Thought I should share

I'm sorry, it's late here in the UK and I'm drinking large quantities of the finest cider so please disregard said comments. It's funny, you and I seem to be the only posters on here at the moment!
 
Yes there's so many members and it's so quiet! Alcohol is always a good idea ha ha, I'm meant to be doing student stuff but am a chronic drinker. How's the Penis Enlargement going? What methods do you use? I'm just clamping for girth now, but have new girl so am taking it a bit easy as it gives you soft erections if you make it too intense.
 
Yep, I'm just reading as much as I can on all Penis Enlargement stuff. Right now, I'm just doing the Phase one routine from the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] pay site. I haven't measured for gains yet but I started at 6.25 inches long by 5.3 in circumference.

I'm going to get the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] for length instead of stretches, I'm tired of them.
 
Good idea getting an [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words], I think you can get hours in that will never be possible with hands. Also you don't have to keep grabbing your dick, it saves a lot of potential injury.
 
stillwantmore2;296447 said:
"Where it's at...I got two turn tables and a microphone...." ;)
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I'm not sure if I should post it....but, here it is. I hope it doesnt offend anyone or ect. Its kinda hard to read...sounded way better when she read it out.

wen i look at dat blk dick nasty thoughts run thru ma mind:senorita ven bunita lyk me is
hard 2 find,

ill hypnotize yo ass n slowly put u to sleep:want u to do anythang u can put it
in me so deep

i got da hellafied wet monkey waitin fo u to slip in:wen i get on top n ride bes
believe u gone strt trippin,

imma turn imma twist up down on ya dick:gnna have u sayin damnit
lil momma u da shyt,

ill do da splits on yo ass ma body u lustin:n dis goochie oochie pussy
constantly got u bustin,

cant believe a bitch had da nerve to ask me y i lyk dat blk dick:
lyk 50cent said babigurh shyt i got dat magic stick,

n lil daddi dont wrry bout it cus i was born to pls:i satisfy niggas easily dont gotta get
on ma knees,

but i might jus massage ya dick wid ma lips 2 get u hard: n ibet u da next day at ma do'
be sum roses n a card,

haha i kno im funni: but ill have u callin me babi sweetheart n hunni,
im da energiza bunni: go from allnight to sunni,

doggy style babi boi get it get it from da back: den ill switch n do so many
tricks up on ya lap,

can u handle dis boo dis drty talk i kno u want meh: run ma tongue below ya
waist kiss it so gently n sofely,

i put da B da A da D in da bad:baddest bitch till i die make dis
money i stack,

so on da pole pays off cus i switch em to sex moves: suckin ya neck turnin u out
dont i put u in da mood,

mayb throw u in da showa watch da wata fall down ma breast :didn i tell
u explicit kno da name cus u fuckin wid da best,

dis flawless koochi got u rollin yo eyes:
n i make it so juicy u sliden righ between dem thighs,

i wnt dat big blk D- I- C to da K:so if u good make me stutta beat it out
da frame,

tld u expierenced neva a rookie:now u kno shiat DAS DA POWER OF DIS PUSSY
 
Threak-X;296408 said:
...and don't be a dork cover your pork -- Wrap-It Up!!!
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I was thinking more on this, were you talking about a CORN DOG?:)
 
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