FoM

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.. for his own benefit rather than the dogs?? "Yeah my dog has a big dick now.. how big is your dog? That's too bad. Maybe you should milk your dog's cock like I have"

My dog's penis is 2 inches long. He doesn't complain. In fact he acts like he has the biggest cock ever.
 

screwdriver

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This little animal really exists!

Unbelievable but true. It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa .

Going through life is hard enough,

but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible
 

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chazster

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Cleaner13 said:
I don't think that's incredibly accurate as a sperm whales is around 13ft in length... that's like the whole rhino...
I think he was refereeing to land mammals.. but is it longer than a giraffe.. I heard they were 4ft.
 

Hyoscyamus

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WTF? Some of these ducks have got a penis longer than their body! As much as I'd like to get a bigger dick, I don't want it to get bigger than myself. Who knows - at some point it might take over and I'd end up being a means of transportation for my dick. No way! LMAO
 

lovers

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hi i find the more older i get the more my penis becomes small what is the course and how can i reverse this
 

shr0om_7

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avg. girth is only 1.5" wth?
 

goinfor11x7

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screwdriver;272091 said:
This little animal really exists!

Unbelievable but true. It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa .

Going through life is hard enough,

but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible
Can you imagine pulling out that buck toothed little fucker in front of some broad? Her twat would close up tighter than a clam. LMAO
 

TheStick

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I don't know, goinfor, I've met some chicks who I'd swear have teeth down there too. haha
 

goinfor11x7

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LMAOLMAO

I guess a babe with false teeth is not such a bad idea after all. :s
 
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