What size do you say you are when asked?

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ok guys so the other day this girl im talking to asked me how big my dick was. i usually dont answer that question out of decency an to keep a little mystery, but she kept asking. eventually i just said 8 inches. in reality though, im a little over 7.5 inches bone pressed with a small fat pad, so it was only a slight lie. most women are clueless when judging size so i thought this slight embellishment would give her a more realistic idea of my size.

in the past though, ive heard some wild claims about penis size from both guys own ones and women whove had a certain guy. im just wondering, when asked, what size do you say you are and what size are you actually?
 
Haha such a good question! I weigh in at 19.2cm/7.68in bpel, fat pad is about 2cm, i usually round up to 8 if ever asked, don't know why? Guess it just sounds better? Shouldn't take much longer til it is actually true though 😆
 
I prefer to keep it a surprise, however if I say, I like to round down... that way they are surprised. Under promise and over deliver.
 
That never happened except with my girlfriend (after she'd seen it), so I guess I'd probably tell the truth. But I don't really see that situation happening. rofl
 
I usually say "It looks just like a penis only smaller":) This peaks their curiosity big time:)
 
What a question a hard one i guess i wouldnt know what to say haha i would ask her why do you want to have sex ? Because ill be happy fu$#@g your ass off .Only a whore can ask that hahaha
 
Fuck saying anything, grab her hand and put it on your cock. Then tell her it gets MUCH bigger after she gets you turned on. If shes asking you might as well take the next step up the sexual flirt ladder and have her feel it.
 
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jakb;610336 said:
Fuck saying anything, grab her hand and put it on your cock. Then tell her it gets MUCH bigger after she gets you turned on. If shes asking you might as well take the next step up the sexual flirt ladder and have her feel it.
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Unless it's cold and you're turtled lmao
 
im turtled most of the time at 6 if im having a good flacid hang is close to 7 why is it that im turtled alot?
 
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I only smirk and say: "guess"😜

This question used to make me swet like a pig instantly when I was 5.0nbp, now at 6.5x5.75 I know that most women will find me above average witch feels amaizing, there's nothing like being born with a small one and then growing it, it's the most satisfying feeling in the world.

~Blue.
 
savageblue;610191 said:
That never happened except with my girlfriend (after she'd seen it), so I guess I'd probably tell the truth. But I don't really see that situation happening. rofl
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if ive been talking/ flirting with a girl for a while (like a few weeks) sometimes it comes up. i usually just either avoid the question, or say im really small to to fuk with them :) one girl recently though had asked me like four times so i finally just told her 8 inches. im not far off it though so its not too bad!

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doublelongdaddy;610293 said:
I usually say "It looks just like a penis only smaller":) This peaks their curiosity big time:)
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thats brilliant! would be a massive shock when she actually sees it..
 
It's funny that your first reaction was to go for exact measurements, when she was probably looking for terms like "small, average, large"

Because when she goes out to buy the condoms she isn't looking for the 8 inch condom.
 
jordey;610430 said:
thats brilliant! would be a massive shock when she actually sees it..
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That is the reason I say it!
 
I was with a few couples the other day and the grower vs. shower issue came up. The other guys confessed to being growers. When it was my turn, I looked her in the eye and said, "both." rofl
 
I broke my ruler so I'm going to wait until I can get a good pic with a new ruler. I've been getting a lot of very errant measurements trying to measure with a broken ruler, but it is definitely well over 9.
 
ShadedSam;611201 said:
I broke my ruler so I'm going to wait until I can get a good pic with a new ruler. I've been getting a lot of very errant measurements trying to measure with a broken ruler, but it is definitely well over 9.
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i cant wait to see im coming for the 10/6.5 aswell is your girth still 6.2
 
ShadedSam;611201 said:
I broke my ruler so I'm going to wait until I can get a good pic with a new ruler. I've been getting a lot of very errant measurements trying to measure with a broken ruler, but it is definitely well over 9.
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but is that what you actually say it is when asked?
 
jordey;610108 said:
ok guys so the other day this girl im talking to asked me how big my dick was. i usually dont answer that question out of decency an to keep a little mystery, but she kept asking. eventually i just said 8 inches. in reality though, im a little over 7.5 inches bone pressed with a small fat pad, so it was only a slight lie. most women are clueless when judging size so i thought this slight embellishment would give her a more realistic idea of my size.

in the past though, ive heard some wild claims about penis size from both guys own ones and women whove had a certain guy. im just wondering, when asked, what size do you say you are and what size are you actually?
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I would say "Why won't you find out" smile and walk away
 
never been asked that question. But I like to tell 'em sometimes that I'm really big.:O that way the secretive aura is preserved, the tension rises and it is correct anyways (ok maybe a supersizequeen would consider me only as decent, but how many are there who really belong to that class?)
 
Satyr;611240 said:
never been asked that question. But I like to tell 'em sometimes that I'm really big.:O that way the secretive aura is preserved, the tension rises and it is correct anyways (ok maybe a supersizequeen would consider me only as decent, but how many are there who really belong to that class?)
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how big are you?

i sometimes like to say i have a micropenis as a joke :)
 
"super size queen" I picture a fat bitch.
But seriously what perv asks that type of shit, some hos don't like to say their age. Now I'm supposed to tell about my privates?
Promiscuous hos thats the shit I don't need, and they shouldn't care about size too much more than if it arms, and fires.
 
tkto;611254 said:
"super size queen" I picture a fat bitch.
But seriously what perv asks that type of shit, some hos don't like to say their age. Now I'm supposed to tell about my privates?
Promiscuous hos thats the shit I don't need, and they shouldn't care about size too much more than if it arms, and fires.
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In most of my sexual experience size queens and women who could take more size were usually petite women.
 
tkto;611260 said:
A yea then y does all 2 chainz and kanyes videos have big black bitches
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Are you assuming 2 chain and kanye have big dicks?
 
tkto;611268 said:
Yes I assume all blacks do. Since they always go for "dat ass"
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Not at all, Black men have the same average size of White men.
 
tkto;611254 said:
"super size queen" I picture a fat bitch.
But seriously what perv asks that type of shit, some hos don't like to say their age. Now I'm supposed to tell about my privates?
Promiscuous hos thats the shit I don't need, and they shouldn't care about size too much more than if it arms, and fires.
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i was more talking about the situations where youre getting involved with the woman and she is curious about what youre packing
 
doublelongdaddy;611300 said:
Not at all, Black men have the same average size of White men.
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Kim had some pictures hacked/leaked. Maybe there will be a verdict in the near future w/ Kanye included.
He's probably not the type to do that though.
 
tkto;611268 said:
Yes I assume all blacks do. Since they always go for "dat ass"
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Don't wanna be offensive but you seem really naive. Do you believe everything you see, i.e. people want to make you see?

@jordey: I'm at 8(nbpel)/6,1. Not a size in light of which I could be accused of lying about being very big (at least I hope so).
 
what's your problem? are you high? don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. And even if I had, that shit wouldn't have anything to do with this.
 
I'm not hatin, Im just really really surprised that you think that showing big bitches in music videos is proof for anything - be it that bigger women can take more or that the artists in that videos have bigger dicks to go with. You can't be serious about, are you?
 
But the target audience are black. Why do they get hot from big butts probably cuz they need more space to fill
 
c'mon, times when HipHop was a domain of black men are long gone. Kanye west and the likes address a much wider audience.
And the images they convey in their videos express just the need to satisfy the stereotype that exactly prescribes these images. Same can be observed in adult entertainment.
Also you might have noticed that nowadays a big booty has become very popular characteristic that surpasses racial borders. More and more white girls want to have big asses and more and more white men want to tap big asses.
To me that's great because I had always been into big asses from the get-go. though I also love big titties.
 
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Really I didn't know anyone was into cellulite and shit. Whatever the world a twisted place that always been domain of whites.
I still think black are more attracted to bigger just cuz lots of them are big themselves
 
tkto;611412 said:
Really I didn't know anyone was into cellulite and shit. Whatever the world a twisted place that always been domain of whites.
I still think black are more attracted to bigger just cuz lots of them are big themselves
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Nah more cushin for the pushin
 
tkto;611412 said:
Really I didn't know anyone was into cellulite and shit. Whatever the world a twisted place that always been domain of whites.
I still think black are more attracted to bigger just cuz lots of them are big themselves
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i like nice asses. but when i see these huge, border line obese women with rippling cellulite in music videos, i question how that could possibly be attractive ?:(
 
smerc;611337 said:
Kim had some pictures hacked/leaked. Maybe there will be a verdict in the near future w/ Kanye included.
He's probably not the type to do that though.
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Who knows what size anyone is, I have been surprised many times on men who have gone public with their size. Tommy Lee was supposed to be huge but when I saw the video he made with Pam Anderson I realized the guy was pretty much average.
 
doublelongdaddy;611488 said:
Who knows what size anyone is, I have been surprised many times on men who have gone public with their size. Tommy Lee was supposed to be huge but when I saw the video he made with Pam Anderson I realized the guy was pretty much average.
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I thought people that saw the video claimed that he is huge.
 
tkto;611412 said:
Really I didn't know anyone was into cellulite and shit. Whatever the world a twisted place that always been domain of whites.
I still think black are more attracted to bigger just cuz lots of them are big themselves
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Those darn whites 😍
 
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