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What's up MOS!!! I was wondering what some of your experiences have been with big, or yeah it's bigger cock comments!

I'll start it off...

One of the best comments I ever got about my penis was at the beach... I was walking with my new girlfriend, and this guy was barbecuing kielbasa sausage on a public grill. He said, "you two are welcome to join me." Obviously eying my sexy girl. I said, No we'll pass. Walking away, I said "that's what I got a kielbasa." She "no honey, you have a fucking burrito!" That put a smile on my face!

A true story,
~BTC
 
Nice...

As a background... I like to try out different condoms to see how they feel for my wife and for me. My problem with most regular condoms is that they are pretty tight and get stuck behind my head when unrolling. I usually have a hard time unrolling it and have gone soft a few times cuz i took too long trying to unroll it. I also generally end up taking it off after a few minutes of sex cuz it becomes too constricting. Magnum's and XL's are the only ones that i don't have trouble with. Never the less, i like to try out different condoms when i find one i haven't tried before.

One day, I was at the store with my wife to pick up some stuff and while she was shopping, i went over to the condom section to check out the selection. I found some ultra-thin brand that i've never seen before so i grabbed a small box. When we got to the cashier i tossed it on the counter to pay for it with the other stuff and my wife says "i don't know why you keep buying all these different condoms... you're just too big to use regular size. You know that the only ones that ever fit are the large ones... You're going to try them on, they're not going to roll on cuz they're too small and you're going to end up using a Magnum. "
 
One day I'll have stories like these. One day I'll be able to use Magnums. Keep these stories up fellas, they are extremely motivating to me.
 
Anybody knows at what size does one move up to magnums when they have reached a certain girth. Besides the fact that condoms dull sensations, they make your dick shrink. A snug fit wouldn't be so bad, but some condoms are so tight, ..... na mean?
 
First off if you use the search and look for posts by me, and then one with the title condom or something in it, i have put usefull info about the deminsions i don't feel like figuring out again.

I can tell you that Magnum if anything might be too tight for me, it makes my midshaft girth go up .1 to 5.7 because i'm 6 at the base and magnum squeezes and makes i don't know like a cock ring, i still have not got around to buying some XL to see how much bigger, but i heard they are the same at the base which wouldn't help me. Mag at base i think is kinda uncomfy on my 6 base girth so i don't see how any of these 6+ guys stand using condoms period.

if your about 5.3-5.4 go with magnum i'd say. The truth is that average girth is only about 4.75 which is why the regular condoms are meant for that. so 5.3 go with mag.
 
Just hooked up with a chick I worked with last year. Apparently (unbeknownst to me) the board shorts I wore around her and her friends were flattering, and word got around all by itself that I was "so hung". Anyway, we get to fuckin' and after a few mintues I have it worked all the way inside her, then I hold it there a little bit so we can both adjust. I start to kegel it a little so it flexes up inside her nice and tight. Mind you she was already breathing hard and grunting when she was taking the full shaft initially. So she pauses to take a breath and looks up at me and says through half-gritted teeth "your really BIG!"
A few days later we are in her bed, she is on the rag but starts to jack me off anyway. So at this point she's like "wow I've never held it in my hand, it feels so huge!"

Oh yeah and before we had sex we were standing up and kissing and whatever and she starts to rub it through my jeans. After a bit I get a semi going down my pantleg and I hear her rubbing it while whispering to herself stuff like "Jesus fucking Christ" and "Oh my God". Not a bad series of events imo.
 
did you video tape it...

bIgjOe said:
Just hooked up with a chick I worked with last year. Apparently (unbeknownst to me) the board shorts I wore around her and her friends were flattering, and word got around all by itself that I was "so hung". Anyway, we get to fuckin' and after a few mintues I have it worked all the way inside her, then I hold it there a little bit so we can both adjust. I start to kegel it a little so it flexes up inside her nice and tight. Mind you she was already breathing hard and grunting when she was taking the full shaft initially. So she pauses to take a breath and looks up at me and says through half-gritted teeth "your really BIG!"
A few days later we are in her bed, she is on the rag but starts to jack me off anyway. So at this point she's like "wow I've never held it in my hand, it feels so huge!"

Oh yeah and before we had sex we were standing up and kissing and whatever and she starts to rub it through my jeans. After a bit I get a semi going down my pantleg and I hear her rubbing it while whispering to herself stuff like "Jesus fucking Christ" and "Oh my God". Not a bad series of events imo.
 
german sausage....yea..lol 6in long, 6in girth, I made a joke about it talking about like hot dogs or some crap back in school, lol the quote was "omg, it really is a german sausage", lil odd i know
 
A girl i was with(she was 18)said "Oh my god, please stop, you`re too big" while i was fucking her from behind, so I stopped and she sucked me instead, and I told her to try and take the whole thing in her mouth. Her reply was: "I`ve never had such a big cock in my mouth, mmm...." By the way, she didnt manage it. And I`m not even big. YET!
 
Man, what type of girls do you guys hang out with? I've never had a girl who has seen it in person comment on it. I assume that not commenting is what most girls do.
 
This is the groove I was talkin' about in my "Girlfriend's New Size Promises" thread...Dudes; I felt like Godzilla stompin on Tokyo !!
 
Girls rarely comment on it--unless they're ����� bitches or size queens.

I just got an oblique comment on my big dick from the Mrs., but I had to elicit it. We were discussing my three year old grandson's "attributes," and what side of the family he got "this" from and "that" from, etc. etc. I mentioned his big "package," followed by "the lucky little bastard." The Mrs. responded, "He, he, he, " then she smiled at me knowingly!!
 
one friend of mine after 4 years heard that i was well hung, didn't really believe me. after we kind of expressed our feelings for eachother she was really interested because she knew that she probably would be seeing it soon. so she took out the ruler and asked, and i told her and she was like "wow ur a big boy!" next night i saw her we made out and i got hard, she took a hold of it and said "woah u weren't lying about YOU"..then about 5 hours later we got to havin sex and she was like "i can't BELIEVE i can take you all in"

Hydromaxm...let me see what else. another friend of mine is spreading the word, there is a friend she has that heard about me and already anmed my dick and wants to get me shitfaced and have me wave it around for her. the only thing is that she has a bf...meh well

and of course my ex's and best friends...are getting another girl involved so SHE'S going ot be gettin it going as well. but each time my ex sees it she's like "woah SHIT you are REALLY big.omg"

so rumers are flying, i'm makin a rep boys!
 
I'm wondering if being known for being well hung is more beneficial than harmful to your overall social life. Sure, some women may be interested in seeing it, but I'd find that pretty demeaning if girls just wanted me for a dick. It might boost your ego to walk around knowing everyone knows you are packing. With women it's a mixed thing, sure, it'd be great to be able to get a lot of womens' attention because of having a big meat, but wouldn't you want to find a nice girl to spend your time with that isn't solely interested in your dick?

With men, it's iffy. Some guys might admire you, but many more will secretly be very envious. I can see guys(big muscular guys, mind you) wanting to keep you in like with physical force if you go out of your way to show off your dick. You could lose a lot of male friends over this fact.

I know in my own personal experience if some guy that I was around was always trying to show off his dick and go out of his way at a party to try and pick up girls I was macking on, I might end up just beating his face in outside. Sometimes cocky assholes just need to get the shit beat out of them to make them realize that they aren't all that.

After reading all of this myself, it sometimes makes me glad I'm a grower.
 
@ 10inchadvantage:

I think you're a bit negative here.
If a guy is hung it doesn't mean he's a better man, it just means he's a man with a bigger unit. If he runs around and shows off, he's just saying: "I'm showing my big dick off, because I know it's the only thing that differs me from most other men. I'm not smarter, more charming, funnier or whatever, people don't care too much about me. But if I put out my big cock I feel big too."
People who are jealous about well hung guys are probably also the ones who make fun of the modest hung guys.
A guys self esteem does never depend on his dick size only, it mostly depends on having a realistic self sight and liking it and knowing that the people that are important for him also like him the way he is.
 
Once the word starts to spread its great. When the girls get talking suddenly everyone in town knows whos packing and they respect you for it.
 
i was at a beach party a couple weekends ago... kinda drunk and kinda some other stuff, u know how it is..... anyway the girls outnumbered the guys there bigtime so i was like yea.....next thing i know im talkin with these 2 girls who are like best friends, gettin my lil pimp game on, u know...... im really drunk by this time and i got taken advantage of and ended up seeing their boobs in return for showing them my dick (which was starting to get semi-hard but i said it was completely soft as shit to make me look more awesome) to which i got "omigod its big" and the other one said "yeah thats bigger than [my ex]'s hard" or something along those lines.... i was LMAO but i still didnt get any pussy <:(

and i woke up with sand in my teeth <:(
 
I guess I'll offer a more ego blowing comment to break the tide. A girl I was with two weeks ago, I asked "how long do you think this is?" and she said "I'd guess 6 inches."

I was like BITCHHHHHHHHHHH! >:(

Although when I came out of my room with a dollar bill perfectly around my fat cock midshaft she went "wow, damn that's fat!". So I guess she compensated for the length saying. I blame my big frame(6'3" 240 lbs muscle) and big hands(8" long 4" wide). It was also funny when she was trying to put the Magnum XL all the way down. It only goes down about 6 inches or so until my thick, tapered base girth just removes any hope of getting anything to roll on and stay. And you baseball bat guys think you have it bad all the time! Although I do admit, conical dick shapes are much better for getting head and stuff.

It's ok, I dig the girth more anyway, so that made me happy. For sure her virgin pussy will realize that it's way past 6" bpel. ;)
 
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