lifestyles of the hung and famous

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DLD (and anyone else who has had significant size increases), I'm curious if any aspects of your everyday life have changed as a result of growing an enormous schlong, other than the fame and obvious sexual benefit. For example, have you had to change the type of pants, underwear, or other clothing that you wear to accommodate, hide, or show off the increased bulge? What about going out to public places such as the beach/pool/gym? Have you noticed any disadvantages to being overly well endowed?

Inquiring minds want to know. :confused:
 
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I am much smaller than DLD of course, but sometimes I face with such difficulties. Since my flaccid unit is really detectable, I can't easily sit against a woman when wearing a tight jean. My unit is impossible to hide. This is not a disadvantage all the time of course :)
 

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Let me make a list:
1. I tuck my penis now behind my leg to keep it out of the way
2. I can't site on a toilet without dropping in the water
3. I can't wear undies because they are too constricting
4. Jen can give me a 3 hand blow-job:D
5. Most of the world hates me because I made gains
6. Jen gushes like a river now
7. 95% of my day is spent on cock
8. I actually get paid to make cocks bigger
9. My hands are mainly used for cock or typing
10. I work 20 hours a day now
11. My family thinks I have deep psychological issues:D
12. I soon will be able to measure in feet instead of inches
13. Numbers mean so much more to me now
14. I stare at mens bulges
15. Jen cannot keep her hands and mouth off of me
16. I have to be careful not to wipe my butt with my penis
17. I have taken the shape and demeanor of Ron Jeremy
18. I can't stick my cock in Jen's ass now:(
19. My son calls me DLD
20. The subject of discussion 99% of the time is about cock
21. I live in fear of phallic objects
22. I can measure my penis for hours without a break:D
23. All my pants are now XXL
24. I dream about my penis
25. Daily exercise has a whole new meaning
26. I have bought so much Vaseline that I should have stock in the company
27. There is always baby powder dust somewhere
28. I sometimes forget my real name
29. My veins on my penis look like a map of Texas
30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
31. When watching Disney and they mention Penis Enlargement class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.
32. I know the measurement of anything with just a glance
33. Foreplay is trying to fit my penis in my girl
34. Paper towel rolls piss me off
35. The supermarket cucumber section scares the fuck out of me

I will add to this list...believe me.
 
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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Let me make a list:

19. My son calls me DLD

I will add to this list...believe me.
You have a son!?!?!?! I had no idea!! How old is he? Is he Jen's and your's? Does he understand WHY your name is DLD?
I assume that you will introduce him into the Penis Enlargement world. Arent you worried about him telling his friends about you and your ding dong?
:p

-popp
 

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Originally posted by Popp
You have a son!?!?!?! I had no idea!! How old is he? Is he Jen's and your's? Does he understand WHY your name is DLD?
I assume that you will introduce him into the Penis Enlargement world. Arent you worried about him telling his friends about you and your ding dong?
:p

-popp
Yes I do have a son. He is from my last wife. He is 9 years old and a rapper. He is the joy of my life. Yes, he calls me DLD. He knows it stands for DoubleLongDaddy. He knows I help men with personal issues concerning the penis. He does not know much more than this. I will be happy to explain it to him when he turns 18.
 
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Ok, as of now after reading DLD's post i am stopping my Penis Enlargement program all be cause of numbers ...2....14 ....16...18.....No wait ,I am still gonna Penis Enlargement because of numbers ...4...6...12...15...29...
Dam ...the cucumbers don't scare me but those dam long ass zucchini give me a major inferiority complex.....lol
 

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Originally posted by AfterTheShock
Ok, as of now after reading DLD's post i am stopping my Penis Enlargement program all be cause of numbers ...2....14 ....16...18.....No wait ,I am still gonna Penis Enlargement because of numbers ...4...6...12...15...29...
Dam ...the cucumbers don't scare me but those dam long ass zucchini give me a major inferiority complex.....lol

What about the sausage and kielbasa section!
 
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What about the sausage and kielbasa section!

That section is the exact reason i dont let my wife go to the grocery store ......lol:D
 
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DLD I got to say that was great.
 
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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Yes I do have a son. He is from my last wife. He is 9 years old and a rapper. He is the joy of my life. Yes, he calls me DLD. He knows it stands for DoubleLongDaddy. He knows I help men with personal issues concerning the penis. He does not know much more than this. I will be happy to explain it to him when he turns 18.
Thats great man! Good luck with that!
 

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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
I cringe when I think of Jen walking past those 14" fuckers.
Not to worry, those have no girth worth mentioning. I suggest not growing zucchini or cucumbers in your garden. If you let a zucchini grow a couple of days too long they are 16x10.
 
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Originally posted by MDC
Not to worry, those have no girth worth mentioning. I suggest not growing zucchini or cucumbers in your garden. If you let a zucchini grow a couple of days too long they are 16x10.
DLD better not leave Jen unsupervised with one of those beasts, she might leave him for a farmer!
 
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Your such a crazy fucker DLD! lol
 
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