBox said:
Get a costume on and go and rape her with a fat 12 inch dildo. saying that to a man could ruin all his security and make him go mad.
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The end all Penis EnlargementNIS...12" to the hilt:D
 
Don't worry about it. My wife was on friggin' cold medicine one night when we did it. She was kind of dry and not very tight and had a hard time getting off. Of course, it was MY fault and she asked me why my dick was smaller. It disturbed me so I went and measured later, scared the Penis Enlargement wore off or something, and guess what? No difference. Now that she is off the medicine, I'm bottoming out again -- I made sure to point out that it was the medicine, not some magically shrinking dinky-doo, and she really felt bad for blaming me.

My point?

There is nothing wrong with them. It's everybody else that's fucked up.
 
kong1971 said:
she asked me why my dick was smaller.
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I don't know if I would appreciate her honesty or bitch slap her for the comment:D That must have motivated you big time good or bad.
 
The next time a woman comments that you penis size is inadequate, you reply "I'm sorry you don't like the size of my organ, but I wasn't planning on playing in and auditorium as big as yours!"
 
If a girlfriend had said the same to me i would have bought her the Bam dildo 13" by 8.5" and 3" width!!! Suck on that lollipop biatch! :P :D
 
One of my former girlfriends said I was small too, which crushed my confidence, no other girl ever said that to me, and ever since her I have been getting more and more self-conscious, hence why I'm doing P.E, i'm planning of letting her see my brand new big dick once P.E starts working and then tell her to piss off =oP
 
A guy has just got a new girlfriend, when they are about to sleep with eachother for the first time, he unzips and pulls out his dick, the girl laughs and says "who do you think you're going to pleasure with that small thing?" the guy grins and says "ME!"
 
Thanatos said:
The next time a woman comments that you penis size is inadequate, you reply "I'm sorry you don't like the size of my organ, but I wasn't planning on playing in and auditorium as big as yours!"
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rofl rofl rofl


Holy shit funny!!!
 
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