RED,
I know I'm being a pain in the ass.
It's just not fair to build something up like this and then not follow through.
All the news from DLD has been length-related lately, then you come along advertising a revolutionary way to increase girth and width. Given your history, I was interested before even reading your first post in this thread. I've been checking in a few times a day since your original announcement, and still nothing.
Is it still on the way, or have you decided to cancel it? Is there some kind of problem? If it's still on the way, any idea of how long it will take?