The Reason why everything above 8 inch penis is useless
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chargains;725772 said:
That makes me smile!
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doublelongdaddy;725877 said:I must be useless
There's a big pussied woman out there for you somewhere DLD!!! Lol.
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doublelongdaddy;726021 said:OK, I will just call myself a tool
Like a garden hoe handle!!x
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doublelongdaddy;726172 said:
Nothing like another De La Soul reference
I have a friend who was naturally gifted with a huge penis. I've seen him flaccid a few times and he was almost 6" and very wrinkled. He won't give an actual length but said he can stack 3 of his hands and the head still sticks out. Based on that I figure he's around 11" and he just smiles and says "something like that."
His first wife was a tiny little thing from the Philippines. We're talking 5' nothing and 90lbs wet. He said after a month he still had about 1.5" he couldn't fit in. After a few years and having a kid he could finally get all the way in if they were going slow but if they picked up the pace they would stop at about 3/4 of the way in so both of them didn't get hurt.
He used to try to win arguments by saying "at least I'm hung like a man" until I retorted with "at least I can get a good blow job." It was impossible for him to enjoy a blow job because it was teeth constantly scraping on whatever a woman could even get in her mouth.
So there are legit downsides to being huge. I want to reach a size where I'm still able to lay back and enjoy a long blow job but big enough that is a "damn that's big!" size. I don't want chew jobs or cervix imprints permanently on the head of my penis. That's just me though and everyone is free to do what they want.
His first wife was a tiny little thing from the Philippines. We're talking 5' nothing and 90lbs wet. He said after a month he still had about 1.5" he couldn't fit in. After a few years and having a kid he could finally get all the way in if they were going slow but if they picked up the pace they would stop at about 3/4 of the way in so both of them didn't get hurt.
He used to try to win arguments by saying "at least I'm hung like a man" until I retorted with "at least I can get a good blow job." It was impossible for him to enjoy a blow job because it was teeth constantly scraping on whatever a woman could even get in her mouth.
So there are legit downsides to being huge. I want to reach a size where I'm still able to lay back and enjoy a long blow job but big enough that is a "damn that's big!" size. I don't want chew jobs or cervix imprints permanently on the head of my penis. That's just me though and everyone is free to do what they want.
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doublelongdaddy;726172 said:
yep they are out there evrywhere!!lol
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doublelongdaddy;726355 said:
...so I gave her a dollah (lol)
now back to the originally scheduled program, 'why anything over 8" is a waste'
Big Schwanz Acht;726378 said:
I guess it goes on a case by case basis. I'm sure some guys don't care about being buried to the hilt inside a woman or are fine altering how they have sex in order to not hurt themselves or their partner. Different positions allow different things. You can hit cervix with an average size penis then change positions and have room to spare. It all comes down to knowing what you're doing.
I stand by my previous statement though that I don't want "chew jobs." She doesn't need to be able to swallow every last inch, that's what you have hands for, but life without blowjobs is one I don't want to live lol.
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cladre60;726188 said:
So to recap, your friend is bigger than all �naked person� (and potentially second largest on the planet), and his little wife took more than virtually all �naked person� who have been with __________. Hmm I think I can smell his BS from here... lol
Maybe he actually is 9", but no way he is 11" if measured properly.
Phoenix7672;726416 said:
He wouldn't show anyone how big he was hard nor provide a measurement so I have to go on what I've seen and have been told. While stumbling drunk one night he was walking around in sweat pants stroking and saying he was going to show everyone just how big he was. He pulled his cock out with one hand wrapped around the base with another handful worth flopping around past that while going up to people at the party asking for help getting hard. It's one of those images I just can't get out of my head lol.
I'm also not asking him to see it again. Now that our alcohol fueled living in the barracks days are over we're a little more reserved
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cladre60;726421 said:
Technically I can do that, and I am a lot smaller than 11" lol. Again, seems most guys seem to like to add at least 2" to their actual measurement when boasting, so that likely applies for him as well. Not asking you to confirm, just mentioning it to bring things back to reality given all the misinformation on the Internet (that would point to the average guy packing 8-9" or bigger these days).
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Phoenix7672;726495 said:
There is actual mathematic equations to this that I have created
A man says he is size (X) subtract 2" and you have the correct size
A woman, when first in love with you, adds 2" to your dick but when she leaves you she deducts 4"
doublelongdaddy;726504 said:There is actual mathematic equations to this that I have created
A man says he is size (X) subtract 2" and you have the correct size
A woman, when first in love with you, adds 2" to your dick but when she leaves you she deducts 4"
Most women don't even know how big dicks are anyway from guys lying to them about size over the years.
I've seen the deduction first hand. A girl I had dated told her next boyfriend I was so small she could wrap her hand around and just a little bit of the head poked out. That would've made me about 3.5" if that was true. He told all his friends about it (high school drama) and they believed it until they split up and all of the sudden HE was tiny according to her.
I only found all this out because a few years after high school we had become friends.
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yep they have different standards for measuremnt..
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doublelongdaddy;726504 said:There is actual mathematic equations to this that I have created
A man says he is size (X) subtract 2" and you have the correct size
A woman, when first in love with you, adds 2" to your dick but when she leaves you she deducts 4"
yep simple as that..
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