The Magical Benefits of Foreskin Restoration

Here are some more of the benefits of foreskin restoration that I have discovered. All of this stuff is proven, and I have the internet articles to back this up.

1. Cross Taping for 10 minutes a day increases erect length by 7 or 8 inches. It's true.

2. The smell of a restored man's foreskin makes women have spontaneous multiple howling orgasms. Proximity is the key. The female must be in estrus and within a 2 mile radius. It's true.

3. Smegma has miraculous healing properties. If applied to the eyes, it cures blindness. If applied to the ass, pimples and ingrown hairs will heal overnight. If applied to the lips, it will heal canker sores and fever blisters. It's true.

4. Restoration gives the restorer telekinetic and telepathic abilities. I know what you're thinking, but it's true. If you don't believe me, I am going to drop a large diesel truck on your house. I have the power. Fear me, if you dare.

5. When experiencing orgasm, a restorer can mentally manipulate quantum physics. There is no range on this ability. I personally teleported the planet Garuth from Galaxy VX11256-a to Galaxy Twine-X2. It was a really good blow job, tho!

If any other restorers have experienced similar magical benefits, please post them to this thread. Thanks!

Kong, you have too much extra time. GS

Time? What is "time" to One such as I? Muwahahahahahahah! Be still now or my fauxskin willl strike you down!

Here are a few PMs that I received lately. I thought I would present their questions on the open forums, along with my answers, so that everyone can prosper from my boundless wisdom.

From member "Spank":

Hey, Kong. I need your advice. See, I am an intolerable bore. I can't seem to talk about anything without rambling on and on and on. It's really awful, because-- you see-- I know everything about everything, but I just can't seem to talk to people about all my great knowledge without putting them to sleep. Also, I like using the term "ad hominem" because it makes me sound smarter than I already am. What can I do? PS-- I have this nagging suspicion that when other people employ parenthesis in their text, they are trying to misrepresent something I have said in the past.

My answer: That's truly unfortunate, Spank. I think that your problem lies in the fact that you do not have a foreskin. Foreskin restoration is proven to make men much more interesting and charismatic. There are numerous studies being conducted right now in my imagination that proves this groundbreaking fact. Oh, and about this ego-driven paranoia...well, you're just "full of yourself".

From member "Stepkid":

I don't know why I hate you, Kong, but I just do. There is something about you that grates on my nerves, so I am planning to go out of my way to put you down and make fun of you at every opportunity. Why do I feel this way about you? What did you ever do to me? I don't know. Maybe it's because my penis is bigger than yours or something. Anyway, eat shit and die. I hope you rot in hell.

My answer: Hmm, that's strange. I never had anything against you and always tried to be helpful and supportive of your interests in FR and Penis Enlargement. I think your problem is that you do not have a foreskin. It is proven that lack of foreskin makes men terribly irritable and hateful. Something to do with the glans being exposed. I'm sure there is a study supporting this on the internet, but I don't feel like looking for it right now. You've hurt my foreskin's feelings and I need to console it.

From member "FuckedUpDick":

Hello, Kong. I am having problems with my penis and I'm not sure what to do about it. My glans is terribly dry and cracked and has no sensation. Also, when I get erect, the skin of the shaft is horribly tight and painful, and it pulls my scrotum up too high. Do you have any ideas what I can do about this?

My answer: Well, I'm stymied there...Hate to admit it. Maybe you should ask someone else. I just don't know what to tell you.

Hope you enjoyed this little Q and A session, and that you all learned something! Til Next time! Keep on Truckin"!

this was all too funny. May the Foreskin be with you....

Kong....you are too much....KOT

qd

Lmao!

lol quite the thread.. I must agree you do have a lot of free time on your hands, possibly too much.. must be nice.

Im uncut so I do not get to experience these "Magical" benefits all I get to experience is sometimes I cum too quick in the pussy because my glans are too sensitive. But judging from the guy with the cracking penis head I'll take over sensitivity anyday... lol.

Awsome magical effects though I must say. If you have the documents to back all of that up then I'll take your word for it... ?

Is there a way I could do FR even though I have FS so that I too can gain 7-8 inches?

All in all funny article, made me laugh. Although parts of it you were coming on a little strong and the whole thread gets spinned into propaganda.

Long live the pure UNCUT and those who reep magical gains trying to achieve it.

"planet Garuth from Galaxy VX11256-a to Galaxy Twine-X2"
hahaha lol

Im uncut so I do not get to experience these "Magical" benefits all I get to experience is sometimes I cum too quick in the pussy because my glans are too sensitive. But judging from the guy with the cracking penis head I'll take over sensitivity anyday... lol.

I'm still cut and I cum too quick in the pussy, too. Once I came too quick in the mouth. Basically, I just come too quick all over the place. It's a real mess at the Kong house.

Awsome magical effects though I must say. If you have the documents to back all of that up then I'll take your word for it... ?

I will teleport the documents to your place tonight...if my wife is in the mood.

Is there a way I could do FR even though I have FS so that I too can gain 7-8 inches?

I may have been exaggerating a little there. It's probably more like 6.5 inches. Sorry. I get carried away sometimes.

All in all funny article, made me laugh. Although parts of it you were coming on a little strong and the whole thread gets spinned into propaganda.

Why did you think it was funny? This isn't a joke thread. I would kill you but your pure uncut cock is too powerful.

Long live the pure UNCUT and those who reep magical gains trying to achieve it.

What about the Muggles?

I cum too quick because my head is soo sensitive being covered up all the time. You add that with the rolling of skin over your head as you slide in and out and you'd cum quick too.

This thread and that other one with the pics cracks me right up.

kong1971 said:

From member "Stepkid":

I don't know why I hate you, Kong, but I just do. There is something about you that grates on my nerves, so I am planning to go out of my way to put you down and make fun of you at every opportunity. Why do I feel this way about you? What did you ever do to me? I don't know. Maybe it's because my penis is bigger than yours or something. Anyway, eat shit and die. I hope you rot in hell.

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I did enjoy the opening post of this thread, it was pretty funny but I am a little disappointed you had to stoop to this. I have never made fun of you or taken any personal shots, I have merely expressed my opinion that I think you have blown a lot of the facts regarding FR and a lot of your purported benefits out of proportion. When have I told you I hate you? It's kind of funny to me that you throw such a temper tantrum about people picking on you and then as soon as I stop posting and agree to disagree you mock me here in the open forum. You are, of course, free to post what you want, but my advice is to grow up, pal.

1. Cross Taping for 10 minutes a day increases erect length by 7 or 8 inches. It's true.

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how much time does that take?

Ohhh....about 3000 years...

Skepdick said:

I did enjoy the opening post of this thread, it was pretty funny but I am a little disappointed you had to stoop to this. I have never made fun of you or taken any personal shots, I have merely expressed my opinion that I think you have blown a lot of the facts regarding FR and a lot of your purported benefits out of proportion. When have I told you I hate you? It's kind of funny to me that you throw such a temper tantrum about people picking on you and then as soon as I stop posting and agree to disagree you mock me here in the open forum. You are, of course, free to post what you want, but my advice is to grow up, pal.

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Nyaahhh! Nyahh!

Whatever, dude. First you say I take things too serious, then not serious enough and I need to grow up. This thread is all in humor, and I think most everyone has caught your little jabs at me here and there on this forum. I'm not taking anything you guys say to heart anymore and neither should you. Like you say, "It's nothing personal..." All in good fun!

Now shut up and sit down. My foreskin strikes with the speed of the cobra, and the deadliness of the mongoose!