MAXAMEYES;474511 said:
If you are going to present something as an established fact; then those facts must be presented. Not your twisted fantasy life of hookers, johns, physical abuse and criminal detainment.

Either post useful information or I'll remove you for the benefit of the greater forum population.

It's just that simple.


Thank you!
 
Wait...what the fuck?

You used to lock up and bash hookers if they didn't tell you about their clients dicks?
 
Solid Snake;474499 said:
I have showered at my local gym and seen many guys shower naked and I have never seen a guy with a flaccid more than 4 inches. Most had about 3 inches.

Keep in mind, when you work out, all the blood goes to your muscles, why everything gets a lot smaller after your workout. Takes ages for mine to return to normal.
 
The guy who started this thread was a psychotic pervert and has since been banned. Along with that he had a confused outlook with his mathematics.
 
Twain, Mark (Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835–1910)

Apparently the only connection Mark Twain has with the quotation is the following passage in Mark Twain’s Autobiography, Volume I, Berkeley, Los Angeles and London: University of California Press 2010, p. 228 (this particular passage was dictated in Florence in 1904):

I was deducing from the above that I have been slowing down steadily in these thirty-six years, but I perceive that my statistics have a defect: three thousand words in the spring of 1868, when I was working seven or eight or nine hours at a sitting, has little or no advantage over the sitting of to-day, covering half the time and producing half the output. Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force:
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”


The article by Courtney quoted above is the published version of a speech on proportional representation (which was also Baines’ subject) that was given in August 1895 in New York State, which may help explain how Mark Twain came to know the phrase. On the other hand the passages in The Times and The New York Times referred to above may indicate other reasons why he knew the phrase.
 
redzulu2003;477296 said:
the guy who started this thread was a psychotic pervert and has since been banned. Along with that he had a confused outlook with his mathematics.


dld?
 
7" dick can pound cervix

Anything larger is just a bonus because it can be used as a weapon to club seals with
 
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Phire;477536 said:
7" dick can pound cervix

Anything larger is just a bonus because it can be used as a weapon to club seals with

The art is getting around the cervix and hitting the Cul de Sac:) Worth the practice.
 
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