Hey Sausage & mash

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With a name like Sausage & mash you must cum from accross the pond, I was hatched in Birmingham mate, where were you hatched? I bet your old man was a brumi. And your mom must have cum from Scoucer land near liverpool mati. Now I'm only guessing of course but the name Sausage & mash gives it away mate. That is if you are a mate? or are you a materess?

The cow bell routine gives me the impression that you are a materess, a lady of the night I bet?

When I used the bell has a weight on my old pecker and got a stiffun, It used to twaing rather ring, especially when the bird with the big hooters used to cum down to the fish market in the Bull ring Birmingham.

I am sure that she used to flash her tits so she could hear my old bell go twaing. I know she used to eat raw fish because her breath was godam awful, smelt like sardines. I think it was her breath, of course it could have been twat too.
 
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Hello British Prick, one question. If you are so English then why do you spell mum M O M? Just wondering. LMAO

Oh and I was born in Winchester.
 
British prick said:
With a name like Sausage & mash you must cum from accross the pond, I was hatched in Birmingham mate, where were you hatched? I bet your old man was a brumi. And your mom must have cum from Scoucer land near liverpool mati. Now I'm only guessing of course but the name Sausage & mash gives it away mate. That is if you are a mate? or are you a materess?

The cow bell routine gives me the impression that you are a materess, a lady of the night I bet?

When I used the bell has a weight on my old pecker and got a stiffun, It used to twaing rather ring, especially when the bird with the big hooters used to cum down to the fish market in the Bull ring Birmingham.

I am sure that she used to flash her tits so she could hear my old bell go twaing. I know she used to eat raw fish because her breath was godam awful, smelt like sardines. I think it was her breath, of course it could have been twat too.
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can someone please translate this bizarre story plz ?:(
 
TomdW said:
Hello British Prick, one question. If you are so English then why do you spell mum M O M? Just wondering. LMAO

Oh and I was born in Winchester.
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Because in Birmingham Grammer School we where taught to call our mum Mother, hence, MOM for short.
 
British prick said:
Because in Birmingham Grammer School we where taught to call our mum Mother, hence, MOM for short.
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WTF. Never heard that before and my MUM is from Birmigham. It seems to me that M O M is an American spelling and always has been. It doesn't really matter though I suppose.
 
Juggers said:
can someone please translate this bizarre story plz ?:(
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It's simple, old man. You see if you cum from Birmingham we call the meal, Sausage and mashed spuds. But if you cum from Liverpool, which is Scoucer land, they call the same meal Bangers and Mash. Now seeing S&M calls himself Sausage, tells me he or his parant cums from Brum, However, seeing that his second word is Mash, that tells me that his other parant comes from Liverpool. Now do see, the light.
 
I'm from the northeast near Durham and we call it bangers and mash or mashed potato,its scouser not scoucer.Whats with the old man you living in victorian times.
 
British prick said:
It's simple, old man. You see if you cum from Birmingham we call the meal, Sausage and mashed spuds. But if you cum from Liverpool, which is Scoucer land, they call the same meal Bangers and Mash. Now seeing S&M calls himself Sausage, tells me he or his parant cums from Brum, However, seeing that his second word is Mash, that tells me that his other parant comes from Liverpool. Now do see, the light.
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wtf...lol...im only 19 ?:(
 
Well British Prick, me mate, you are absolutely, positively correct, me mam was a scouser and me dad was a brummi, how did you ever guess, my name perhaps. By the way, I am all man, well i used to be until the cow bell incident, it stretched the skin alright, but the rest of it shrank from the frost we had in scouser one year, anyway, BP, thanks for setting the folks straight on where I am from.

I had a similar incident with a gal from scouse, except when she walked out of her hous, all the neighbourhood cats would come around, thinking she was a fresh meal! Dumped her, couldn't handle all the cats hanging around us!

Well mate, 'ere's to ya, hope to hear from you again, S&M LMAO
 
What was the reason of calling him out like that, i think nobody really cared about half that.
 
Born in Hounslowe,London...then Capetown RSA..Now Australia..understand word for word...utter codshit:)
 
Hey freakazoid, glad you understood BP's post, the cow bell story is true by the way...enjoy and have a great day, S&M

PS jelquing really works!
 
S&M,

I had to laugh when I saw your nick. I have a lady friend who is a Scouser, or Liverpudlian as she calls herself, and she translated bangers & mash for me several years back. She's a big footy fan and hates ManU - go figure.

Cheers!
 
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