' "or they might take strange evasive tactics like running backwards on their elbows across the bed and around the bed on the floor and back up on the bed for another lap around. Then others can sit on top and bounce up and down, no problem. I wonder how long their stretching process takes? Not as long as to get pe gains, I bet."

LOLLL
hahahahahah'

In those days I never said a word during sex, for fear of letting those awful words slip,"I love you", or letting slip with,"I love this (not you!)". I think the dialog on those laps could be another movie quality dimension, pretty funny. And the third dimension being a sitcom aspect of who the girl is, the harder they come the harder they fall, like she's the neighborhood bully and he's a nerdy little guy. In the other thread about subjective illusions in photos, Ron Jeremy was mentioned, and his documentary points out that he used to act, and they had scripts. Now they don't say anything, hold one pose forever. The bed laps would work in silent film mode or dialog. The dialog I thought of yesterday was that since it might seem she wants to get away, he has to ask stuff like,"Is this still good for you?" before she falls head first off the side of the bed AGAIN, then goes around the bed on the carpet. Of course she says yes, will you marry me, etc, which is sitcom because she's a professional intelligence agency whore, or the intimidating six foot tall 42DD cheerleader and he doesn't play football, or dumb/dumber.

I looked in the phonebook and the original is still out there. I kept looking and so's her sister though.
 
twins172_up said:
that is a good camera shot...i took some photos of myself a while back...and couldn't get the right angle i wanted...i couldn't get the whole ruler in the shot...and then i started to lose my erection after that...if i take anymore pics...i'm just gonna ask my girl to take them while i hold the ruler rofl

This reminds me. I took the most ghetto-rigged shots the other day of my hard on with my camera phone. I balanced it on top of a pillow with a book on top for gravity pressure, and the phone was barely hanging on! I was trying to take a downward shot with me pulling back all the base skin. I should write a tutorial on how to do this, so that you can have two hands free. It required a little bit of tinkering.
 
10inchadvantage said:
This reminds me. I took the most ghetto-rigged shots the other day of my hard on with my camera phone. I balanced it on top of a pillow with a book on top for gravity pressure, and the phone was barely hanging on! I was trying to take a downward shot with me pulling back all the base skin. I should write a tutorial on how to do this, so that you can have two hands free. It required a little bit of tinkering.
post them :Drofl
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
post them :Drofl

Mobile phone tools is a crapshoot. Horribly functioning program that only works sometimes after you boot up your computer. But it's like it works only once a month. I'll get it up though if I come around to it.
 
10inchadvantage said:
Mobile phone tools is a crapshoot. Horribly functioning program that only works sometimes after you boot up your computer. But it's like it works only once a month. I'll get it up though if I come around to it.

i know exactly what you mean. let's turn this thread into 'the best poses' thread though. so when you get the chance, post a copy here. rofl
 
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