:D yes I am scared of most of the long, thick vegetables
 
To the bigger guys, anyone ever say anything about your unit out in public?
 
Hey DLD -- don't you know it's no longer "IN" to be from Texas. You should amend your list to state that your dick now looks like a map of Massachusetts, that's where you're from (now), and that's where the next president of this country will be from.
 
TennisNut said:
Hey DLD -- don't you know it's no longer "IN" to be from Texas. You should amend your list to state that your dick now looks like a map of Massachusetts, that's where you're from (now), and that's where the next president of this country will be from.

:D

I have more to add to this list....to be continued:)
 
36. Blowjobs become Teeth Jobs.
37. Confusion at TAX time
38. 90% of my phone use is cock specific
39. The other 10% is ball specific
40. I have a new signature scent...JELQ & Powder
 
I just wanna be a ���� star
 
Supra said:
I just wanna be a ���� star

So do it! You got the dick for it.
 
I will After Get this surgery, restoring my forskin and geting at least 9X7NPB then I will go to LA and do it
 
Supra said:
I will After Get this surgery, restoring my forskin and geting at least 9X7NPB then I will go to LA and do it
I thought you were going to be the driver :driving: for my bang limo!!!
 
Im gonna be the guy in the back with the pole sticking outa his pants and the girls are riding up and down on.
 
ebon00 said:
Whoah! Rough deal... Did you get his hairy back as well?

Nah, but the hair that would have went on my back ended up on my gut:D
 
DLD You still crack me up with that!!

30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
And,

31. When watching Disney and they mention Penis Enlargement class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.
 
ctmwm said:
DLD You still crack me up with that!!

30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
And,

31. When watching Disney and they mention Penis Enlargement class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.

Oh I got a ton more...I just gotta post em:)
 
Here is DLD and Red, I wonder who is who?:D
 

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