Originally posted by MightyBigWeiner
god that is funny, lol
The Royal Family is setting a great example for its population!
lmao @slay and mighty
Originally posted by MightyBigWeiner
god that is funny, lol
The Royal Family is setting a great example for its population!
Originally posted by GellyBird
my story is pretty embarrasing, which is the reason i remember it in so much detail. Well its not like i was embarrased, more like what i was thinking now embarrases me. When i first took mandatory sex ed classes and that kind of crap, i remember them telling me about semen and ejaculation and that crap, but they never told us where it came from. I never knew it shot outa your penis, i thought it came out like a sneeze or something. I pictured my dick like a nose, and the semen was just this shit that came out underneath your cock (between your balls and your cock) and it just leaked all over the place and the women had a baby a 9 months later. But i guess i was watching some adult entertainment or something, and all this clear whitish shit came out and i like shook violently from the orgasm, it was great.
doublelongdaddy;702593 said:I was just talking with some buddies of mine and we were talking about cigarettes and the first time we ever smoked and I remembered something. The day I smoked for the first time I was maybe 7 years old. A couple friends and I stole a pack of Winston's from someones car. We had this fort in huge bush where we went to smoke these cigarettes. When I first lit the cigarette was the first erection I ever had! I probably had them while sleeping but never like this. I thought that cigarettes made your dick hardFunny story I thought I would share.
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