So You Got Laid Last Night: Tell Us About It

doublelongdaddy;587211 said:
Well sex did not work out, she could not fit the cock in her pussy so it was like trying to jam a square in a peg hole.
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Unfortunately I don't have that problem, mine fits in fine lol.

I remember a good friend of mine (Will) had a monster girth and he hooked up with a tiny 90lb. girl I knew that was in a relationship with some small want to be tuff guy dude at the time. My parents had an empty apartment upstairs and we brought a couple of chicks up there to screw side by side. Anyway he pounded the crap out of that tiny 90lb girl with his huge girth and she was exaggeratedly screaming like someone was killing her. My parents were downstairs and called the police on the neighbors because they thought someone was being murdered next door even though it was upstairs lol.

He had deep bloody scratches all over his back that ended up getting infected and the girl could barely walk for a few days. I wondered how that all went down when she went back home to her man? All and all, I think it was pretty bad sex for both of them.
 
Finished cumming on her face a few minutes ago, feel f drained and tired and ready to hit the apples. She likes to be choked is all Il say haha.
 
RUBY10";587295 said:
Finished cumming on her face a few minutes ago, feel f drained and tired and ready to hit the apples. She likes to be choked is all Il say haha.
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Apples?
 
drained and tired and ready to hit the apples
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Hit the apples and pears --- ( go up the stairs to bed ) .. obscure-ish British or Australian idiom for 'crashing out', 'hit the sack', 'ready to drop', 'out on my feet', 'saw the log', ... heck, I'm out , ) is that all of them..?

parents were downstairs and called the police on the neighbors
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Heh, ... LOL ! LMAO

... these days that could get the neighbors killed ... (!)
 
Asanon;587413 said:
Hit the apples and pears --- ( go up the stairs to bed ) .. obscure-ish British or Australian idiom for 'crashing out', 'hit the sack', 'ready to drop', 'out on my feet', 'saw the log', ... heck, I'm out , ) is that all of them..?



Heh, ... LOL ! LMAO

... these days that could get the neighbors killed ... (!)
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I understand now
 
We fucked again today. I was practicing edging while fucking so I never finished due to the phone ringing and she having to leave for a family gathering (her mom showed up). I ended up getting the nobody home jerk on once she left, my life. lol.
 
LIGHTNING;587662 said:
We fucked again today. I was practicing edging while fucking so I never finished due to the phone ringing and she having to leave for a family gathering (her mom showed up). I ended up getting the nobody home jerk on once she left, my life. lol.
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A jerk and a fuck in the same day, nice!
 
When I don't fuck for a few days it feels like forever. We get in fights over me complaining about not fucking. That pisses my girl off because she never wants to fuck and she feels like we fuck all the time. She only gets horny when she ovulates once a month so I have to always try to get her in the mood. I am so lazy. I have have to write this to read it to myself to understand my issues lol. We fuck 2 to 3 times a week and been together for three years.

I just read this somewhere else and I am ahead of this guy right now, lol…

How often do you have sex in your relationship?

6. Bleak.

Married 18 years. Now divorced. No kids.

Year 1 —- 10-20 times a week.

Year 2 – 3 —- 10 times a month.

Years 3 – 5 —- 5 times a month.

Years 5 – 10 —- 2 times a month.

Years 10 – 15 —- 1 time every month or so.

Years 15 – 18 —- Pity sex twice a year.

I left her because I got tired of her general selfishness in and out of the bedroom. I wanted her everyday until the last day.

I'm going to start a new thread about this.
 
I seriously can't remember how often I had sex with my ex...maybe once per week...the relationship got stale and I opted to jerk off rather than deal with getting her in the mood.
 
doublelongdaddy;587899 said:
I seriously can't remember how often I had sex with my ex...maybe once per week...the relationship got stale and I opted to jerk off rather than deal with getting her in the mood.
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It's kind of like me now. Except I like to jerk off to her ass all the time but I'm worried she will start thinking I'm a creep doing so instead of fucking her.
 
We went to the beach last night around 6pm and fucked in the ocean. Something about being in the ocean and allot of hot chicks in bikinis that turns me on lol.

My lady was in a super hot 2 piece that was way too small for her, so her big 36 double D boobs kept popping out in the water. It was my first time ever. It was pretty intense as there were family's around us as well. Being weightless under water has its benfits ;). However, I didn't get to knut due to the friction that the salt water caused and her worrying about families around us knowing what we are doing but it was an ultra cool experience. It's that edge of trying to get away with something without the people around you knowing! Fuck on!
 
Disco Dave said:
Okay you worked the PE program and you found your newly found self pounding some chick out. Tell us about it. Give us some ideas just in case we need them for our next encounter. So; How did you make her cum ? Or feel free to let us know what you should have done differently to in order to make her cum. Since this is a Brotherhood it does'nt matter. Just keep it real. We appreciate your sharing and we will applauad you on your success or help you out on your mis-haps. So how did it go and what did you do?
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I've only had sex with one lady this year. I do this once in a while just to test my nearly gained length. She couldn't take me comfortably balls deep in any position. And a few times, she said my penis is long.
 
huge-girth said:
I've only had sex with one lady this year. I do this once in a while just to test my nearly gained length. She couldn't take me comfortably balls deep in any position. And a few times, she said my penis is long.
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Thanks for sharing that. Now I got scared!
For myself I think I need to stop at max, 7.5 inches BPEL. @DLD said in one of the FAQ videos (🔗 What Is a Large Penis and a Monster Penis?) that this length, was as long as a woman want and needs (not exact quote).

But I know there are probably woman that can take longer, but for me I feel like it's not worth it for the reason that I can become to long for most women.

So I'm thankful that you shared this information brother. I don't want to hurt a woman in sex.
 
The first woman I had sex with (40 year old milf). Didn't let me fuck her in doggy position. She didn't tell me why. But just a couple of seconds into the doggy she rolled on her back. After that I was not allowed to fuck her doggy. I believe I was to long for her. My penis was 5" BPEL back then.

This is just some speculations.
 
huge-girth said:
I've only had sex with one lady this year. I do this once in a while just to test my nearly gained length. She couldn't take me comfortably balls deep in any position. And a few times, she said my penis is long.
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Huge ego boost
 
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