The Reason why everything above 8 inch penis is useless
It's not the Perfect Penis documentary. It was, however, one on penis size. This one featured a middle-aged man (50-60 years-old) who, if I remember correctly, attached weights to his penis over a long period of time. He may have had surgery as well (not sure). Anyways, his hang was like nothing I've ever seen. Hard to believe I can't find it. There was no photoshopping whatsover. Another piece of information I can give you about it: This man in question talks about how he always wanted to "hang low" when at the urinal.
Adamtf1982;726656 said:
I had female 1 friend who actually knew penis sizes. She had slept with a guy who told her he was 8". She went into work the next day and was holding a ruler in her hands like it was a dick. She became the laughing stock of her office when a few people heard her say "what a liar! He was barely 6!" And they looked over and saw her holding the ruler.
I still remember hearing that story. She was so embarrassed even retelling it. It got interesting after that though as she started saying how many guys had lied to her and now she knew what real sizes were.
Most of them care less about our size than we think they do unless it's really big or really small. One friend told me that anything over 3" is a bonus cause that's about as far she could get 2 fingers in her and cause multiple orgasms. She said using it right meant the world no matter the size. That's the absolute truth right there.
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Iceman338;726680 said:
Not bad....not bad at all!!
This actually brought up a thought. Most times size is referenced like this it looks at length; although, girth may be mentioned in passing. When do you think girth truly becomes a problem? Not just when it makes sex difficult but when it can be on the verge of impossible.
chargains;726880 said:
My naturally gifted friend said he couldn't ever get a decent blow job, there were always teeth scraping because he was so thick so there was nothing to enjoy. To me that's a problem.
Some women enjoy being fisted once they work up to it so I don't know if there's such a thing as girth that's impossible to use. I don't know how many women want to be stretched to that point all the time though. That's gotta hurt getting there too.
cladre60;726894 said:
Working up to it may be the hard part but when it's put that way I guess extreme girth can can be considered a long term relationship thing. I can see how it wouldn't make for good hookups cause of the work involved but after months and years of work, I think someone will become more compatible.
chargains;726900 said:
That's when you find those "size queens" who claim an average penis isn't enough and challenge them to fit it in. "You said average was too small and you could handle anything so grab a shoe horn and get it in there!"
cladre60;726902 said:
Size queens are a league of there own, literally lol. I can see members her giving size queens a run for their money one day tho.
You: "I thought you wanted big?"
Them: "Yea but I didn't think that meant actual horse sized!"
cladre60;726913 said:
My first thought when I hear someone say they only like above average is that they have a number in mind with no actual perception of it as size. Kind of like what we talked about earlier I guess. They may think they want, let's say, 8 inches but their idea of 8 is more like 6. These are wannabe size queens, their mouth says size queen but their body says "Ha! You wish!"
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chargains;726916 said:
Women think 6" is 8" and they see 5" as 7", women have no concept of size but they have a formula for how they determine size it. When they love you your penis is 2" longer when they break up with you your penis is 2" shorter.
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IAmSpartacus71;726957 said:
That's also how most men measure lol.
I have no problem calling the bluff of a loud mouth to prove they're 7, 8, 8.5... whatever fantasy size they want to spout off. I've even told a few guys to take a ruler into the bathroom right now, get hard, and take a picture. "And I don't wanna see any of that measuring from behind your nutsack either. I need to be able to see the entire ruler."
No one has ever proved it when I've done that. There's always some excuse lol. Of course I've picked those battles wisely because you can tell when they're lying their asses off.
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