Lazy Ass for the Lazy Ass in all of us

seeking8.5x6 · Feb 15, 2009

Probably already known and practiced but i thought best to share as i have been doing this for awhile now.

when doing the lazy asses grip just a little further toward the base to get a firm grasp of the chambers. After that get into the usual lazy ass stretch and it will provide much more power than just grabbing by the head.

DLD · Feb 15, 2009

seeking8.5x6;330948 said:
Probably already known and practiced but i thought best to share as i have been doing this for awhile now.

when doing the lazy asses grip just a little further toward the base to get a firm grasp of the chambers. After that get into the usual lazy ass stretch and it will provide much more power than just grabbing by the head.

Adjusting the hips also allows for a stronger stretch. Now that I am sitting here alone I am wondering why I am not doing them???

seeking8.5x6 · Feb 15, 2009

Adjusting the hips also allows for a stronger stretch. Now that I am sitting here alone I am wondering why I am not doing them???

To quote Supra, if you are sitting on the computer reading the forums and not doing lazy ass stretches you are not making the best use of your time with Penis Enlargement.

DLD · Feb 15, 2009

seeking8.5x6;330971 said:
To quote Supra, if you are sitting on the computer reading the forums and not doing lazy ass stretches you are not making the best use of your time with Penis Enlargement.

It's true. There are so many forms of penis enlargement that can be done throughout the day that so much times goes to waste. Lazy Ass Stretches, ADS, strapping, etc. it all can be done with no one knowing and it will maximize everyones gains.

zaxs · Mar 15, 2009

can i throw them in any time of the day, even when my dick is not warm, or do i need to warm up first?

homelesswombat · Mar 15, 2009

I have never been able to to lazy-ass stretches because I'm uncut. My head just slides back into my foreskin and I get a foreskin stretch :/

9inches · Mar 15, 2009

I'm also uncut, but I can do them, actually I'm doint them right now

Try it like this:
Pull back your foreskin with your (left) hand while you stand. Grap your head with your (right) hand trough your legs. Now stretch to your butt and slowly sit down. Now you sit on your hand and your stretched Penis. Now carefully lose your hand.

Try it out, it's not easy but I'm sure with a bit of training you handle it!

Greetz

DLD · Mar 15, 2009

Good advice 9

homelesswombat · Mar 16, 2009

Okay I've been trying to do this for the past 20 minutes and it kinda works. It keeps slipping out, pinching skin or just simply not getting an effective stretch. Sometimes it works for about 30 seconds but then I can feel it slooowly creeping back and losing tension, then finally pulling back under the foreskin. Bleah. I dunno if these are worth the trouble. Lazy my ass!

zaxs · Mar 16, 2009

can i throw them in any time of the day, even when my dick is not warm, or do i need to warm up first?

9inches · Mar 16, 2009

@zaxs

Just do them during the day if you have 10 or 15 minutes. But don't forget to switch sides, so put your dick under your right buttcheek for 10-15 minutes, and then switch to the left buttcheek.
After I do some of those, my dick always looks longer (and actually is a bit longer, more or less 0,5 inches). I hope to get some solid good flaccid length gains in the next months.

Greetz

fedora · Mar 16, 2009

I just love the Las, when performed correctly and moving hips forward and leaning overbody backwards the lig stretch can reach any level. It´s definitly one of my favourite length exercises, so easy to perform also, and it´s possible to do other things while you sit on the penis to lock it in place.

DLD · Mar 16, 2009

ANyone who sits during the day and is not doing Lazy Ass Stretches is insane. Using these, with "Uncle Jim's Strap" I was able to realize my flaccid size very close to my erect. Plus, LAS also increase length erect-wise.

vtek · Mar 16, 2009

Don't have Ace bandage, but I wrap my manhood with Badmin/Tennis racket elastic grip wrapper and do the lazy ass stretch. It feels great. I can really feel my lig stretching.

9inches · Mar 17, 2009

doublelongdaddy;333247 said:
ANyone who sits during the day and is not doing Lazy Ass Stretches is insane. Using these, with "Uncle Jim's Strap" I was able to realize my flaccid size very close to my erect. Plus, LAS also increase length erect-wise.

Could you (or anyone else) explain me what Ucle Jim's Strap is? Never heard of it before. I'd love to have a big flaccid penis, this is one of my biggest goals in Penis Enlargement. My errected size is enough to satisfy my gf, but my flaccid size isn't enoug to scare the other people in the locker room

Greetz

DLD · Mar 17, 2009

9inches;333297 said:
Could you (or anyone else) explain me what Ucle Jim's Strap is? Never heard of it before. I'd love to have a big flaccid penis, this is one of my biggest goals in Penis Enlargement. My errected size is enough to satisfy my gf, but my flaccid size isn't enoug to scare the other people in the locker room

Greetz

ACE Strapped....Jim's Joint

Ace Strapped "Uncle Jim's Strapping Method"
Using a ACE bandage in a completely flaccid state wrap your penis in a stretched position from base to tip. Keep it wrapped for 15 minute intervals and re-wrap to keep blood flow good. This can be worn all day as long as it is re-wrapped every 15 minutes to promote blood circulation. This is a great way to make fast flaccid hang gains.

9inches · Mar 18, 2009

Now I understand, thanks man! I wearing this kind of ADS for about 5 months now. I use a gauze bandage and keep it wraped for about 6 hours. Than I usually do my girth routine. During the day i do lazy ass stretches and sometimes piss pulls. In the evening I do my stretching routine and after that I wear this ADS for another 2 or 3 hours if I have time. But till now I did not get any great flaccid length gains, maybe I get some the next 4-5 months.

DLD, what was your flaccid size at your best times, what is your current flaccid size and do you still stick to your ''new length routine?'' I wrote that you want an inch in 6 months, when is that 6 months over?

Greetz

DLD · Mar 18, 2009

9inches;333362 said:
DLD, what was your flaccid size at your best times, what is your current flaccid size and do you still stick to your ''new length routine?'' I wrote that you want an inch in 6 months, when is that 6 months over?

Greetz

I had to put things on hold for now. I plan on picking up very soon, jsut trying to deal with some personal stuff. My flaccid at best, in best conditions was about 8.5-9"...very close to my erect size. But remember that I was ALWAYS doing one form of Penis Enlargement or another. If I was not doing Lazy Asses I was using the Ace Strapped method or something else. The constant Penis Enlargement trained my penis to stay long.

Yeeor · Mar 18, 2009

What i want to know is...
Can i do Lazy Ass Stretches without warming up?

9inches · Mar 19, 2009

Yes you can.

Thanks DLD for all your information, 9 inches flaccid - that's f*cking crazy.

Good Luck with your Penis Enlargement-routine, i hope you can manage all your personal stuff and stick to your routine again.

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