Let me make a list:
1. I tuck my penis now behind my leg to keep it out of the way
2. I can't site on a toilet without dropping in the water
3. I can't wear undies because they are too constricting
4. Jen can give me a 3 hand blow-job:D
5. Most of the world hates me because I made gains
6. Jen gushes like a river now
7. 95% of my day is spent on cock
8. I actually get paid to make cocks bigger
9. My hands are mainly used for cock or typing
10. I work 20 hours a day now
11. My family thinks I have deep psychological issues:D
12. I soon will be able to measure in feet instead of inches
13. Numbers mean so much more to me now
14. I stare at mens bulges
15. Jen cannot keep her hands and mouth off of me
16. I have to be careful not to wipe my butt with my penis
17. I have taken the shape and demeanor of Ron Jeremy
18. I can't stick my cock in Jen's ass now
19. My son calls me DLD
20. The subject of discussion 99% of the time is about cock
21. I live in fear of phallic objects
22. I can measure my penis for hours without a break:D
23. All my pants are now XXL
24. I dream about my penis
25. Daily exercise has a whole new meaning
26. I have bought so much Vaseline that I should have stock in the company
27. There is always baby powder dust somewhere
28. I sometimes forget my real name
29. My veins on my penis look like a map of Texas
30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
31. When watching Disney and they mention Penis Enlargement class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.
32. I know the measurement of anything with just a glance
33. Foreplay is trying to fit my penis in my girl
34. Paper towel rolls piss me off
35. The supermarket cucumber section scares the fuck out of me
I will add to this list...believe me.