Mom saw the BM

I was cleaning it and I must have left it in the bathroom. When I looked in the spot I usually hide it it wasn't there and I freaked out and almost had a heart attack>. Then I went outside my room to look for it and it was outside my door. I kept it a secret since January but the cats out of the bag now. She must have went in the upstairs bathroom and saw it and been like wtf and and just placed it where she usually places my stuff. She just went in the bathroom and went downstairs haven't talked to her yet. I feel strange that the Bathmate was discovered it happened just now I'm really bummed out. Like DLD said it's a real stigma in society about Penis Enlargement. <

If she asks you can say its for health reasons, fitness thing that guys do more now. Helps keep the testicles in good condition plus doctors say it helps prevent ball cancer. Just say that and she will be fine.

lol that's a bummer truant! Maybe this story will make you feel better: So one time my mom was cleaning my closet or something-and I come in and she's trying to pull something off the top shelf.... and I had a huge, HUGE stack of ����� mags up there, well... basically she got an avalanche of ���� on her head lol.... I turned around and fled the scene.

Not that bad though--another time in high school, a girl broke into my locked drawer (right in front of me) and found about 30 ����� mags.... that was much more embarrassing...

Besides-society is just unfair-so don't let it get you down. A girl has a drawer full of dildos??? big deal.. but a GUY has some type of penis device?????? OMG call some shrinks!!!

Yeah I was thinking something a long those lines or maybe even let a few days pass without seeing each other might help lol. I can't believe I left it in the bathroom and I was in there for a while and didn't take it. It must have been on top of the towels or something. I'm shore she won't think too much of it but still. The Bathmate looks impressive and not really like a pump people are used to seeing so I'm guessing that effected the mental picture in a good way.

I was staying with my parents for a week about a month ago and my mom saw my Bathmate and my SG on 2 different occasions and i just acted like she didn't see it and started talking about something and she never even bothered to ask what they were. If you keep avoiding her she may think its something wierd but if you act like nothing ever happened she may not even ask and if she does make up something and I bet she won't think twice

just act like nothing happened. let her bring it up. if its a big enough deal to her she will. if its whatever(your shit anyways) then it wont come up and it will be on of those embarrassing things you remember on occasion for the rest of your life.

You will be fine. She probably thought "Boys and their penis's" and went about her way not thinking twice about it. I know that is what my Mom would do.

Deagle;424714 said:

just act like nothing happened. let her bring it up. if its a big enough deal to her she will. if its whatever(your shit anyways) then it wont come up and it will be on of those embarrassing things you remember on occasion for the rest of your life.

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I would do this and go a step further-deny everything-make her think it's all in her head. "Bathmate penis device??? That doesn't even make sense!! If I was gonna own a penis pump, I sure wouldn't buy one with a girly name like "Bathmate", what's next mom? You gonna claim you saw me using the "Lez-Extender"???? Bwa ha ha"

Tell her it belongs to yer boyfriend...she'll never talk about again.

I had the X-40 and now i own the X-40, i hope she saw the Herc, because now she can be proud of me accelerating and learning so fast!

If she says you need to talk about your marijuana problem, she has no clue what it actually is

no doubt she looked at it and prob thought it was some weird sex toy.

im sure she wont say a thing.

She most likely isn't going to say a thing to you. If she does then just admit it and act like it's no big deal. She won't talk about it again after that if you don't act like it's a big deal.

if she says anything remind her the whole womens look is fake, if you de plaster their body, they do not get so much attention...

stillwantmore2;424758 said:

If she says you need to talk about your marijuana problem, she has no clue what it actually is

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Ummm... not to be a smart ass but the word "Bathmate" is printed on it! One google search will bring up exactly what it is! One of the first things you get in that search is the video of DLD talkin about the device which is kinda comical!! But Truant I would not sweat it dude!! I came from a HIGHLY Christian family!! One time I left a site of RAUNCHY ���� up on my computer!! I went to get a drink and I came back and mom was in there!! I was shitin myself!! But she never said nothin!! But you know in the last few weeks my Mom has been tellin my how "FINE" and "HOT" I am and how "LUCKY" my GF is.... a lil CREEPY!! O_O

If she asks you, just tell her this: Mom, I didn't wanna say nothing..... but I got a crooked dick & I'm just hoping the Bathmate will help straighten it out a bit (which it also should work for that) :D <--- Flawless plan right there.

What would you do if she said 'Your dads got the X-40 one'?

Thanks for all the responses guys I appreciate it. I actually used her credit card to buy it and when she asked me what it was I said it's for my workouts and she kept asking what it was but I never told her. I said it's something you use it in the bath tub and she said that's stupid and weird for a guy to be in the tub working out. I haven't talked or saw her today and I might not see her for the whole day if I just stay in my room and just go to work. She had to touch the damn thing and put it in front of my door and quietly went downstairs without doing what she had to do in the bathroom because she only goes in that bathroom to smoke her little cigs and she must have saw it on this shelve with towels and just went out of the bathroom with it I don't know why she even touched it in the first place. This has really lowered my motivation to workout but I know it shouldn't. I'm not ashamed of it too much because I know it's a natural thing that men do but I'm not sure if she will understand. To me I actually think it was a good power move when I got the Bathmate. Instead of getting a bong or some other crap. If anything the Bathmate is nothing but a fitness tool for men and I should be proud of it and let my manhood feel free to grow and do what it wants and not have to hide everything all the time. Although I am going to hide my stuff better from now on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3RAKU1jfCM

not a big deal: makes your dick bigger=

Lmao Turnover, the movie is called ''The Waterboy'' too, that's funny.