Esquire: PE is fake.

[xtremegamer]

Esquire( Carmen Electra on cover) had a little tidbit about Jelquing being an urban myth, and penis enhancement is not real. Yes, the secret is still safe.

 

[TimBo755]

nice.

 

[xtremegamer]

We are the select few, we are a secret society w/ big penises.

 

[bigman808]

We are the select few, we are a secret society w/ big penises.

LMAO that's right man!!! Carmen needs to have a nice long chat with DLD....haha

 

[REDZULU2003]

Im glad she said that.

 

[MaidenFanatic69]

yessss. The only Penis Enlargement the general public know about is that stupid Enzyte stuff. But it is sad that that is their only alternative. But yet we know the truth behind what works and what doesnt

 

[gt3n]

I don't think Carmen electra said it, she was merely on the cover!

 

[Dario]

LMAO that's right man!!! Carmen needs to have a nice long chat with DLD....haha

With the emphasis on "long".

 

[BeBobBox]

I like the fact that barely anyone knows about this

 

[fallen_one23]

I like being here in this little community, they'll put this site in medical history books!

 

[ctmwm]

Who the fuck reads Esquire anyways? Over priced,over rated and overly stuckup!! And we obviously now know they are
FULL OF SHIT!!!!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

More people Penis Enlargement then you think, they just don't post much or at all.

 

[dopefish]

More people Penis Enlargement then you think, they just don't post much or at all.

I'd be interested to know how many of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]'s 13,730 members are actually regular visitors here, and how many visitors come here but never register.

Anyone ever been though the members list? There are sooo many people with 0 posts! It's mad!

It would be cool if more people jumped in the conversations.

 

[kong1971]

Excellent.....! Still they do not grasp the awesome breadth of my devious plot. This is all part of my evil plan to take over the world with an army of soldiers with giant penises! Soon now, you, my humongously hung hencHydromaxen, will march on the capitols of the world, your banners waving long and thick and veiny. Normal men will flee from you in terror. Women will faint and throw themselves at your feet. And I...evil genius that I am, will rule ALLLLL! We must keep the secret yet a little longer, my incredibly endowed minions. We must bide our time a moment longer, stretching in secret, jelqing in the shadows, waiting for our moment! When they discover the truth, it will be too late. Far, far too Late! Bwahhahahahahah! Bwahahhahhaha! Bwahahahah!

 

[MCTFB]

Yah I guess I just need to get my vision checked because my ruler says I have gained 50% more length than when I started Penis Enlargement'ing since Penis Enlargement is obviously fake.

Oh yeah, I guess the fact I don't slip out much anymore unless I pull out too far on the long and hard pounding strokes means my unit must be the same size as when slipping out was a major problem for me unless I worked my ass off to keep it in there (and needless to say, while I could get my lady off this way it was not enjoyable as I was concentrating most of the time on just keeping it in and not slipping out).

Oh yeah, the fact I have to adjust my penis now after I take a leak means my flaccid hang must not be any longer either. Oh and when I look in the mirror I guess my balls must of shrunk since my penis now hangs lower than my balls in the flaccid state.

Oh well, I guess it makes some sense for Esquire and other magazines to say Penis Enlargement is fake because they make money on their subscriptions by giving men bullshit "Cosmolike" advice on how to improve your confidence and your seductiveness around women, when having a larger than average unit will go miles in helping you out in being confident with the ladies that no stupid magazine article could ever hope to measure up to (-:

 

[TheExecutioner]

Id say that among 13 000 members a lot probably dont gain, due to inconsistency, it takes a lot of hardwork and dedication to pull through in this game.
BTW what is Esquire, Electra?

 

[playa7]

Esquire, Electra?

1.: A magazine
2.: Carmen Electra... actress... Baywatch...

C YA!

 

[BeBobBox]

Excellent.....! Still they do not grasp the awesome breadth of my devious plot. This is all part of my evil plan to take over the world with an army of soldiers with giant penises! Soon now, you, my humongously hung hencHydromaxen, will march on the capitols of the world, your banners waving long and thick and veiny. Normal men will flee from you in terror. Women will faint and throw themselves at your feet. And I...evil genius that I am, will rule ALLLLL! We must keep the secret yet a little longer, my incredibly endowed minions. We must bide our time a moment longer, stretching in secret, jelqing in the shadows, waiting for our moment! When they discover the truth, it will be too late. Far, far too Late! Bwahhahahahahah! Bwahahhahhaha! Bwahahahah!

Thats some funny shit

 

[Godsize]

Jelqing might as well be a myth for me. I never got great results from it.

Besides, a Penis Enlargement article that says it doesn't work is much more powerful than an article saying it does. People will be intrigued. People will try it. And those are the dumb fucks that'll probably gain from it. Assholes.

 

[scott20]

hi, this is my first post here, have been lurking for about a month or so, and have read most threads on here now, and i have to say great reading. i havent dont much, only abit of stretching and have been using a cable clamp for girth work, but im lazy so not done much, havent gained ne thing. but my unit does definitely feel and look heathier, i will get round to starting Penis Enlargement properly soon thou , i just thought id post after dopefish said "It would be cool if more people jumped in the conversations." so i did

on and before u ask my measurements are 7"nbp and 5.5" EG

 

[Kong Dong]

Poor Carmen,
She only said it because she was bitter with me. I tried to teach her to jelq me with her mouth, telling her it would make me happy. We got up to an hour a day, and she was dissapointed with the results.

Oh well, at least I've done good to keep our secret!

 

[TheExecutioner]

hi, this is my first post here, have been lurking for about a month or so, and have read most threads on here now, and i have to say great reading. i havent dont much, only abit of stretching and have been using a cable clamp for girth work, but im lazy so not done much, havent gained ne thing. but my unit does definitely feel and look heathier, i will get round to starting Penis Enlargement properly soon thou , i just thought id post after dopefish said "It would be cool if more people jumped in the conversations." so i did

on and before u ask my measurements are 7"nbp and 5.5" EG

Welcome man, good to have ya taking part! Btw nice stats

 

[Smallguy44]

Poor Carmen, she married that strange dude from that band, whatever it was. He probably did so many drugs that it shrunk his dick a good inch or two. Hell, he probably has no flacid length........I'll give that marriage 1 yr

 

[ctmwm]

Carmen is wrecked for life now after Dennis Rodman had her!! Heck the guys friggin name is "RODMAN" Not to mention anything else!!! rofl

 

[iwant8inches]

It is nice to know that there are only a few people that know about it and even less that believe it.
See number 10.

http://www.women.com/dating/guys/articles/0,,533686_591044-2,00.html

 

[Godsize]

"So guys who start Penis Enlargement 24 and below have a better chance of gaining size, eh. That is good to know."


I thought it was the other way around? That older men gain better because their tissues aren't as elastic as a young dude's and less likely to "snap back".

 

[poonologist]

i believe the reason you see so much negativity on N.P.E and the results it brings is directly due to the fact that they make no money off of it.

if they can make you believe you need their miracle pill and its a "cure all" method well then thats dollars in their pocket.

if they can stick it to N.P.E by saying it doesnt work and quoting some quack(who by the way also doesnt want you doin it au natural cause he isnt paid based on your gains but based on how much you keep coming back)then they win all the way around

the little man gets to stay the little man while they continue to prey on your insecurities in hopes that you will continue to dream that their newest discovery will be the one miracle drug you needed all along

save your money on the magazine and the miracle pills by signing up at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] and then actually seeing some gains

 

[German Stallion]

Hi all, the May issue of Men's Health has some interesting observations on penis pumping and other Penis Enlargement methods. The Doctor who did the article answers questions and does say that growth will come from stretching and Pumping. He was pretty negative about all the "penis <A TITLE="Click for more information about pill" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://www.prescriptions-r-us.biz/">Pill</A>s and Penis Patch" stuff out there. I thought it interesting that he was at least supportive. GS

 

[poonologist]

cool,doubt theres many that would admit that stretching and pumping works.

 

[stillwantmore]

Also has to do (from a doctors perspective) with fear from malpractice or similar legal issues. Doctors spend years and thousands earning the right to practice. There's no way a doctor is going to recommend something that is not acknowledged by the medical community to work. Or take the chance of recommending some "natural" technique that is unproven (to them), and take the risk of losing their practice because you injured yourself with the information they gave you.

 

[ctmwm]

Hi all, the May issue of Men's Health has some interesting observations on penis pumping and other Penis Enlargement methods. The Doctor who did the article answers questions and does say that growth will come from stretching and Pumping. He was pretty negative about all the "penis Pills and Penis Patch" stuff out there. I thought it interesting that he was at least supportive. GS

Cool I have it right next to me I gotta check it out. Mens Health is a pretty good Rag anyways.