Slammin HOT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, i cant realy believe what i just saw. I seem to recognize all those guys, and yeah they were all big. The first ones cock looks like Prestons, the second is obviously Pauly and the 3rd is Ramone. The first dude looked huge, over 8 inches and looked bigger than me, and im 7.5 nbpel. I just got an erection, and measured the way Brandi did on the first guy, the EXACT same way, and i was 8.25 and i wasnt even fully hard. I did it just to see what i would get. She said that dude read 8 with her bs measurement, but it actually read 7.25. Now in reality, im bigger than that guy, but why does it not look it? Im guessing its the favorable camera angles, lenses and of course Brandis terrible measuring along with ALL of these guys being frail little dudes. Not one of them had a fat pad, let alone any fat on them. Looks like i gotta starve myself now to look emmense. Great video Afroman, that realy put it all into perspective. Yes adult entertainment stars are big, but of course not as big as boasted. This made my night and possibly the rest of my life.
 
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i guess everything around adult entertainment stars dicks has a lot more to do with it than the dick itself ?:(

oh well it's ok adult entertainment i still love you :cool:
 
Thats pretty funny the look on those chicks faces, and when that one chick yawnsrofl Her measuring skills were greatrofl She gaves those dudes a few inches for sure..
 
That was hilarious...its so true that women do not know how to gauge a guys size if their life depended on it. That black dude is big but some of them had 13 inches written down rofl.

Also what is up with that girl's measuring technique...she starts the roller almost at the belly button..what a joke.
 
bigbuttlover said:
That was hilarious...its so true that women do not know how to gauge a guys size if their life depended on it. That black dude is big but some of them had 13 inches written down rofl.

Also what is up with that girl's measuring technique...she starts the roller almost at the belly button..what a joke.
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They are idiots...all women are...A discussion came up the other day at my house about kegels, where a female pronounced it wrong so I corrected how it is usually said among real pe'ers...she kept debating with me on how its a female excercise only. So I told her I do them too and she laughed at me and said guys arent supposed to do them....I totally doubt she even knows what they do...
 
bigbuttlover said:
That was hilarious...its so true that women do not know how to gauge a guys size if their life depended on it. That black dude is big but some of them had 13 inches written down rofl.

Also what is up with that girl's measuring technique...she starts the roller almost at the belly button..what a joke.
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Dude, they were ALL big. Not one of them were small, Ramon and Pauly cleaned house though but Preston sure was thicker than the black guy.
 
NewGuy311 said:
Dude, they were ALL big. Not one of them were small, Ramon and Pauly cleaned house though but Preston sure was thicker than the black guy.
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THis is very true but her measurements were pretty bad. I sure would like to have a unit like any of them but they were way over estimated.
 
Jareth said:
THis is very true but her measurements were pretty bad. I sure would like to have a unit like any of them but they were way over estimated.
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Bro, i know. Those measurements, combined with funky lenses and camera angles make it all come together. In reality im the same size if not bigger than the first guy, he doesnt look much bigger, but he surely looks bigger than myself because of all those variables. That and like someone else said, women are not to keen when it comes to size. As mentioned also, i measured my cock the way she measured theirs, not so far up my stomach though, and i was 8.25 inches and im actually 7.5 nbp. So, that added .75 to my actual size. Some of them it gave more than that because she moved the ruler even farther up. The only dude she measured even remotely correct was the black guy, and he wasnt even fully erect till the end when he blew his load.
 
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The measurement of Ramone was hilarious, pointing the dick down and putting the top of the ruler way up his stomach. Brandi even sounded like she was lying, "10 inches...?" She knows she's full of shit. You don't need to know the proper methods of measuring to see this 'porno measurement' is ridiculous. To their credit, I've seen all these guys look much larger with 100% erections. The black guy looked the biggest and only got an 8" measurement from that champ.
 
bigsack said:
The measurement of Ramone was hilarious, pointing the dick down and putting the top of the ruler way up his stomach. Brandi even sounded like she was lying, "10 inches...?" She knows she's full of shit. You don't need to know the proper methods of measuring to see this 'porno measurement' is ridiculous. To their credit, I've seen all these guys look much larger with 100% erections. The black guy looked the biggest and only got an 8" measurement from that champ.
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Much larger? The only guys in the video that wernt 100% erect were Pauly and Ramone when measured. Preston was hard as a rock, but this time he wasnt nearly as big as they tried to make him look in other scenes. Pauly (the black guy) probably was the longest out of all of them and Brandi measured Pauly somewhat correct if you look closely. He was semi erect when measured though, i think Pauly when rock hard is a legit 9 inches maybe more non bone pressed. Preston after that is clearly no bigger than 7.5-8 inches, and Ramon cant possibly be less than 8 inches non bone pressed. Id put Ramone at 8.5 long.
 
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bigsack said:
The measurement of Ramone was hilarious, pointing the dick down and putting the top of the ruler way up his stomach. Brandi even sounded like she was lying, "10 inches...?" She knows she's full of shit. You don't need to know the proper methods of measuring to see this 'porno measurement' is ridiculous. To their credit, I've seen all these guys look much larger with 100% erections. The black guy looked the biggest and only got an 8" measurement from that champ.
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Much larger? The only guys in the video that wernt 100% erect were Pauly and Ramone when measured. Preston was hard as a rock, but this time he wasnt nearly as big as they tried to make him look in other scenes. Pauly (the black guy) probably was the longest out of all of them and Brandi measured Pauly somewhat correct if you look closely. He was semi erect when measured though, i think Pauly when rock hard is a legit 9 inches maybe more non bone pressed. Preston after that is clearly no bigger than 7.5-8 inches, and Ramon cant possibly be less than 8 inches non bone pressed. Id put Ramone at 8.5 long.
 
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bigsack said:
The measurement of Ramone was hilarious, pointing the dick down and putting the top of the ruler way up his stomach. Brandi even sounded like she was lying, "10 inches...?" She knows she's full of shit. You don't need to know the proper methods of measuring to see this 'porno measurement' is ridiculous. To their credit, I've seen all these guys look much larger with 100% erections. The black guy looked the biggest and only got an 8" measurement from that champ.
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I agree completely...what a joke.

Ramon and the othe Black dude are pretty big, I will give them that but Preston is bs. He has girth(looks pumped) but is no more than 7.5. Hardly a "monster cock".
 
Maybe not MUCH larger, but Preston's full erection goes straight out, not down at an angle. He wasn't rock hard. For me, if I'm at 95% erection, I lose atleast 1/2" on my length. Preston might be similar. I'm 7" nbpel, and I'm sure he is atleast the same if not more.
 
bigsack said:
Maybe not MUCH larger, but Preston's full erection goes straight out, not down at an angle. He wasn't rock hard. For me, if I'm at 95% erection, I lose atleast 1/2" on my length. Preston might be similar. I'm 7" nbpel, and I'm sure he is atleast the same if not more.
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Prestons cock has a curve to it, a downward curve which makes it look that way. I will try and find some pictures. Every video ive seen with him in it, his cock looks like that bro. Yeah it sticks out, cause its erect, but its downward curve gives it that effect that makes it look like its not fully erect. Im 7.5 nbp, and as far as i remember, ur 7.25 nbp, and our dicks look almost exactly the same in looks and size. Preston is atleast 7.5 nbp, measured correctly. There is a pic floating around on here that shows this.
 
bigbuttlover said:
I agree completely...what a joke.

Ramon and the othe Black dude are pretty big, I will give them that but Preston is bs. He has girth(looks pumped) but is no more than 7.5. Hardly a "monster cock".
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I wouldnt sell a 7.5 inch cock short bbl, thats still far larger than the average joe and will put a hurtin on most women. Id say he is very big, not so much for his length, which is long, but his girth. He has a very large cock any way you slice it. Id say the girth, and the look of it with the downward curve and the width at the top, qualifies him as monster. Ramon and Pauly are just rediculous, to me those guys are in a whole other category.
 
with some shots I created a screenshot and started to edit a little
first pic is where she claims it's eight inches...If my PS is right (and it usualy is), she gave him two extra inches...look just under the 6 inch mark :-) anyone else noticed the movie was a mirrored image?

the second pic was a little harder to "prove" In the original image the bit between 5 and 6 inch was the clearest...so I took that. each block represents one inch. You'll notice that the last square doesn't match...this is because she's holding the ruler under an angle. And so it seems 10 inches apears to be 7.5 NBP ;-p
 
wannagrow4real said:
with some shots I created a screenshot and started to edit a little
first pic is where she claims it's eight inches...If my PS is right (and it usualy is), she gave him two extra inches...look just under the 6 inch mark :-) anyone else noticed the movie was a mirrored image?

the second pic was a little harder to "prove" In the original image the bit between 5 and 6 inch was the clearest...so I took that. each block represents one inch. You'll notice that the last square doesn't match...this is because she's holding the ruler under an angle. And so it seems 10 inches apears to be 7.5 NBP ;-p
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Im sorry, but this is the most inaccurate thing i have probably ever seen along with Brandis measuring. These programs are never correct and they are a stupid way to try and determine ones size. I remember when brianx of this site got questioned on his 8.2 nbp and 9 inch bp length and someone tried to pull this to prove he was smaller, than he got pics and proved his size to be exactly what he said.

No disrespect, but you've got pipe dreams if you think Preston is 5.75 and Ramon is only 7.5 inches. Ramon wasnt even close to being hard, and Preston was given an inch maximum because i measured my penis like that, i got 8.25 not fully erect, and i know when i measure my dick from the top with the ruler gently rested against my fatpad at the base without a press straight out, paralell to the floor, im 7.5 inches, and im about 9 bone pressed now. I got pics in my log, along with flaccid stretched pics bone pressed and non in my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] so i know what i am, and im not the size of Ramon.

Ramons half hard might be as big as my 100% raging hard, i will agree on that. Also, there is a pic around here with Preston measuring 7.5 inches. Look for it and see for yourself, that or, i will find it and post it in here.
 
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