My post workout hang!!

I don't normally do this, but... Apparently his routine is about 15 minutes a day on adobe photoshop. Come on, dude, try harder. It's very easy to see the cut and paste artifacts in this pic.

Note to 'shoppers: for more authentic fake penis pictures, make sure you blow your pic up extra big and use the smudge function to smooth out and elimate cut and paste edges. Indentations and sharp planes give a pic away easily, as well as areas of strange surface anatomy (i.e. indentations that are too deep to be normal, repeated moles, veins, odd coloration, etc.)

G-unit, please see my article on the truth about penis size.

For everyone else: the first thing we need to do to be successful at Penis Enlargement is rid ourselves of our skewed perception of small, average and large penis size. This misconception is horrible for our self-esteem, and leads to a lot of dishonesty and fraud. Don't let it rob your pride and your self-confidence. The average flaccid penis size is 3.5 inches. G-Unit here wants us to believe his is close to 8 inches, which is in the high 90 percentile statistically for ERECT Penis EnlargementNIS SIZE.

Once we learn what the real truth about dick size is, then we can come up with a realistic goal for ourselves and a good routine to get there. Photoshopping a rod might be frivolous fun, but it's not going to get you a bigger pecker.
 
I am going to be a little harsher for awhile about honesty, folks. We currently have a problem with a member who is purposely trying to disrupt the forum. This person is a sad individual who seems to have some major issues about his penis and with the owner of this forum. I'm not sure if this G-unit is another alias, but his M.O. is basically about fucking with everyone's heads about dick size.
 
Man if you think your dicks too small dont post a pic, dont post fake ones, What's the red bar behind the dick between the balls is the photoshopped too.
 
Ummm...lol. I'll take this as a compliment. I didnt think that i would be accused of photoshopping but I guess its kind of cool. Im not actually "that" huge. Its only a postworkout hang. My normal flaccid hang is around 5-6 inches, not 8. My nbpel is around 7.25 and bpel about 8.25 with very good measuring form. My girth is an even 5 inches". Ill post my old post workout hang to try to show that im not a photoshopper. I admit though, i did use photoshop to resize my picture to 800x600, lol, but it took me like 5 minutes to figure out how do to that.

Heres my previous pic:
 
dee3186 said:
Man if you think your dicks too small dont post a pic, dont post fake ones, What's the red bar behind the dick between the balls is the photoshopped too.
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The red bar is a red cable clamp around my balls to keep them lowered.
 
And an erect pic from months ago. This picture does not have good measuring form, but it is also of me with a not so hard erection. It does show a somewhat about what size i am when totally erect, with good measuring forum though, which is 8.25 bp.
 
I'm not sure what Kong is talking about; the meaning of all those red arrows wasn't explained at all. I see no evidence of tampering in the picture, but please Kong convince me and all the others of your correctness. Just don't admit you're wrong, that would show weakness!

Anyway, nice pics dude, gives me some more inspiration to bust past the 8" BPenis EnlargementL point.
 
Thanks, guys =D. Im not completely sure what my starting length was because of bad measuring technique. Im only sure that my EG was 4.75, and it is now 5.0 or a little more. I have been on and off of Penis Enlargement since Aug. 2004 (mostly off). I think that I have gained some length, but im not sure how much because of my previous bad measuring technique.
I am hoping for some new gains soon because i just recently restarted Penis Enlargement.

I think that i will gain a lot from stretching because I have a great grip now, and can feel everthing in the ligs. This is because i use latex gloves for a gripper, which gives me extreme grip and i can apply extreme pressure.
 
WOW, insane flaccid size...looks like mine:D
 
I tried using latex gloves for grip, they worked a little but my hands to big for them my hand is 9'' from palm to middle fingger the glove wouldnt strecth enough
 
dee3186 said:
I tried using latex gloves for grip, they worked a little but my hands to big for them my hand is 9'' from palm to middle fingger the glove wouldnt strecth enough
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If possible, try to find larger gloves because the stretch you feel when you do it correctly is awesome. Today, i also tried using those yellow kitchen/dishwashing type of gloves for a gripper, but they hurt my glans a little, so i turned it inside out, and voila, i got a great grip feeling like with the latex, without the pain because of the smoother glove surface thats on the inside.

Also, the problem may just be that you need to keep trying, because it can take me a little while to get the glans posistioned well in the glove. Hope this helps.

Later.
 
The red arrows were pointing at jpeg artifacts in the photo, jagged spots and overlap. I suppose these artifacts could be from resizing the picture. Regardless, your other photos were quite impressive and convincing. I am not one to argue when I've been shown wrong. I hope you take it as a compliment, G-Unit. You've been accused of photoshopping! That's when you know it's big!!! :D
 
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