Girth & Blowjob

rofl I'm gunna have fun tommorow.

A girl from work, shes around 27 years old and not bad looking ... she aint my type of girl in the looks dept but she aint ugly either ... kinda slightly chubby but shes a nice lass and very horny.

Anyway she is picking me up tommorow afternoon so we can visit a freind who has just recently left our work ... anyways when I was talking to her on MSN she was getting horny and said she wants sex ... I said no, than she said she wanted to suck me off ... I said okay than but we do it in your car tommorow before we go to our mates house ... I told her that some say I'm a good size....that its in the Turkish-Cypriot blood ... she said size doesnt matter and its how its used yet she has now started saying 'cant wait to see you tommorow and that PYTHON' so it does matter.

Great thing is ... I'm gunna email her soon and say its AVERAGE in size and I was kinda hypeing it when I said it was big .. so dont be mad at me :O rofl this will get her guard down and when she gets it out ... well ;)

She says she is GREAT at giving head and wants to see how long I can last while she sucks me .... I'm confident as I dont cum often when I'm sucked.

My erections have been in the late 6 inch girth range recently since I have been under ALLOT of stress and aint done any pe but tommorow I will visit the pump briefly before I go out, makesure my cock gets into the early 7 inch girth range for her ... cant wait to see her reaction when she sees how thick it is.

She told me that if it is good and big that she will tell ALL the woman at work that I'm hung like a horse :) and they are a few horny sluts at work at the moment who I could than fuck at any time once she tells them this.

Anyone got any tips on keeping myself turned on ... shes not ugly like I said but she isnt what turns me on ... so I will need to visualize some babe sucking my cock ... I was thinking of just sitting back with my head back and eyes closed and imagine a babe sucking my cock .... eitherway tommorow will get my name out there in work as the guy with the big cock ...

do you guys think I'm cruel telling her I'm average size?
 
rofl luckily I plan on her sitting in the drivers seat so she can lean over and suck my cock while I'm sat chilled out , meaning I wont have to look at her face, just the side and I plan on thinking up some imaginative woman is sucking my cock from somewhere like the Czech republic ...

I dont think she realised when I said BIG to her, what I meant by it :) and I have since e-mailed her and told her 'I'm very sorry hun but I kinda got excited about my size ... I aint big but average ... its not small dont get me wrong but I'm average-ish size so please dont be angry with me' ;)

She replied back saying it didnt matter and she has never seen or had a proper big dick :O rofl her lucky day tommorow ... I just had a mad clamp session and got back into the early 7 inch girth range and after a quick pump tommorow morning I will be on the 7.5 inch range ... what do I do if she chokes on it? I NEED her alive to spread the word.
 
Drum roll rofl Okay well it didnt quite go to plan .... its ENTIRELY my fault as lastnight I SHAVED my dick and balls and guess what? it hurt like fuck and I got cut so I ended up with red cuts and marks on me ole man.

Than I dabbed aftershave on my cock lastnight and WOW :O NEVER EVER do that ... EVER I mean it felt like the skin was being torn off my penis, the pain was incredible ... makes you feel alive I can tell you..maybe found the cure for a hangover with that.

Right now the update .... she and I drove to somehwere quiet and I said to her do you wonna suck my cock ... she to me seemed abit queit and shyish about it, but yeah she wanted it ... so we drove to somehwere like a farmers field....I told her I was sore as hell and that I had shaved me ole man .... she told me I shouldnt have done this as hairs dont bother her ... but she doesnt know that I had them going up the shaft and it covered 1 inch of my top part of my cock.

I also told her that I was having a problem getting a full erection at the moment because of stress, medication and the cuts to my dick ... it was REALLY SORE ... she was VERY UNDERSTANDING and is a sweet decent woman, she said no problems at all.

I than thought ... I cant go away without her seeing something ... so I dashed out for a piss in the bush and checked the goods , they were RED AS FUCK and I had a quick wank ... to be honest she does not turn me on at all period ... I dont do chubby woman but she has a great set of tits and is a nice person so I thought balls to it plus she'll tell her better looking sluty freinds.

I than jumped back in the car and whipped me 3/4 pants down with my cock sticking out my underpants ... I was about 1/4 erect ... she seemed slightly shocked ... and said straight away your WELL ENDOWNED arent you ... I than said it isnt even erect yet, so I than started strething my cock out alittle and wanking the head ... I managed to get to a semi erection .... she seemed speechless .... I said what you think ... average, big or small .... she didnt say anything for about 10 seconds and than said ... its IMPRESSIVE .... I said it would be more impressive if I aint shaved lastnight, its normally much bigger than this.

I said to her, its best we leave it ... I said I'll drop me pants at work when we're on break sometime alone, and you can suck me than ... I wont be sore and I can get solid wood ... I said I felt silly about it all and she was VERY understanding and said you have NOTHING to be embarassed about at all and that she wouldnt tell anyone....she said she'll get the vibrater out when she gets home.

Her mate who I get on with, slim and nice tits .. not bad looking ... well she said that she will tell her mate that she sucked me off .... she wont tell her I shaved and had problems as a result getting hard .... but said on her way back driving me that she'll tell her I was 'bloody well hung'

She said to me that I had a very good length ... I was quite shocked as my length is nothing to me .. just goes to show. She didnt comment on the girth.

Apparently its either Wednesday or Thursday when she will suck me off ... should be healed by than and I plan on getting some sort of viagra to makesure I get ROCK SOLID that day and she sees the whole mother fucka in all its glory.

All in all it wasnt a negative experience ... she said I was well hung and had a very impressive cock ... she will tell her freind she sucked it and I was good.

Wait till she sees the other 2/4 of my erection :O :)
 
well I dunno if you wanna pop viagra have a hard on all day at work. What type of place you work off that you can do it there?
 
Well what I intend on doing is let her suck the 'mamba' when I'm on my break at around 1.30pm .. I finish at 2.30pm ... my break lasts until 2.15pm so it doesnt matter about the erection, let the woman see through my pants ... I'll lap it up :)
 
Man now this is entertainment! Maybe we should get a true life Chick/Cock experience thread going! Strange how woman always have they're own way of seeing cocks. Pisses me of its like you do all this work and they are dumb as shit when it come to size - messes with my head.

Well done Redzulu, skull fuck her like a champion buddy.:D
Cant wait to hear what happens.
 
Well even at a SEMI ERECTION it still made a massive mark on her .. she e-mailed me before about various things, and mentioned you have been blessed by your Cypriot roots ... it shows on your MAMBA rofl

I cant wait till thursday when I'm fully pumped on Kamagra or something similer, willl buy this week and she gets to see my full fuckin erection smack her in the face upstairs in the boadroom where we have our meetings...thats the place .. this lass also said she wont be able to keep her eyes off my crotch now lol Man I hope she realises its gunna be like another 1/2 bigger than it was than ... I hope she takes deep breaths.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Drum roll rofl Okay well it didnt quite go to plan .... its ENTIRELY my fault as lastnight I SHAVED my dick and balls and guess what? it hurt like fuck and I got cut so I ended up with red cuts and marks on me ole man.

Than I dabbed aftershave on my cock lastnight and WOW :O NEVER EVER do that ... EVER I mean it felt like the skin was being torn off my penis, the pain was incredible ... makes you feel alive I can tell you..maybe found the cure for a hangover with that.
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lol!!!! i learned from that mistake a whole ago :( :( :( :(
 
Memories!!! wow this was so long ago ... fond memories, not of that day but around that time. Anyway to finish it, we flirted abit and she exposed her vagina and pierced clit to me in the kitchen where she was the chef a few times, along with showing off her body NAKED on the stairs. This was in a care-home!!! she ended up getting sacked for being drunk on duty. That girl was a live wire, fun.

Looking back now if I was in the same position I would just fuck her so good. As you get older you dont care as much about looks and she knew about sex, so would have been good.
 
Hahah. I'm glad you kinda finished that story.

My two cents, I'm 5.5-5.75 inches in girth and i don't have any problems with getting head. I never get any tooth etc, so i think 5.5-5.75 is more than easily sucked... hence why i want 6-6.25 inches in girth. :)
 
Soon flys ... soon flys. Shit I remember those college days!!! the hard rock music, the cheap women and many fucked up nights on sleeping pills and jack-D.
 
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