No one believes PE works: How doyou explain it to sex partners?

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Hooked up with an old side piece over the weekends. She's a closet "size freak"- pretends to be a good girl but is a complete slut. My growth hasn't been exponential. I would say 1.5" in length at this point and larger girth (didn't take measurements).1.5" doesn't seem like a lot but erect it feels a lot bigger in my hand and I have huge ham hocks.

Anyways this old flame noticed my penis was larger right off the bat and loved it. When asked what happened I explained it was PE exercises. She looked at me like I fell from Mars and laughed at me and said to "congratulate my plastic surgeon". WTF??? She wouldn't even hear of PE and even consoled me that plastic surgery is nothing to be ashamed of.

I have never met one person online (outside PE boards but even on these there are a lot of skeptics) or irl that believed you can grow your penis. So how the hell do you guys explain it to wives, gf etc??
 
My girlfriend called me out on this just yesterday because she said my penis looks a lot plumper and it has begun to hurt her during doggy, legs-over-shoulder, and even reverse cowgirl. She feels like shes being stretched out everytime we have sex.

I told her I had quit PE because when I was open about it, it reflected on an insecurity she couldnt fix and often it messed with our sex because I'd constantly feel inadequate and say shit that would make HER feel at fault. So, I did all my PE all on the down low and I should have done that from the beginning. It's so self gratifying to hear time to time her heavy breathing and her saying "why the fuck do you feel so huge right now?"

I think it is best to keep PE to yourself for the most part, your partners won't think that all you do during your free time is just pull on your dick AND the less guys that get involved in PE- the less hung guys getting around fucking all the hot chicks.
 
GottaGetAGrip;695643 said:
My girlfriend called me out on this just yesterday because she said my penis looks a lot plumper and it has begun to hurt her during doggy, legs-over-shoulder, and even reverse cowgirl. She feels like shes being stretched out everytime we have sex.

I told her I had quit PE because when I was open about it, it reflected on an insecurity she couldnt fix and often it messed with our sex because I'd constantly feel inadequate and say shit that would make HER feel at fault. So, I did all my PE all on the down low and I should have done that from the beginning. It's so self gratifying to hear time to time her heavy breathing and her saying "why the fuck do you feel so huge right now?"

I think it is best to keep PE to yourself for the most part, your partners won't think that all you do during your free time is just pull on your dick AND the less guys that get involved in PE- the less hung guys getting around fucking all the hot chicks.
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I do keep it to myself but when women notice what can you say? It's all in your mind? 1.5" may not seem like a lot but on a penis it is.I can't imagine what guys say who have 3+" growth? I would suspect most wives will freak out.
 
GottaGetAGrip;695646 said:
"Hmm not sure what happened, musta got a late growth spurt or something" 😂
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LOL. I will try that next time. I had a 2nd puberty in my 30's.I'll see how that works.
 
I've used any number of excuses from, 'I have really been missing you' (lie) to 'I think it's really excited to see you' to 'you must have become used to smaller men over the years' to 'have you been doing vagina exercises cuz you feel extra tight' (the ole switcheroo)
The only time you could get caught is if YOU bust yourself...just play it off that she's making you extra turned-on
 
Honesty is always the best policy between the sheets for more reasons than just that. If youre truthful in your answer in normal people terms eg" i exercise my penis to make sure it stays rock hard and can be available to use whenever you want". then generally it gets you a smile and round 2 or 5 later.

Big Schwanz Acht;695664 said:
I've used any number of excuses from, 'I have really been missing you' (lie) to 'I think it's really excited to see you' to 'you must have become used to smaller men over the years' to 'have you been doing vagina exercises cuz you feel extra tight' (the ole switcheroo)
The only time you could get caught is if YOU bust yourself...just play it off that she's making you extra turned-on
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seeking8.5x6;695667 said:
Honesty is always the best policy between the sheets for more reasons than just that. If youre truthful in your answer in normal people terms eg" i exercise my penis to make sure it stays rock hard and can be available to use whenever you want". then generally it gets you a smile and round 2 or 5 later.
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Saying you're exercising so you can be 'rock hard' is more of a half-truth since there's no mention of growth. It's definitely been my experience to NOT BE forthcoming with women when it comes to PE...they will NEVER understand and most likely would become jealous. As a correlation, women don't get boob jobs for the man they're with, (he's just the dope footin' the bill) they do it for themselves and the NEXT guy
 
deadwood187;695645 said:
I do keep it to myself but when women notice what can you say?
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You can make up all sorts of bullshit! Anything from "your pussy must have shrunk from old age" to "You just get me extra hard lately".

Women are like mushrooms anyway. Keep them in the dark etc.. If you do spill the beans, they can use it against you in the future so don't say anything that you don't want getting out.
 
MaxRichards;695672 said:
You can make up all sorts of bullshit! Anything from "your pussy must have shrunk from old age" to "You just get me extra hard lately".

Women are like mushrooms anyway. Keep them in the dark etc.. If you do spill the beans, they can use it against you in the future so don't say anything that you don't want getting out.
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yep simple as that:):cool:
 
Penis enlargement is a miracle for those who believe, to those who do not believe it is impossible. The only way to prove PE works is to try it for yourself and then it will become obvious, this shit works. In your case, with a woman, I would not even try to explain, I would just say "I guess I am still growing" :)
 
deadwood187;695627 said:
Hooked up with an old side piece over the weekends. She's a closet "size freak"- pretends to be a good girl but is a complete slut. My growth hasn't been exponential. I would say 1.5" in length at this point and larger girth (didn't take measurements).1.5" doesn't seem like a lot but erect it feels a lot bigger in my hand and I have huge ham hocks.

Anyways this old flame noticed my penis was larger right off the bat and loved it. When asked what happened I explained it was PE exercises. She looked at me like I fell from Mars and laughed at me and said to "congratulate my plastic surgeon". WTF??? She wouldn't even hear of PE and even consoled me that plastic surgery is nothing to be ashamed of.

I have never met one person online (outside PE boards but even on these there are a lot of skeptics) or irl that believed you can grow your penis. So how the hell do you guys explain it to wives, gf etc??
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Lol too funny
 
doublelongdaddy;695706 said:
Penis enlargement is a miracle for those who believe, to those who do not believe it is impossible. The only way to prove PE works is to try it for yourself and then it will become obvious, this shit works. In your case, with a woman, I would not even try to explain, I would just say "I guess I am still growing" :)
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Yes, it's pretty hard explaining it to women.
Tried that one before!

But hey, people accept the fact that your ear lobe can grow but for your penis it's impossible.
 
Its been a while since i had someone to be whit,definitely need to start looking for someone n see how she reacts lol obviously im not the biggest,but would i be the biggest shes ever had:)......
 
I wouldn't bother explaining to them. They'll open up to the idea whenever they want to believe and if they don't its okay.
 
If you do spill the beans, they can use it against you in the future so don't say anything that you don't want getting out.
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Not exactly a negative advertisement she'd be giving you..

-- "Yep, it's true, I've got a massive magical orgasm-giving cock, .. and .. this chick is too crazy to be with , so I'm back on the market, .. how U doin'? :cool: .."

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