hey DLD, i knwo you're a busy man. you're probably tying knots out of your penis riiight about now. Succeeded in molding it into a pretzel yet? ;). i got a question... what exercises gave you the best results in flaccid gains (flaccid length and girth)?? and also like in the shortest time. im gunning for 2 and a half inches in length in flaccid by end of june if thats possible. thanks pretzel man ;)) just kiddin. but you probably can play limbo with your own penis.amazing.lol
 
Originally posted by bigtyivier
hey DLD, i knwo you're a busy man. you're probably tying knots out of your penis riiight about now. Succeeded in molding it into a pretzel yet? ;). i got a question... what exercises gave you the best results in flaccid gains (flaccid length and girth)?? and also like in the shortest time. im gunning for 2 and a half inches in length in flaccid by end of june if thats possible. thanks pretzel man ;)) just kiddin. but you probably can play limbo with your own penis.amazing.lol

bigtyivier, sorry I missed this pretzelpost:D

I made my best flaccid length gains doing LAZY ASS STRETCHES. When I have the privacy I do them the entire day. My flaccid hang is at 9" now and I attribute most of this to LA Stretches. As far as flaccid girth is concerned The Ring of Power is a very nice addition to post girth workout. It will keep you pumped much longer. What I do is about 45-60 Minutes of GIRTH BUSTERS then I put on the ring and it keeps me pumped anywhere from 1/2"-1" for hours after.
 
As far as LA stretches go, how long do you do these and how often do you rest? I might be doing something wrong, but when I do it I lose circulation and actually shrink.
 
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
bigtyivier, sorry I missed this pretzelpost:D

I made my best flaccid length gains doing LAZY ASS STRETCHES. When I have the privacy I do them the entire day. My flaccid hang is at 9" now and I attribute most of this to LA Stretches. As far as flaccid girth is concerned The Ring of Power is a very nice addition to post girth workout. It will keep you pumped much longer. What I do is about 45-60 Minutes of GIRTH BUSTERS then I put on the ring and it keeps me pumped anywhere from 1/2"-1" for hours after.


Well I never knew this!!! Great to hear. Ring of Power Rulz!
 
thanks for replying DLD, bro so u just sat on it allday?? and watched reruns of showgirls:P that's kinda hard man, sittin on ya dick in one spot allday. lol. what was your starting flaccid??and how long did it take to reach 9?? if you do another month of lazy azz you'' be playing mini-golf using your dick.rofl
 
Originally posted by bigtyivier
thanks for replying DLD, bro so u just sat on it allday?? and watched reruns of showgirls:P that's kinda hard man, sittin on ya dick in one spot allday. lol. what was your starting flaccid??and how long did it take to reach 9?? if you do another month of lazy azz you'' be playing mini-golf using your dick.rofl

I switch the position every 15-20 minutes. I will stretch it to the left and sit on it for 15-20 minutes, release the stretch, massage back good circulation, set up another stretch to the right, and so on. I have been doing these for over 2 years so it's hard to say how long. My pre-pe flaccid size was anywhere from 3-5" depending on circulation, temperature and so on.
 
Originally posted by bigtyivier
hey DLD, i knwo you're a busy man. you're probably tying knots out of your penis riiight about now. Succeeded in molding it into a pretzel yet? ;). i got a question... what exercises gave you the best results in flaccid gains (flaccid length and girth)?? and also like in the shortest time. im gunning for 2 and a half inches in length in flaccid by end of june if thats possible. thanks pretzel man ;)) just kiddin. but you probably can play limbo with your own penis.amazing.lol

I thought it was his philly chesse steak sandwitches?



rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
 
hey DLD dude, if you don't mind can you post a pic of your flaccid?? simply for inspiration. My goal is also a between 6-9 inch flaccid. To me it would signify a sense of being proud and a sense of acomplisHydromaxent. So if you wouldn't mind posting a pic of your flaccid , it would be real cool dude.


also: i meant the GOLF game but i made a typo and it sounded like gold game. =))
 
While Lazy azz Stretches were the kind that got him to 8-9 inches flacid I would believe its also safe to say that an [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] would contribute to flacid Gains as well. ( Hurry up and get here Ventless [words=http://TLCTugger.com/MOS]Tugger[/words]!!)
 
lol, i can picture it now..... DLD'S [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words] is overturned into DLD'S Matters of Comedy club
 
sunday monday happy days
tuesday wednesday happy days
thursday friday happy days
saturday, what a day, singin along with you

a cat and a rooster were walking across a bridge
the cat slipped and fell into the river and the rooster started laughing
moral of the story: wherever theres a wet pussy there's a happy cock
 
Originally posted by bigtyivier
DLD-meyster ill take that as a no. >:( ?:( :fight:

I'll get around to it as soon as possible I promise.
 
I am going to really start doing LAZY ASS STRETCHES as much as possible. I think it is important for me because it seems when I don't do them I lose some flaccid length. The constant [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] style effect keeps me much longer.
 
damn daddy aren't you satisfied with a 9 inch flaccid? even if it shrinks you should be satisfied with a 8.9 inch flaccid rofl i can picture you after 3 months mroe of lazy azzes looking like those indian tribal members with their dicks tied in knots. youll have to wear pants to the beach this summer :blahblah:
 
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