I just watched that penis documentary and I'm certain that Jonah falcon pe's. His dick is very dark and red looking and his body is nothing like that. I bet he has done pe for years to get the penis he has.
 
robjeremy;410221 said:
I just watched that penis documentary and I'm certain that Jonah falcon pe's. His dick is very dark and red looking and his body is nothing like that. I bet he has done pe for years to get the penis he has.

Which documentary? Do you have a link?
 
That would definitely be something to see. I dont remember there actually being any videos or pics of his erect or even flaccid cock.
 
There's a video of him flaccid from the Howard Stern Show but I don't know if it's online. He was on for George Takei's bachelor party and said he was 8 inches soft, but he didn't look like it.
 
By5LA;410352 said:

That was funny. I remember him saying that he couldnt keep it up for adult entertainment, so having a big cock is not the only thing adult entertainment stars need. It seems like the job is ultra competitive, and unless you have an above average cock, a nice body, and can keep hard as well as cum on command, your chances of being a adult entertainment star are slim.
 
Falcon's 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts.
 
Yeah but he can has only measured at eight cause he claims he cant get hard enough to give them the 13.5 they want. I honestly dont think his penis is anywhere near 13.5. its huge for sure but i doubt its over 10.5 at the biggest.
Andrew3;410555 said:
Falcon's 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts.
 
Andrew3;410555 said:
Falcon's 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts.

No it has not. These are claims he makes, when it becomes time to measure he always has an excuse. He was NEVER measured at 13.5". Believe me, if it was it would have been posted here immediately.
 
I think Jonah is a dumbass. I'm sorry, but the guy should've marketed himself better than he did in the 90s. Atleast do some adult entertainment, or something man! If I had a bigass cock and celebrity status surround it, I'll pull all types of strings in order to keep the money rolling in. THEN, work on my freelance writing on the side.
 
Sorry for not getting back sooner. Yep that's the link to the penis doc I saw him in. Notice how red is cock is and it looks. I'm telling ya he is a Penis Enlargement'er nad that is as big as it gets that's why he never lets them see it hard.
 
He is totally full of shit. The best measurement I saw, which was extremely sketchy, was a picture he supplied to Howard Stern of him stretching his penis against his arm which appears to be in the 8.5-9" mark, and this is if he has really long arms. His penis is most likely so red because he probably pumps the shit out of it before he has to show someone. See my last measurement pictures, if it is not done like that it does not count.
 
Considering hearing about Dan and Omar's story. I'd be good with 9 inches. No use going further and killing your chick.
 
KevinP;411038 said:
This guy is the most insecure asshole is the world

Yeah, he must have some serious insecurities...he seems to suffer with impotence too.
 
Another thing in the video is. He claims to have 9 inch flacid. There is a pick of him on his back measuring and he only gets to 8.5 and it is no where near flacid it is a semi or more for sure.
 
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As I said, if he was truly 13" he would have measured pics and videos everywhere as he is a publicity whore.
 
I saw a clip from some European talk show or something where he was supposedly flaccid.. but he played with himself in his underwear a lot before he whipped it out and when he took it out it was either a semi or at least a very warm full "flaccid" and really looked no more impressive than anything I've seen in adult entertainment ( where no one is close to 13"). He might have been 8 inches in a semi-erect state. He also looked to have questionable hygiene. I've seen the forearm comparison pics, and in whatever state he supposedly is in there he's not even double digits. I can pretty much re-enact those pics myself.
 
Yeah, he is no bigger than 9" erect, period.
 
I've not looked at every pic available of Falcon, if I did I wouldn't doubt it much, like I don't doubt DLD's pics because doubts affect gains, at least as far as I'm concerned.

BUT surely the guinness world record measurements count for something where Falcon is concerned? Or is it not guinness? I know it's at least a few TV specials??...
 
aidan784;413716 said:
I've not looked at every pic available of Falcon, if I did I wouldn't doubt it much, like I don't doubt DLD's pics because doubts affect gains, at least as far as I'm concerned.

BUT surely the guinness world record measurements count for something where Falcon is concerned? Or is it not guinness? I know it's at least a few TV specials??...

He never got in Guinness, he simply does interviews where he never shows his erect 13", he always pulls out his pre-fluffed flaccid which proves nothing.
 
Ahh fair enough, I tried to do a quick double check before I posted, hence the guinness part being inconclusive.

Like I said I haven't gone out of my way to seek him out, I've seen one picture, just of a dick, didn't see Falcon himself.

DLD, I say you still go for that record, I've read that was your initial goal to have him beat. If you were 10.5+ before [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] and [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] then you can surely keep going onwards if you put your mind to it?

I'm also a big advocate of the mind's role in Penis Enlargement by the way. I have a 'mantra' per se whereby with each jelq rep etc I say 'my penis is growing longer, thicker and healthier'. I have to thank you for this!

While I'm not massive on intensity as you advocate, I've been at this for about 8 months or so, I thought I'd mention my appreciation on the mental front.
 
aidan784;413720 said:
Ahh fair enough, I tried to do a quick double check before I posted, hence the guinness part being inconclusive.

Like I said I haven't gone out of my way to seek him out, I've seen one picture, just of a dick, didn't see Falcon himself.

DLD, I say you still go for that record, I've read that was your initial goal to have him beat. If you were 10.5+ before [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] and [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] then you can surely keep going onwards if you put your mind to it?

I'm also a big advocate of the mind's role in Penis Enlargement by the way. I have a 'mantra' per se whereby with each jelq rep etc I say 'my penis is growing longer, thicker and healthier'. I have to thank you for this!

While I'm not massive on intensity as you advocate, I've been at this for about 8 months or so, I thought I'd mention my appreciation on the mental front.

At one time I would have tried to do this, today I am content with knowing it myself:)
 
Yeah he can compare his girth to his forearm because he is so malnourished and lazy his arms are like pencils. (Still a larger girth than mine :) )
 
Send Guiness Records your bpfsl shots DLd nhave J.Falco in his. Na, they would not believe anyways, huh ?
 
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Isn't there pictures or videos of him online?
 
Thank you. Jonah Falcon is the asshole of the Penis Enlargement world. His stupid claims fucked with my head for years before I realized he was full of shit.
 
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