Biggest K'yack Officially Measured

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Years ago I read about a mammoth member, which was independently measured by a medical professional at "about 34 cm x 21 cm." This translates to 13.39" x 8.27", or about 72.88 ci (and would weigh at least 2 1/2 lbs).
That's not a porn star claim, but is a measurement taken in the early 20th century by a researcher (forget his name).
To put it into perspective, an 8 x 6 is a big cock - but is about 22.92 cubic inches, but is less than 1/3 the size of the record cock.
 
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I"m not positive about his girth, but that measurement is one I read somewhere. I wish I could find a copy of the original statement/report/survey, etc.
But doesn't 13.39 x 6.5 seem awful thin to you? That's a girth equal to about 1/2 the length ....or 8 x 4, 6 x 3, etc.
 

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Originally posted by WaxN
But doesn't 13.39 x 6.5 seem awful thin to you? That's a girth equal to about 1/2 the length....or 8 x 4, 6 x 3, etc.
That's some serious pencil-dick. I think the 8.27" mark sounds more accurate.
 

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Largest human penis by Illustrated Sexual World Records

Aubrey Beardsley The Examination of the Herald, 1896. We all know that men are supposed to worry endlessly about penis size. In popular mythology a small organ is still thought to signal a totally inadequate lover. All the best books tell us that this idea is absurd but nonetheless the notion persists. What can we say of penis size? How big is the biggest? One problem is who is to do the measuring. If men measure their own organs they are likely to exaggerate the results: it is not an area in which there are abundant objective surveys. And women too may exaggerate the size of a particular penis in their acquaintance. Walter (of My Secret Life) demonstrated this clearly enough: a woman spoke of a penis as being 7 in. long or even more - yet the "very large penis" measured by Walter turned out to be significantly less than 7 in. According to Wardell B. Pomeroy, the Kinsey co-worker, the longest penis encountered was ten inches. This figure accords quite well with the results of the special Forum survey into penis size. In this careful and detailed survey, published in 1970, the largest penis was found to be 91/2 in. in erection, hardly able to compete with the vast organs of pornographic fiction. In an earlier inter-racial survey, Dr. Jacobus's 1935 publication - "L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale", larger dimensions were recorded. In this survey, organs nearly 12 in. in length are reported. Of all penis sizes quoted in the literature the largest is unquestionably the 14 in. . erect organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex". But as no source is quoted perhaps we should not take too much notice of this figure. The largest well attested penises would seem to be between ten and twelve inches in the erect state.
 

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Your going to be a record breaker soon DLD:eek: imagine being known though out the world for having the biggest member sweet.
 

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Roll up Roll up, measure the amazing DLD's massive member only $25 adult and $15 a child, OAPs discount $12

Then comes the DLD theme park!;)
 

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This may be kind of a dumb question, but I'm going to ask it nonetheless. Are you actually going to contact some individual or organization for verification purposes? Just wondered, because I know you are quite intent on hitting this record.
 
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Guiness Book announced a year or two ago that they will be documenting the largest penis records. If I was DLD I'd go with them, they are the brand name when it comes to world records.
 

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Originally posted by pumaz
Guiness Book announced a year or two ago that they will be documenting the largest penis records. If I was DLD I'd go with them, they are the brand name when it comes to world records.
Well I think I will need a year or two till I'm ready.
 

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Hmm, that's a tough record to gague. Will there be separate categories for length and girth?
 

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Whats the size of the biggest penis in The Guiness Book of Records?
 

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