kong1971 said:
Oh god. That is so old. You must have searched through tons of threads to find that, showing just how pathetic you really are. You are not even a strong fourth party to the little half-real/half-funny forum shit-throwing-contests me and AC get into, and only a faint third-party in the full-out hatefest that swank and I get into. That thread was made by me when I was just a Penis Enlargement newb and didn't know what the hell I was talking about, and have since exposed my personal self. I even kept the corrections to my stats in my sig for a while. Hey, next time you want to try to "get" someone on this forum, try to find something that is truly shameful, or just make some shit up. That's a lot more fun!!! Til then, you're just going to be a forum second-stringer... one of the Troll Butt Buddies...

Bro-Telligence ^^^^^^^^





god dam this new word makes it easier.
 
Maybe I should explain the term ac came up with in simpler terms. Bro-telligence is when someone makes some shit up and tries to convince you its true, using a sense of friendship or trust to sway your belief instead of fact. An example of this would be if you said, "Hey, bro, did you know drinking coke makes your dick bigger...?"

My response to skepdick's sad attempt to shame me was closer to a "straw-man" argument, in nature, although I was being honest in that I have since then corrected my stats and started measuring correctly.

I am amused that you and skepdick always jump in when there's a dispute between myself and ac or swank, and I stand by my opinion that you guys are the little troll butt buddies around here. You guys must be miserable...
 
kong1971 said:
"Hey, guys, look! I learned a new word! Now I be using it out of context!"

Fine, i'll spell it out for you.


Summary of what Skepdick said:

1. You (kong) brag a lot
2. 86% of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] don't think your the size you claim.
3. I (Skepdick) think your full of shit.

Summary of what Kong said:

1. You (Skepdick) are pathetic.
2. The conversations you put to me are pathetic.
3. I (Kong) don't know what i was talking about in that post. (sidenote: you were trying to figure out who beleived you penis size kong, it's really very simple, 86% don't believe you.)
4. I have exposed my personal self. (sidenote: what are you talking about kong!??!, what exposure?!!?)
5. Once again, your post is pathetic
6. Until you improve your posts, you'll remain pathetic.
7. You have anal sex with the 'Trolls' of this site.


So there you go, your post Kong went completly of topic, ignored the points made by Skepdick, and was full of insults.
 
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kong1971 said:
Sigh... that's "straw man" not "bro-telligence".

Straw man is about distracting from the main point of the argument.

ah, ok then, good.

so now we all understand the point im tryin to get across
 
My final address to this thread (it's getting tedious):

For one thing, skepdick's post wasn't a debate. The thread is there and the facts are there, so there was no inherent debatable point. It was mainly just skepdick jumping into an argument that didn't involve him on the behalf of his fellow trollers, trying to shame me because I always call you trollers out on your negative behavior here instead of letting it slide like every other moderator does. How can I argue the point that I was somewhat deluded when I first joined up here? Everyone is a newb at some point. I was just a newb that put myself out there. Was I lying? No. I was measuring from the side and I was fatter. I have many many times admitted that I used to measure wrong and have since mended my ways. I admitted it in the coming clean thread, as well as many others when the subject came up.

You accuse me of bragging alot, but I am actually just a very positive person. I try to look on the brighter side of things. I do not think everyone is a liar. I try to look at life from a very positive perspective. I guess, to you and trolls like you, when I say something positive, it might sound like bragging, but that is not the intent.

I take part in these endless fights with you guys on the forum because I love [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] and I am very grateful for the things Penis Enlargement has done for me. I hate to see trolls like you and swank and skepdick and ac try to bring things down all the time. Part of what makes Penis Enlargement effective is staying positive and motivated, but that is hard to do when you guys try to give the impression that everyone is lying about their gains and bullshitting about their dick size, so I keep on, encouraging the newbs while trying to combat the bullshit negativity of the troll quartet, trying to be positive and fun while you guys are trying to drag everyone down with your shitty "coming clean" threads and looking down your egotistical noses.

AncientChina is a smart-ass kid who has never posted proof of his size, yet has on several occasions claimed a "naturally huge" 8 inch cock. Although I think AC is fucking hilarious, he is a troll here because he, by his own admission, does not do or need Penis Enlargement, and often makes disparaging comments on other members who do not subscribe to his narrow-minded view of the world. When AC makes homophobic remarks, he's attacking a statistical 20% of the forum. When he says we're lying about our dick size, he's really just saying that he's EVEN MORE BIG than the rest of us. Even when he's being clever and funny, it's really just at the expense of the members here, at whose nose he is thumbing. The ITAS thread was just a joke on the gullibility of some of the members here. The bro-telligence thread is the same thing. AC thinks we're all stupid and gullible and that Penis Enlargement is a joke-- but he's clever and funny and you guys don't see him laughing at you most of the time.

Swank is an egotistical bore. Like AC, he claims a naturally huge cock and boasts how he doesn't really even do or need Penis Enlargement. Like AC, he claims that we are all lying about our dick size so that he can think he is even that much bigger than the rest of us. Unlike AC, swank posted a dick pic, but who "resized and helped post" the pic? AC. In fact, Swank and AC are so similar in their attitudes I almost think they are the same person, just posting under two different names. Swank is incredibly condescending toward others, and his posts are aften openly insulting. I have seen him call other members crazy, stupid, dumb, ignorant, etc literally hundreds of times and do not understand why he is not banned for it. I think he gets away with it because he is well-written, but a flaming troll is still a flaming troll, no matter how intelligently he writes.

You, shithead, are just a bitter little man. You have gotten banned here more than once, I believe. Your attitude has improved as Penis Enlargement has worked its success for you. You've gotten nicer the bigger your dick has become, but you still revert to your hatefulness every now and then. I'm sure you will get tired of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], as you have in the past, and give us all another big "fuck you I'm outta here" post like you did a few months ago when you got tired of doing the routines and figured you were big enough, but you'll be back, I'm sure, when you start feeling insecure again and want DLD to help you get another inch. I don't see why he doesn't get tired of you stabbing him in the back all the time, and he has stuck up for you more than once in the moderator forum when other mods were wanting to ban you for your rudeness...but that's DLD for you.

Skepdick is also a bitter hater, and almost never posts anything positive. I've never even heard him talk about doing Penis Enlargement, although he claims he tried FR once, but mainly he just pops up to attack someone, usually me.

I'm taking a break for a little while. Not from [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. This isn't a frustrated I'm quitting post, but I'm taking a break from trying to keep you guys from bringing the forum down. Be as negative as you want unless some other moderator tries to keep you in line. I'll be helping the newbs and just post some FR stuff for awhile and I'm putting all four of you on my ignore list cause I'm just so very fucking tired of your negativity.
 
kong1971 said:
It's easy to talk about how big your penis is and how small everyone else's penis is and how we all lie about the size of our penises when no one has ever seen your penis. My post count is 62% larger than yours, and judging by your flaming posts toward me of late, I would venture a guess that my penis is similarly 62% larger than yours.

That was the funniest thing I have ever read. Brilliant. ROTFLMAO Too funny
 
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Hesitating to post to this thread .... ;)
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"On the contrary, I think he brings up a good point, which is that we say "average" like it is a bad thing, when in fact any woman is going to be perfectly satisfied with it."
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Not an attack, just an analogy....

Most women are going to be 'perfectly satisfied' with a Honda Civic, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't drive an Infinity if you gave them one.

I think there were some assumptions earlier in the thread that a long penis -has- to be low on girth. It seems more common to have some manner of balance in gains for both length and girth ... (a ratiometric progression? ) ... unless one is specifically chasing one type of gain and not the other.

That is to say, an 8.5x6 may -look- thinner than a 7x6, .... but it aint.

The thing about tons of length is that you don't have to use the whole thing all the time.

You can use some, most, all momentarily just to make it hurt a little, ... grab a handful of what's not being used and shake the amount that's in up and down a bit (I have to recommend that - but do it easy at first to judge reaction/tolerance) and perhaps most interestingly about extra length is you can get at it from further away. This lets you have more interesting options in position without popping out all the time.

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This has definitely made the Top 10 Retawded Threads on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] ;)
 
niiiiceee...me and you would have a good time because I do Brazilian jiu jitsu. I wouldn't do stand up with you too long thats for sure rofl

BTW there having another Ultimate Fighter series comming out soon yippie!
 
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