Ah, no worries. Not that i thought i knew you, but i thought i knew of you (i remember listening to a radio show a good few years ago and someone known as BakerBoy or the Mad BakerBoy, as it was, used to phone in every night whilst he worked the night in the bakery).
 
It's good to see loads of guys from the UK joining. It's strange to think that the program that was on last night will most probably change a lot of people lives.
 
I've been a member of another forum for about 5 months and started basic Penis Enlargement back then (mainly jelqs and not much else). I imagine a lot of people will have had no idea about jelqing and natural Penis Enlargement and will fancy giving it a go now.

Key thing to remember, above all else, it takes time and dedication. "If you wanna be the the best, and you wanna beat the rest. Dedication's what you need - Record Breakers!!!". Joking aside, the best piece of advice i recieved was to be sceptical. That is, don't have any expectations as everyone is different and so there is no way of knowing how each person will fair. But, you do need to be regular with your exercise and remain dedicated.
 
okay I got it recorded and will get it converted to something thats manageble in size. Either I will upload it onto [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] server or I can use BT......
 
DLD I saw you on Channel 4 last night, you are looking lean and in good shape!!!

When was that filmed and how much did you weigh when it was filmed?
 
I thought it was quite a good show, channel 4 has a good record of putting up ground breaking and controversial documentaries. I thought i heard somewhere that this was part of a series but i may be wrong? It presented Penis Enlargement in a non descriminatory light and i think it made it look alot less of a taboo and less embaressing and brought it out into the open. Infact a number of my friends were talking about it saying they were interested (they dont know i do it though). In answer to a previous question big brother is a reality tv show where a number of people are put into a house and not allowed to exit being filmed all the time and having to do challanges and getting evicted.
 
dogsdoodahs said:
DLD I saw you on Channel 4 last night, you are looking lean and in good shape!!!

When was that filmed and how much did you weigh when it was filmed?

When the show was filmed I was 6 months into the ALPHA+BLADE test trials. I started at 260lbs., my non-bone pressed measurement was shit, I looked 60 years old and my life was a mess. In 6 months time I lost 140 lbs., gained 20 back (muscle) At the show I weighed 145lbs.:), my non bone pressed, flaccid, looked at long as I remember my erect one looking only 6 months earlier. ALPHA+BLADE is to the body and mind what [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words] is to the dick. We are gonna need allot of guys and girls to join ALPHA+BLADE so we can teach the world about the new techniques that will change exercise science forever.
 
jubei said:
has someone encoded this yet? i wanna watch it, but im an aussie lol

If you can do some plumbing I will act it out in person:)
 
mate, id love to fly over and meet u, i can plumb a bit, renovated my bathroom recently lol. like i said tho, unfortunately im an aussie living down under so no dice.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
okay I got it recorded and will get it converted to something thats manageble in size. Either I will upload it onto [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] server or I can use BT......

Nice one Red. Thanks for that. Speak to Jaz, he posted earlier that it could be hosted here.
 
is the torrent up yet? Id be more than happy to seed it on bt after ive dl it.

cheers guys.

btw. dld are u back with jen yet? I read that shes comming back valentines day, but wasnt sure if she came back a little earlier.......
 
jubei said:
mate, id love to fly over and meet u, i can plumb a bit, renovated my bathroom recently lol. like i said tho, unfortunately im an aussie living down under so no dice.

I love visitors:) Maybe someday


jubei said:
btw. dld are u back with jen yet? I read that shes comming back valentines day, but wasnt sure if she came back a little earlier.......

I wish:( She is gonna make me sweat it out but if she was here, oh my God would I be loving her:)
 
REDZULU2003 said:
okay I got it recorded and will get it converted to something thats manageble in size. Either I will upload it onto [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] server or I can use BT......



I just PMed you the FTP info to upload the Show to.

Thanks
 
I'm currently as we speak uploading it, but be VERY patient as it'll take at least 12 hours from now to get onto the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] servers as FTP transfer is much slower than others.

Total file size is under 500MB, got it from 2GB and a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] format to a Xvid format which plays as a avi file in most players.

Sorry for hijacking slightly but I guess this is something I must add.

Goodthings come to those who wait!
 
REDZULU2003 said:
I'm currently as we speak uploading it, but be VERY patient as it'll take at least 12 hours from now to get onto the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] servers as FTP transfer is much slower than others.

Total file size is under 500MB, got it from 2GB and a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] format to a Xvid format which plays as a avi file in most players.

Sorry for hijacking slightly but I guess this is something I must add.

Goodthings come to those who wait!

Red, the File Stopped Uploading at 15 megs.
 
LIGHTNING said:
Red, the File Stopped Uploading at 15 megs.
It is unlikely that the file server will not allow a file that large. Red, why don't you cut the film in 7 parts. That way the php.ini settings (typically set to only allow 8mg max by server) will not be an issue. Or, the weBathmateaster can change file manager/ect/php.ini--> max upload setting and file execution timeout setting.
 
Its all okay guys, I know what I'm doing your in good hands here :)
PATIENCE PATIENCE....good things to those who...you know rofl
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Its all okay guys, I know what I'm doing your in good hands here :)
PATIENCE PATIENCE....good things to those who...you know rofl

I can't wait to see:)
 
Great TV appearence DLD, spreading the gooood gospel! Ive not been back here for a while and ive let my Penis Enlargement slip slightly as Ive had other things going on but the 'Perfect Penis' programme and seeing you on it gave me the kick I needed.

Did anyone in the UK catch the second of the programmes last night? About John 'Wayne' Bobbit? How big is his cock as I heard he had it enlarged when it got sewn back on.

Also the last in the series tonight looks good. Heres the bumf they wrote about it...

The World's Biggest Penis

No doubt about it, society celebrates the big penis. Seen as a sign of adequacy, virility and manliness, those lucky enough to be well endowed are heralded by both sexes and all sexualities. As women have always maintained, and men have always thought, size matters, but not in the way that most of us imagine. Sometimes having a Big Johnson is a bigger problem than you'd guess. Meet the men, including the man claiming to have the World's biggest penis, who reveal there is a bittersweet side to nature's gift, and who lift the veil on a taboo subject and to show the reality of what it's like to have what all men dream of.

Oh and and by the way you were looking trim since I last saw a pic of you! Excellent work mate. Onwards and upwards.
 
I watched my recorded copy last night. Was a bit disappointed tbh (not about you, DLD :D ). There was a general attitude of cynicism in the program, and it concentrated more than anything on the young guy having surgery - 4000 bucks for 3/8 inch gain FFS! :s The British journalist they had on as an "expert" was obviously dying to have a go at Penis Enlargement having been called "maggot man" at school, but tried to play cool and suggest Penis Enlargement was silly and weird. Manual Penis Enlargement methods got an unfair hearing, IMHO. Still - [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] got a mention, so no doubt lots more UK Penis Enlargement hopefuls will appear out of the woodwork! :)
 
hi all newbie here......

i found the torrent on this site http://www.uknova.com/
...you might have to register and also they wont allow you to use bitcomet,and there maybe a waiting time ....but hopefully this wont effect everybody.....just type in 'penis' in the top right corner ....
 
johnc83 said:
hi all newbie here......

i found the torrent on this site http://www.uknova.com/
...you might have to register and also they wont allow you to use bitcomet,and there maybe a waiting time ....but hopefully this wont effect everybody.....just type in 'penis' in the top right corner ....

Thanks man i missed this last night Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis and its dead now no seed <:(
 
'the perfect penis' im currently getting a download rate of 213kbs also up on the site is another programme shown a while back called my penis and i
 
ed2k links:
<a href="ed2k://|file|Perfect Penis.avi|567649268|f38b0d9f708f8664a6cafb92be70c8fe|">Perfect Penis.avi</a>

Paste in Donkey:
http://%3Ca%20href=%22ed2k//|file|The%20Perfect%20Penis%20TVRip.avi|431212752|a437ba5398a8637c901e4526aeb79c09|">The%20Perfect%20Penis%20TVRip.avi
 
johnc83 said:
hi all newbie here......

i found the torrent on this site http://www.uknova.com/
...you might have to register and also they wont allow you to use bitcomet,and there maybe a waiting time ....but hopefully this wont effect everybody.....just type in 'penis' in the top right corner ....
Code:
Sorry
This site is not open for public use.

:(
 
johnc83 said:
hi all newbie here......

i found the torrent on this site http://www.uknova.com/
...you might have to register and also they wont allow you to use bitcomet,and there maybe a waiting time ....but hopefully this wont effect everybody.....just type in 'penis' in the top right corner ....

I'm bumping this guy's response up.

You don't need to wait,you can browse the torrents after you've succesfully registered.

I'm downloading "The Perfect Penis" at the moment,the download speed's extremely fast,I will have it in 30 mins.
 
once registered you need to right click the hash file save target to desktop then open the hash file in your client....its only if you dont share and have a crap ratio thats when they make you wait to download
 
Thanks guys for waiting for me to finish the upload :cool:

People who have text me moaning about why didnt I do it via BT, well the boss wanted it done via FTP onto the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] server than you guys could get it from another server as FAST speed but it hasnt gone to plan as computer connections have crashed and files not completed what they were supposed to.

I got the file encoded from [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] to avi Penis EnlargementRFECT but getting it onto [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]mos[/words] FTP server is full of errors so I guess download via BT where and when you find it.
 
Well hopefully I can still get my copy uploaded to LIGHTNING soon.
My Upload speed is slow and my connections have broke a few times during the night so its not all gone to plan.
 
johnc83 said:

this is not the same show..?
I downloaded it and its about a guy with a really small dick.. don't think its the same..

where can I get "the perfect penis"?
that uk torrent site doesn't allow new members it seem... any other torrentsites where I can get it? I've searched on torrentbytes and piratebay.. nothing...
 
I got the Show, real good quality too. I am converting it now for the web.

The Guy showing his penis in the beginning is DLD showing his stretch mark.

Just so you know.

Great Fucking Show too, They need to show this type of shit in the US.
 
Here is the Video of The Perfect Penis.
I down compressed the video allot so it would only be 70 Megs.
So it lost a fair amount quality.
But Here it is as a Windows Media Player File.

The Perfect Penis

Enjoy!
 
Light hearted persons, beaware :|

DLD's aprearence was great though :cool:

This documentary was awesome, I've learned so much with it :O
 
Never have been to your site before but I saw this show on the inter net I have to say DLD seems a little weird and mean but hey he INVENTED jelking and Penis Enlargement and I am very greatful.

Peace
 
he seemed a very possitive driven person to me....im quite the obsessive myself and would love to know how he managed to shed so much weight and look so healthy.........and does he drink beer (this seems to be my biggest problem with weightloss)
 
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