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Too bad ya couldn't stay so long mister Kong. Be sure to send me a PM next week when you return.
I wonder if "mister Kong" is now hanging out at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] under a new screen name?
Priapologist said:
Who knows, I wish I would have been around to see the action as it first took place. From the posts I did read in the section seems like he was quite a drunk dillusional fat bastard (No Offence).
But who knows maybe FR is the cure for everything bad you could have and maybe you can gain 2 inches in a month. Maybe my cock is 12 inches long and 10 inches around. How would you ever know?
Duppi_KronKite said:
Fat bastard? Interesting choice of words, since Kong loves the Austin Powers movies.
Duppi_KronKite said:
lol We wouldn't... unless you took a picture. With a ruler
Priapologist said:lol We wouldn't... unless you took a picture. With a ruler
Why would I ever need a picture?
How I see it is very simple. I can tell anyone I have a massive beast and as long as I come up with awsome excercises that seem like the MIGHT work, people are going to believe my claims.
I may be new to these forums but I have been on many BodyBuilding forums to know how things work.
I don't have much to say, but nothing like a soap opera on an internet message board...
Someone should check out CheekyCherry or PPforums (whatever it was called) to see if Kongs going through the process again.
But yeah, i'd guess that's the last we see of the user name Kong...
Edit: Has that thing under Kongs name "gone to greener pastures" just been put there, or have i just noticed.
But yeah, i'd guess that's the last we see of the user name Kong...
Edit: Has that thing under Kongs name "gone to greener pastures" just been put there, or have i just noticed.
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Couldn't resist popping in for a sec tonight! 
All I gotta say is... "Wow, you guys are pathetic!"
I confessed, one night while in my cups, that I was trying to needle swank a little and ya'll act like I tried to shoot the Pope or something. I actually even apologized for it, which was pointedly NOT accepted [which clearly shows that I am not the only one around here who takes things a little too personal!] Just to set the record straight: I am not crazy. I only tried to needle one forum member a little. I post alot because I work in the back in my office selling online and get bored. Also, I type fast. I am not socially awkward or mentally challenged. Once, as a child, I put a bottle rocket in a frog's mouth and shot him off, but that's basically the most evil thing I ever did to another living creature.
And you guys accuse me of being a little drama queen...
I think you guys might actually miss me a bit, judging by the amount of BS going on in this thread. It's hilarious. I agree I should be de-modded, however. I'm just not going to be around much anymore.
As much as you guys might want to think otherwise, Kong is not dead.
Forum soap opera, indeed... Even at the very heights of my FR fanaticism, I never ever made half the fuss that you four have. What hypocrites!
Anyway, thanks for the laughs. See ya around!
All I gotta say is... "Wow, you guys are pathetic!"
I confessed, one night while in my cups, that I was trying to needle swank a little and ya'll act like I tried to shoot the Pope or something. I actually even apologized for it, which was pointedly NOT accepted [which clearly shows that I am not the only one around here who takes things a little too personal!] Just to set the record straight: I am not crazy. I only tried to needle one forum member a little. I post alot because I work in the back in my office selling online and get bored. Also, I type fast. I am not socially awkward or mentally challenged. Once, as a child, I put a bottle rocket in a frog's mouth and shot him off, but that's basically the most evil thing I ever did to another living creature.
And you guys accuse me of being a little drama queen...
I think you guys might actually miss me a bit, judging by the amount of BS going on in this thread. It's hilarious. I agree I should be de-modded, however. I'm just not going to be around much anymore.
As much as you guys might want to think otherwise, Kong is not dead.
Forum soap opera, indeed...
Even at the very heights of my FR fanaticism, I never ever made half the fuss that you four have. What hypocrites!Anyway, thanks for the laughs. See ya around!
You needling Swank has got so little to do with our entire beef. Your apology was rightfully shot to shit, and how does Swank accepting it or not have anything to do with how personal he's taking this board?
We never said you were causing fuss, we said you were peddling tripe that lead to fuss.
I really have to stop this, but i mean every sentence of every post you make can nearly always be shot to shit.
We never said you were causing fuss, we said you were peddling tripe that lead to fuss.
I really have to stop this, but i mean every sentence of every post you make can nearly always be shot to shit.
I think there is something deeply wrong with people who make it there mission to tear apart each of the words tat another member posts on an anonymous forum...
Shithead said:
Why do u want to stock Kong? are you in such a need to pick on someone as to chase him over the internet? if there is a lack of suitable people here to pick on then i suggest you move over to the other forum, where there are an abundance of people that with gladly indulge u in a lively debate.
Kong dont let these guys run you off, i enjoy your posts ( not that i agree with all of them) and the lively debates keep up the good work.
belowav said:
It was meant as a joke, i couldn't care less about searching for Kong on other forums, and i don't expect others to do it either.
What forum are you talking about that likes debates? What's wrong with debates anyway? Wait, you told me to bugger off to another forum if i wanna debate, then you said "i enjoy your posts and the lively debates". ?
please reread my post, i thought it was self explanitoryShithead said:It was meant as a joke, i couldn't care less about searching for Kong on other forums, and i don't expect others to do it either.
What forum are you talking about that likes debates? What's wrong with debates anyway? Wait, you told me to bugger off to another forum if i wanna debate, then you said "i enjoy your posts and the lively debates". ?
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I trashed this, see http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18655
Wow, always a fascinating new development or two when I haven't checked the forum in a bit. So I guess that a "loooooong time" is actually about 4 days. Can't say that really suprises me very much.
And this was trashed! Another thread, on the 'censorship free' forum gets tossed because a moderator just decides that they don't like it. Funny, once upon a time there were two threads on this forum where two seperate moderators declared their homosexual fantasies/curiosities (Red, SWM *cough*) that disappeared as well. I guess that whole "no threads get deleted ever" thing is more like a guidline than a rule, right? Bullshit, the first sign of bad management in the 'grown-up' world is that they can't follow their own rules. How could any mod ever bitch about any thread disappearing when they erase them with total impunity? This forum is losing any kind or credibility on that front in a hurry. It ceases to be an open forum at that point, and any high school civics student knows that censorship stifles the advancement and betterment of information, even if you (ghasp) sometimes don't like the content of the speech you come across. There's a lot more useless and embarassing content on this forum than threads like this, deleting them is obviously the acting out of something equating to personal taste, not concern for forum betterment.
If a thread that involves "drama" is undesirable, then why would Kong be allowed to return and start a thread titled "Bro-telligence or Just Hard to Swallow." I'm not a master of rhetorical suggestion, but the very title of that thread sounds like an invitation to argument to me. The fact that it contains content that amounts to nothing more than ideas that have been cycled through on this forum about a thousand times further suggests that it was just created to start conflict and collect attention, or as you all have labeled it, "drama." Kong actually said he enjoyed and missed the arguments on the board at one point when I said I was done with it, so it's no shock to me, but any of you mods or forum regulars that think otherwise are kidding yourselves.
This whole business about "Oh, well I type fast and I don't think about what I'm saying, so I'm not responsible for any shitty or infalmmitory posts that I make" comment that somebody has been spouting off about? Let me put it this way, if you drove too fast and ran over a cafe patio, do you think the judge would rule in your favor if you argued that "well, your honor, it's just that I always dirve fast and I don't usually think about what I'm doing or pay attention, that's all."? Hell no. Why not? Because you're an adult, and in the world of adults you're not supposed to make bullshit excuses like that. It's pretty standard for children, but I really can't think of anywhere else it would fly. The reason I point this out is fairly petty, I admit. I hate it when fully grown adults make childish, simpering explanations for their piss poor behavior. Guess it's a just a pet peeve.
On top of that I guess nobody cares that Kong went over to another forum and tried to establish himself as an FR/anti-circ guru there, with the oddly titled thread "Can I Come Play With You Guys?" in which he implored the members of Thundersplace to accept him and talked about how excited he was to become a regular there? Now, when I checked this out it was only my second visit there, but I did notice that they think that DLD and RedZulu are idiots and liars, but according to Kong Thundersplace is an awsome bunch of guys that he had been staking out for months and he really wanted to be part of their forum. But then Kong also said DLD was a 'gem,' and Red was a real friend, so you figure it out. Either guys that think DLD and Red are stupid assholes are awsome, or DLD and Red are good friends and wise and other guys at Thunder's aren't really really great and better than the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] crowd. Well, you can be assured that he was completely bullshitting in order to suck up at least once, but which statement is crap doesn't matter to me. Part of what I do for a living involves evaluating people for job positions and projects, and I know from experience that if they lie about one thing, in general they'll lie about anything. Bullshitters are a special breed, and they're easy to spot. Incidentally I never hire them. Well just from those two statements we know Kong is already bullshitting, so could he be fudging anything else? If I had it my way we'd never have to worry because his ass would have been outta here already.
Anyway, since this post was already trashed for no reason whatsoever, it will probably be there again soon. I just found it hilarious that the first time I looked at the forum after a brief stint of travel, that Kong was not only once again posting full force after his one-millionth "I'm leaving this place for a while, please continue my legacy of helping men" thread, but that several of the most stupid and alarmist threads I've seen had been started in the interem.
They might be pretty anal and whatever else you want to say over at that thunder's forum, but when Kong made his posts over there, they saw them for what they were and called him out on it real fast: threads devoid of real or helpful facts, as well as invitations for argument just for the sake of attention.
More than ever I see this forum isn't about FR or anything really Penis Enlargement related. Like Priapologist (who is about the only open-minded and well-informed regular poster on this section of the forum) reminds, why can't the forum actually be about foreskin restoration methods and each other's progress/success/questions? Oh yeah, it's more fun to garner attention and controvsersy. Drama indeed. If it's really not about attention and starting shit, just link a few of the anti-circ websites, say "hey, plenty of good information here if you think circumcision is wrong" and be done with it. But that's not quite as fun eh? Nope, better to start hundreds of nearly indentical threads and dogmatically repeat the same tired propaganda and keep refering to to it as some kind of public service. I find it more funny than harmful now, but seriously, does nobody else see the comedy of this behavior?
And your apology wasn't accepted because I didn't care that much in the first place. As I've always said, it's a fucking internet forum! All I wanted was the bizarre behavior of following all my posts with baiting or combative comments to stop, and it eventually did. I didn't see any need to make some big show of an internet hug to satisfy your need for all this whacko internet emotion and contrition. What were you apologizing for? Being a really strange and bored guy? Hey, you paid your own piper when you fessed up to your behavior. The fact that you came out and admitted that you waste your time obsessing over that kind of weird shit was plenty for me. I'd been saying it all along, so I admit it was gratifying that you actually owned up to it.
And this was trashed! Another thread, on the 'censorship free' forum gets tossed because a moderator just decides that they don't like it. Funny, once upon a time there were two threads on this forum where two seperate moderators declared their homosexual fantasies/curiosities (Red, SWM *cough*) that disappeared as well. I guess that whole "no threads get deleted ever" thing is more like a guidline than a rule, right? Bullshit, the first sign of bad management in the 'grown-up' world is that they can't follow their own rules. How could any mod ever bitch about any thread disappearing when they erase them with total impunity? This forum is losing any kind or credibility on that front in a hurry. It ceases to be an open forum at that point, and any high school civics student knows that censorship stifles the advancement and betterment of information, even if you (ghasp) sometimes don't like the content of the speech you come across. There's a lot more useless and embarassing content on this forum than threads like this, deleting them is obviously the acting out of something equating to personal taste, not concern for forum betterment.
If a thread that involves "drama" is undesirable, then why would Kong be allowed to return and start a thread titled "Bro-telligence or Just Hard to Swallow." I'm not a master of rhetorical suggestion, but the very title of that thread sounds like an invitation to argument to me. The fact that it contains content that amounts to nothing more than ideas that have been cycled through on this forum about a thousand times further suggests that it was just created to start conflict and collect attention, or as you all have labeled it, "drama." Kong actually said he enjoyed and missed the arguments on the board at one point when I said I was done with it, so it's no shock to me, but any of you mods or forum regulars that think otherwise are kidding yourselves.
This whole business about "Oh, well I type fast and I don't think about what I'm saying, so I'm not responsible for any shitty or infalmmitory posts that I make" comment that somebody has been spouting off about? Let me put it this way, if you drove too fast and ran over a cafe patio, do you think the judge would rule in your favor if you argued that "well, your honor, it's just that I always dirve fast and I don't usually think about what I'm doing or pay attention, that's all."? Hell no. Why not? Because you're an adult, and in the world of adults you're not supposed to make bullshit excuses like that. It's pretty standard for children, but I really can't think of anywhere else it would fly. The reason I point this out is fairly petty, I admit. I hate it when fully grown adults make childish, simpering explanations for their piss poor behavior. Guess it's a just a pet peeve.
On top of that I guess nobody cares that Kong went over to another forum and tried to establish himself as an FR/anti-circ guru there, with the oddly titled thread "Can I Come Play With You Guys?" in which he implored the members of Thundersplace to accept him and talked about how excited he was to become a regular there? Now, when I checked this out it was only my second visit there, but I did notice that they think that DLD and RedZulu are idiots and liars, but according to Kong Thundersplace is an awsome bunch of guys that he had been staking out for months and he really wanted to be part of their forum. But then Kong also said DLD was a 'gem,' and Red was a real friend, so you figure it out. Either guys that think DLD and Red are stupid assholes are awsome, or DLD and Red are good friends and wise and other guys at Thunder's aren't really really great and better than the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] crowd. Well, you can be assured that he was completely bullshitting in order to suck up at least once, but which statement is crap doesn't matter to me. Part of what I do for a living involves evaluating people for job positions and projects, and I know from experience that if they lie about one thing, in general they'll lie about anything. Bullshitters are a special breed, and they're easy to spot. Incidentally I never hire them. Well just from those two statements we know Kong is already bullshitting, so could he be fudging anything else? If I had it my way we'd never have to worry because his ass would have been outta here already.
Anyway, since this post was already trashed for no reason whatsoever, it will probably be there again soon. I just found it hilarious that the first time I looked at the forum after a brief stint of travel, that Kong was not only once again posting full force after his one-millionth "I'm leaving this place for a while, please continue my legacy of helping men" thread, but that several of the most stupid and alarmist threads I've seen had been started in the interem.
They might be pretty anal and whatever else you want to say over at that thunder's forum, but when Kong made his posts over there, they saw them for what they were and called him out on it real fast: threads devoid of real or helpful facts, as well as invitations for argument just for the sake of attention.
More than ever I see this forum isn't about FR or anything really Penis Enlargement related. Like Priapologist (who is about the only open-minded and well-informed regular poster on this section of the forum) reminds, why can't the forum actually be about foreskin restoration methods and each other's progress/success/questions? Oh yeah, it's more fun to garner attention and controvsersy. Drama indeed. If it's really not about attention and starting shit, just link a few of the anti-circ websites, say "hey, plenty of good information here if you think circumcision is wrong" and be done with it. But that's not quite as fun eh? Nope, better to start hundreds of nearly indentical threads and dogmatically repeat the same tired propaganda and keep refering to to it as some kind of public service. I find it more funny than harmful now, but seriously, does nobody else see the comedy of this behavior?
And your apology wasn't accepted because I didn't care that much in the first place. As I've always said, it's a fucking internet forum! All I wanted was the bizarre behavior of following all my posts with baiting or combative comments to stop, and it eventually did. I didn't see any need to make some big show of an internet hug to satisfy your need for all this whacko internet emotion and contrition. What were you apologizing for? Being a really strange and bored guy? Hey, you paid your own piper when you fessed up to your behavior. The fact that you came out and admitted that you waste your time obsessing over that kind of weird shit was plenty for me. I'd been saying it all along, so I admit it was gratifying that you actually owned up to it.
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Swank >"And your apology wasn't accepted because I didn't care that much in the first place. As I've always said, it's a fucking internet forum! All I wanted was the bizarre behavior of following all my posts with baiting or combative comments to stop, and it eventually did. I didn't see any need to make some big show of an internet hug to satisfy your need for all this whacko internet emotion and contrition. What were you apologizing for? Being a really strange and bored guy? Hey, you paid your own piper when you fessed up to your behavior. The fact that you came out and admitted that you waste your time obsessing over that kind of weird shit was plenty for me. I'd been saying it all along, so I admit it was gratifying that you actually owned up to it."
For a guy that doesn't care about any of this because "it's just an internet forum" sure seems to get upset and involved, that was a very big post for someone that doesn't care, are you sure your the one thats not full of bullshit?
For a guy that doesn't care about any of this because "it's just an internet forum" sure seems to get upset and involved, that was a very big post for someone that doesn't care, are you sure your the one thats not full of bullshit?
Get over yourself, swank.
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is a very lax and open forum. Yes, sometimes threads get trashed. Big weehooop. No one ever designated you the leader of the ethics and censorship committee here. In fact, no one even asked you to join the forum. If you hate it so much, move elsewhere. Lord knows we've been asking you to do just that for a long time here in the FR forum. But you never seem to do that, do you? Even when we try to settle things down and be good, you come back yammering and carping.
You say you don't care, but that obviously is not true. You say I am a liar, when I come right out and admit all my foibles and flaws. I know I would respect and trust someone who admits their mistakes and flaws more than I would someone who cannot. We're all only human, tho some of us would rather think they're perfect, I guess. You are now not only personally attacking me but other moderators as well (red, swm). Why? What did those two ever do to you? Or maybe you just don't like them because they don't fall for your manipulative BS and "I'm better than you" routine. I am still posting at Thunders as well as [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. Thunders does not attack [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] quite as much as you think. In fact, I haven't really come across any threads doing such a thing, although I admit that I didn't start digging through all the old threads, looking for any dirt. Although there is alot more rules and discipline there, they pretty much just do what we do... bullshit around.
As for your position hiring and firing people. I'm sure it gives you a big bone to sit behind your desk and act all uppity. I, however, am a non-conformist. I own my own business because I got tired of kissing asses. You couldn't hire or fire someone like me because I am your worst nightmare. I'm the shaggy, unshaved smartass who thumbs his nose at guys like you. I make shitloads of money and never have to brown-nose anyone. Yes, I'm weird. I love being weird. I'm the monkey wrench in the machine, not one of the cogs. Maybe that's why you go out of your way to harass me. "Oh no! One of the automatons is trying to break free and think for himself! Get him!"
From now on I am just going to ignore your attempts to censor me. I don't care what you think. You're a control freak who can't even accept a guy's apology and... well, you're not even very honest with yourself, to say you don't care when you do care. You have some real issues. I feel sorry for you a little.
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is a very lax and open forum. Yes, sometimes threads get trashed. Big weehooop. No one ever designated you the leader of the ethics and censorship committee here. In fact, no one even asked you to join the forum. If you hate it so much, move elsewhere. Lord knows we've been asking you to do just that for a long time here in the FR forum. But you never seem to do that, do you? Even when we try to settle things down and be good, you come back yammering and carping.
You say you don't care, but that obviously is not true. You say I am a liar, when I come right out and admit all my foibles and flaws. I know I would respect and trust someone who admits their mistakes and flaws more than I would someone who cannot. We're all only human, tho some of us would rather think they're perfect, I guess. You are now not only personally attacking me but other moderators as well (red, swm). Why? What did those two ever do to you? Or maybe you just don't like them because they don't fall for your manipulative BS and "I'm better than you" routine. I am still posting at Thunders as well as [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. Thunders does not attack [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] quite as much as you think. In fact, I haven't really come across any threads doing such a thing, although I admit that I didn't start digging through all the old threads, looking for any dirt. Although there is alot more rules and discipline there, they pretty much just do what we do... bullshit around.
As for your position hiring and firing people. I'm sure it gives you a big bone to sit behind your desk and act all uppity. I, however, am a non-conformist. I own my own business because I got tired of kissing asses. You couldn't hire or fire someone like me because I am your worst nightmare. I'm the shaggy, unshaved smartass who thumbs his nose at guys like you. I make shitloads of money and never have to brown-nose anyone. Yes, I'm weird. I love being weird. I'm the monkey wrench in the machine, not one of the cogs. Maybe that's why you go out of your way to harass me. "Oh no! One of the automatons is trying to break free and think for himself! Get him!"
From now on I am just going to ignore your attempts to censor me. I don't care what you think. You're a control freak who can't even accept a guy's apology and... well, you're not even very honest with yourself, to say you don't care when you do care. You have some real issues. I feel sorry for you a little.
kong1971 said:
LOL!!! Kong, you crack me up! rofl
Peace, Love, Dope!
Pri
btw, it's actually a Moncky wrench, created by Charles Moncky in the 1850s.
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