the picture is self explanatory.

as an update to the pic, the night after, which was last night... we had sex... and she cried... :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:


just a reminder to take what ur gf says about her xbf with a grain of salt. I could probably have told her my dick is 12 inches and she would have believed it.


P.S. enjoy the very last line of the conversation
 
Hey Vaseline, GREAT POST! ;)

This is really good for people who are not so knowledgeable about the misjudgements on penis size that are so rampant in the social world. The girl honestly believed you were 10 inches long! Wow! I guess all those "black guys with 8 inchers" really had 6 inches huh! Honestly, I'm really glad you brought this up. Seems that many guys get hung up on this issue, girls "estimating" sizes and such. This just is further proof of how much women can skew a measurement. Shit she probably thought you were as thick as a coke can too! Did you bottom out on that nice ass?
 
Yeah nice one, you upfront like that to all your girls, I pull and squeezed everyday, she looks nice tho:D we like them big and round lol

She looks Butt tastic lol
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] superbreed :D
 
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Feminine logic, (for the most part):
"Well...it must be true...'cuz he told me so...and I believed it!"
Yeah, honey, riiiiight.

P.S. Damn good lookin' piece o' crotch art ya got there, congrats.
 
10inchadvantage said:
Hey Vaseline, GREAT POST! ;)

This is really good for people who are not so knowledgeable about the misjudgements on penis size that are so rampant in the social world. The girl honestly believed you were 10 inches long! Wow! I guess all those "black guys with 8 inchers" really had 6 inches huh! Honestly, I'm really glad you brought this up. Seems that many guys get hung up on this issue, girls "estimating" sizes and such. This just is further proof of how much women can skew a measurement. Shit she probably thought you were as thick as a coke can too! Did you bottom out on that nice ass?

thanks 10,
I know. That's mainly why I started Penis Enlargement'ing. It should have dawned on me though. MOST Women have never been in any 'accurate' trade, so 99% of them dont even know how big an inch is, let alone 8.

I think we should advertise more about the whole 'size fallacy'. because size DOES matter, there's no question about that. But topics such as :

how big is actually big,
how big a certain race is,
how intelligent women are, :P


and hence forth help people set reasonable Penis Enlargement goals to be happy with.
 
Pandora said:
Yeah nice one, you upfront like that to all your girls, I pull and squeezed everyday, she looks nice tho:D we like them big and round lol

She looks Butt tastic lol
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] superbreed :D

ya she has a NICE round ass. but the rest of her isn't as 'curvy' as we like ;)
 
MissionPossible said:
hahah thats gold but i dont blame the girl i would have guessed over 8 also.. it does look huge . how did u go from 4.5 to 6 + in girth. clamping?

you can find the history of my gains somewhere in my IPR thread. search it. but ya MILD constrictors did give me some gains, but most of my girth gains are from manuals.
 
MAXAMEYES said:
Feminine logic, (for the most part):
"Well...it must be true...'cuz he told me so...and I believed it!"
Yeah, honey, riiiiight.

P.S. Damn good lookin' piece o' crotch art ya got there, congrats.

hahahaha
exactly!
'like why would he lie to me about his penis?'


another GOLD line she told me

'one of my xbfs, he's from barbados, and rhianna asked him out, and he rejected her'.

im like PFFFFFFT LOL right!... and she's like "why would he lie?"

hahaha
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
ya she has a NICE round ass. but the rest of her isn't as 'curvy' as we like ;)

Dude get her to sit on the web cam next time hahahahhahaha lol that butt is huge :P spank spank, I bet all you could hear was :clap:
 
it is always a good feeling when a girl gives you credit...even if they are so far off it's not funny...it gives you an ego boost...i hope you banged her out with the strength of the hulk rofl
 
Funny as fuck VK :)

Crazy girth and Glans!

I use yahoo chat and webcam a lot and the woman always ask me how big my dick is, they are used to guys saying 8, 9 or 10 so when I say 6 they think it is bigger.

Was that on MSN?
How did you record her webcam? I wanna record some stuff too.
 
I say [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] or horse 440.
 
stormy said:
Vaseline_Knight, I'm reading your stats and it stats 6 1/8"; 13.5 cm dry girth.

Does dry girth mean your rested girth(24-48 hours no Penis Enlargement)? Has your girth increased since your December/2006 measurements?

Seems more like a "bone pressed" of girth. Mine is about .3 inches thinner than the "regular"(with skin) girth.
 
stormy said:
Vaseline_Knight, I'm reading your stats and it stats 6 1/8"; 13.5 cm dry girth.

Does dry girth mean your rested girth(24-48 hours no Penis Enlargement)? Has your girth increased since your December/2006 measurements?

its basically the girth i get when i get an erection right off the bat. The CS isn't engorged, and the tissue isn't 'warmed' up yet.

I find any other girth measurement is, at best, dishonest, and the only one I'd be fooling is myself. And since I'm fully planning on reaching the 6.5" midshaft 'dry girth' goal, I'm in no hurry to fool myself at the moment. :blush: :blush: :blush: if i do feel that need, i'll get girls to guess my size and i'll just agree with them.

"omg that's 15 inchesss:O "
"yes, yes it is:cool: "
 
Pandora said:
Dude get her to sit on the web cam next time hahahahhahaha lol that butt is huge :P spank spank, I bet all you could hear was :clap:

hahahahaha the clapping was absent unfortunately. I was hoping though, and it's funny cause I specifically listened for it. Great minds think alike.. either that or we're both pervs. :cool:
 
dogsdoodahs said:
Funny as fuck VK :)

Crazy girth and Glans!

I use yahoo chat and webcam a lot and the woman always ask me how big my dick is, they are used to guys saying 8, 9 or 10 so when I say 6 they think it is bigger.

Was that on MSN?
How did you record her webcam? I wanna record some stuff too.

I just print screened, but there are programs that can actually record a webcam feed.


and yes it was msn, I've used Yahoo once, for a business video conference, and it's MUCH better than msn.
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
hahahahaha the clapping was absent unfortunately. I was hoping though, and it's funny cause I specifically listened for it. Great minds think alike.. either that or we're both pervs. :cool:

I'm not a perv lol hahahah how could you not hear no clapping tho, sounds strange. Reverse cow girls good for clapping lol :D
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
its basically the girth i get when i get an erection right off the bat. The CS isn't engorged, and the tissue isn't 'warmed' up yet.

I find any other girth measurement is, at best, dishonest, and the only one I'd be fooling is myself. And since I'm fully planning on reaching the 6.5" midshaft 'dry girth' goal, I'm in no hurry to fool myself at the moment. :blush: :blush: :blush: if i do feel that need, i'll get girls to guess my size and i'll just agree with them.

"omg that's 15 inchesss:O "
"yes, yes it is:cool: "

So when you are just getting an erection your size is 5.265"(13.5) and than once you get warmed up and your CS is engorged you girth grows to 6 1/8"(15.6 cm)?

What do you do that comprises of warming up?

If I haven't Penis Enlargement'd at all for a few days/weeks, my resting girth is about 5.25 - 5.35" midshaft. If I do some squeeze style jerking off/stimulation(strong grip on the upstroke while kegeling, relax grip on downstroke...something I've seen a few pornstars doing while trying to keep erections) than I can "pump" my penis up to about 5.5 - 5.75" girth(what I like to call insta-girth).

I totally agree with yah on gaining as much 'dry' girth as possible.
 
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stormy said:
So when you are just getting an erection your size is 5.265"(13.5) and than once you get warmed up and your CS is engorged you girth grows to 6 1/8"(15.6 cm)?

What do you do that comprises of warming up?

If I haven't Penis Enlargement'd at all for a few days/weeks, my resting girth is about 5.25 - 5.35" midshaft. If I do some squeeze style jerking off/stimulation(strong grip on the upstroke while kegeling, relax grip on downstroke...something I've seen a few pornstars doing while trying to keep erections) than I can "pump" my penis up to about 5.5 - 5.75" girth(what I like to call insta-girth).

I totally agree with yah on gaining as much 'dry' girth as possible.

yes that is exactly what I'm referring to.
I would need stimulation to increase blood flow and then a couple of ULI's (mild) would expand me to my 'expanded girth'.

if you look at my picture you'll note that I'm holding my penis at the base, that's exactly what I do to warm up. I basically kegel blood in and I squeeze at the base.

One reason I've found that I dont expand to this girth immediately is because the Tunica, has alot of built up scar tissue at that region, which is the result of extreme Penis Enlargement routines (clamping, extreme ULI's etc.) that I was doing.

Hopefully, as the scar tissue (fibrosis) gets resolved, it will be easier for me to expand and at that gain more girth.
 
goldmember said:
The comment she made about injecting steroids into your cock wasn't too far from the truth...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAO
you're right! damnit! I was thinking that too.. well in my defense, when she said it, (last week) there was no IGF1 involved. :blush: :blush: :blush:
 
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millionman said:
Vk, Are you going the route of chemical Penis Enlargement?

Yes I have started that route for a little over a month, but hasn't really done it as a 'Penis Enlargement regiment' yet. More so like a titrating stage still.
 
millionman said:
What is your plan of action?

Did you decide against using deconditioning breaks or the IPR template?



no not at all.
I'm going to be using the IPR protocol for sure, and decon. I deconned for a good 2 months (march and april) before I started very low load Penis Enlargement and injections. None of my injected erections last more than 2 hours, with most of them lasting around an hour.

So I don't feel like I have been doing the regiment that Dr. Adams' patent advises, which is 3 hour long erections 3-5 times a week.

But for now, as I told you, I'm trying to do very low load Penis Enlargement, every other day.

very light jelqing, and a 'new' girth method, which I will be monitoring for the next month. I'm not gonna post about a new girth exercise unless I'm sure that I have gained from it. If I don't gain from it in a month, there's no need to mention it anyways, but I'm very optimistic.
 
bigman1 said:
It looks like a picture I used to see occasionally in searches on Gnutella.

can you post it?

cause that's definately my picture... with my 'wrist band' being testiment in all the pics that I have posted on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words].


here are a couple of examples:

this first one is when i first started to Penis Enlargement

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and here are some other ones.

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Sorry, I don't keep pics of that nature. I don't even keep adult entertainment anymore because of it's numbing effect on me.
 
That is the best photo perspective I've ever seen, and you are kegeling, and you have a great glans overhang. We should all learn that pose, it's a large part, so to speak, of your great first impression which started it all.

And the girl probably sees those 12 o-clock high gunner cock pictures taken with a wide angle lens with the cam at about the knees, the guy leans back. Adds a quick five inches to your penis length for the people who don't know how to measure, and is almost as good an angle as your photo, but your pose is the best.

I'm almost exactly the same size as you. I always feel like a girl could take another two or three inches, but next day they might get sore, or they might panic and go dry during sex, or they might take strange evasive tactics like running backwards on their elbows across the bed and around the bed on the floor and back up on the bed for another lap around. Then others can sit on top and bounce up and down, no problem. I wonder how long their stretching process takes? Not as long as to get pe gains, I bet.
 
pnoewbe said:
That is the best photo perspective I've ever seen, and you are kegeling, and you have a great glans overhang. We should all learn that pose, it's a large part, so to speak, of your great first impression which started it all.

And the girl probably sees those 12 o-clock high gunner cock pictures taken with a wide angle lens with the cam at about the knees, the guy leans back. Adds a quick five inches to your penis length for the people who don't know how to measure, and is almost as good an angle as your photo, but your pose is the best.

agreed!
I made a comment about this a while back when a member posted a picture claiming 8x6, and was holding his penis firm at the base, like am in this pic.

this pose is very misleading, because it gives the impression that under the hand, there's exposed shaft.




I'm almost exactly the same size as you. I always feel like a girl could take another two or three inches, but next day they might get sore, or they might panic and go dry during sex, or they might take strange evasive tactics like running backwards on their elbows across the bed and around the bed on the floor and back up on the bed for another lap around. Then others can sit on top and bounce up and down, no problem. I wonder how long their stretching process takes? Not as long as to get pe gains, I bet.


LOLLL
hahahahahah
 
that is a good camera shot...i took some photos of myself a while back...and couldn't get the right angle i wanted...i couldn't get the whole ruler in the shot...and then i started to lose my erection after that...if i take anymore pics...i'm just gonna ask my girl to take them while i hold the ruler rofl
 
Sucking those knobs and switches on the camera is very discouraging to erections. That and balancing a ruler are just not the same as viewing girlfriend or erotic material. Then the self timer switch, weird postures, looking in the viewfinder with a mirror that falls over often, are all distracting too.

You might end up with only a 12 instead of a 13, and telltale baggy wrinkles, unless you have help.

If I had help I might settle for 13(reality + 5).
 
Actually some of the underside shaft can be stuffed into a vagina, depending on the position to allow more penetration on one side than the other, but measuring that just is not according to the rules of the sport.
 
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