' "or they might take strange evasive tactics like running backwards on their elbows across the bed and around the bed on the floor and back up on the bed for another lap around. Then others can sit on top and bounce up and down, no problem. I wonder how long their stretching process takes? Not as long as to get pe gains, I bet."
LOLLL
hahahahahah'
In those days I never said a word during sex, for fear of letting those awful words slip,"I love you", or letting slip with,"I love this (not you!)". I think the dialog on those laps could be another movie quality dimension, pretty funny. And the third dimension being a sitcom aspect of who the girl is, the harder they come the harder they fall, like she's the neighborhood bully and he's a nerdy little guy. In the other thread about subjective illusions in photos, Ron Jeremy was mentioned, and his documentary points out that he used to act, and they had scripts. Now they don't say anything, hold one pose forever. The bed laps would work in silent film mode or dialog. The dialog I thought of yesterday was that since it might seem she wants to get away, he has to ask stuff like,"Is this still good for you?" before she falls head first off the side of the bed AGAIN, then goes around the bed on the carpet. Of course she says yes, will you marry me, etc, which is sitcom because she's a professional intelligence agency whore, or the intimidating six foot tall 42DD cheerleader and he doesn't play football, or dumb/dumber.
I looked in the phonebook and the original is still out there. I kept looking and so's her sister though.
LOLLL
hahahahahah'
In those days I never said a word during sex, for fear of letting those awful words slip,"I love you", or letting slip with,"I love this (not you!)". I think the dialog on those laps could be another movie quality dimension, pretty funny. And the third dimension being a sitcom aspect of who the girl is, the harder they come the harder they fall, like she's the neighborhood bully and he's a nerdy little guy. In the other thread about subjective illusions in photos, Ron Jeremy was mentioned, and his documentary points out that he used to act, and they had scripts. Now they don't say anything, hold one pose forever. The bed laps would work in silent film mode or dialog. The dialog I thought of yesterday was that since it might seem she wants to get away, he has to ask stuff like,"Is this still good for you?" before she falls head first off the side of the bed AGAIN, then goes around the bed on the carpet. Of course she says yes, will you marry me, etc, which is sitcom because she's a professional intelligence agency whore, or the intimidating six foot tall 42DD cheerleader and he doesn't play football, or dumb/dumber.
I looked in the phonebook and the original is still out there. I kept looking and so's her sister though.
rofl