MikeShlort;484716 said:
No, I meant "sigh" as in I wish my penis was something women dream of.

Dreams of Penis by MikeShlort:) I can see it on the NYTimes best seller list.
 
doublelongdaddy;484767 said:
Dreams of Penis by MikeShlort:) I can see it on the NYTimes best seller list.

It'd probably be like that romance novel Mr. Garrison wrote in that South Park episode.
 
MikeShlort;484803 said:
It'd probably be like that romance novel Mr. Garrison wrote in that South Park episode.

lol!
 
what I don't get is this guy seems to come out of nowhere, he's a middle aged man, he was probably packing that size at 25+ (unless he Penis Enlargement'ed), why wait all this time?
 
I don't think he has a problem getting it up, just in front of a camera. I know I'd be nervous if some camera for a news program were taping me.

I've never been able to take a measurement picture of my erect penis. The reason is, as soon as I pick up my phone, the nervousness kicks in and the erection fails to get to 90%.
 
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