My girls Ex has an 18" Cock???

[DLD]

I'm not really a boob guy but they do come in handy at times

For milk?

 

[Lightning]

For milk?

Nah I put them in really tight jeans for the good jerk. ;-)

 

[DLD]

Nah I put them in really tight jeans for the good jerk. ;-)

lol, that just got me 33% erect

 

[Disco Dave]

Lightning: LOL. I tried to google search a picture of a Human 18inch Cock. Now guess what. Google replied with the following message " Theres No Such Thing As a 18 Inch Human Cock; So Tell Lightning To Stop Having People Google Search This Nonsense". Lol. You lied to me Lightning. Lmao. This is the catchiest thread title I have seen in a while. Good job bro.

 

[Lightning]

Lightning: LOL. I tried to google search a picture of a Human 18inch Cock. Now guess what. Google replied with the following message " Theres No Such Thing As a 18 Inch Human Cock; So Tell Lightning To Stop Having People Google Search This Nonsense". Lol. You lied to me Lightning. Lmao. This is the catchiest thread title I have seen in a while. Good job bro.

That's why it takes me to be the one to share this shit ;-) lol

 

[DLD]

That's why it takes me to be the one to share this shit ;-) lol

You are one of the Frankest people I know.

 

[Lightning]

lol, that just got me 33% erect

I knew it would

 

[Satyr]

I must admit you almost had me chime in to "convince" you that there's no such thing as an 18er, just as some others did here. But then I thought: "He can't be serious. Years on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] and close to DLD must have taught him this is plain bs." Good troll, bro!rofl I picture a Lightning laughing his ass off behind his keyboard.rofl

 

[Lightning]

Now that I think back, IIRC when we had all the dildos in the studio she thought the 9" was 15" so if you use that math and take away 6" from 18" she was with.......drumroll.................Mandingo? Fred Foolish was it you?....Damn lol

 

[dmoney101]

Ahhh, the intelligence of a drunk female

 

[Lightning]

Ahhh, the intelligence of a drunk female

I forgot to add the "times two" alcohol factor in as well, so take away 11"-12" from 18". Now that sounds more idea lol.

 

[DLD]

Now that I think back, IIRC when we had all the dildos in the studio she thought the 9" was 15" so if you use that math and take away 6" from 18" she was with.......drumroll.................Mandingo? Fred Foolish was it you?....Damn lol

I am sure we can figure out an equation to compensate for a women's poor judgement of size. We could start a whole new branch of Math

 

[huge-girth]

A big dick isn't everything it's more to a guy than a penis
Any guy that has a 7-8 inch erect cock girth close to 6 can satisfy any woman

In today's world where social media has already ruined most relationships and adult entertainment with huge cocks are everywhere, it would be bad for someone like me not to have a monstrous penis.

I must shoot for the 9x7 cock because nowadays, there are too many size queens on the street.

 

[DLD]

In today's world where social media has already ruined most relationships and adult entertainment with huge cocks are everywhere, it would be bad for someone like me not to have a monstrous penis.

I must shoot for the 9x7 cock because nowadays, there are too many size queens on the street.

You are going the extra mile